The Joan and Jeff Show #19

Summary: Thursday: Sitting in the tent in the rain … do apples clean your teeth? And is toothpaste too minty to put in your mouth before sleep. Darren’s foley, or folio sound effects. We have a laugh at the Italians. We could be in a tent in the rain anywhere in the world, how can we prove we’re in Glastonbury. We talk about the Glastonbury storms on the Thursday night 2005 and how they flooded the green room and ruined our breakfast. More apple sound effects. We had a good night at the crew bar “Slippery Dick’s Love Shack” where we danced to a track called “The Funkiest Man Alive”, if you know who recorded it please email on joanandjeff@mac.com. Darren’s got a hat! Lots of girls are eyeing up his hat … especially at portaloos … they’ve got hat envy. Learn how to do our jobs at Glastonbury, we give all the top tips … how to use a brochure. Where is the Vice Bar, nobody seems to know? The Pyrotechnic show was such a disappointment and where were the fireworks. I can’t remember the phrase “grasping at straws” and Darren’s apple is bigger than when he started eating it. We recommend that you see the non-music events at Glastonbury – I guess by now you’ll know not to trust us having heard what we’ve just been saying. I’m clearly a big cissy. Horror movies without music, they’re no good. We describe some acts from Trash City at Glastonbury. Darren’s got to get up for work early and it’s late right now.