The Joan and Jeff Show

Monday: In the car trying to get off site, we’ve made it from field to road and we’re making good progress. Darren’s very pleased with his TT’s four wheel drive. We almost have a crash. Darren explains why we didn’t do a Sunday podcast – because the rain was finally getting us down. The Chemical Brothers had lasers and a guy behind us collapsed. The rain means that you wear more clothes and these weigh you down. Darren goes on about his hat some more and its chick-magnetism. We went back to Slippery Dick’s Love Shack where a pretty good band were playing, Darren is planning to do a DJ set there in 2008. I ended up dancing with The Arctic Monkeys, or rather I ended up dancing with their girlfriends. Steam is coming from Darren’s car – suddenly we’re out of the site! Back in Liverpool, we drove via Cheddar Gorge. We unanimously vote The Cat Empire as our highlight of Glastonbury. Because of the rain we didn’t experience all of Glastonbury as we have before. We’re both pretty drained now. We’re going to The Big Chill, so email us if you’re coming too on joanandjeff@mac.com A big thank you to Lynn.

Monday: In the car trying to get off site, we’ve made it from field to road and we’re making good progress. Darren’s very pleased with his TT’s four wheel drive. We almost have a crash. Darren explains why we didn’t do a Sunday podcast – because the rain was finally getting us down. The Chemical Brothers had lasers and a guy behind us collapsed. The rain means that you wear more clothes and these weigh you down. Darren goes on about his hat some more and its chick-magnetism. We went back to Slippery Dick’s Love Shack where a pretty good band were playing, Darren is planning to do a DJ set there in 2008. I ended up dancing with The Arctic Monkeys, or rather I ended up dancing with their girlfriends. Steam is coming from Darren’s car – suddenly we’re out of the site! Back in Liverpool, we drove via Cheddar Gorge. We unanimously vote The Cat Empire as our highlight of Glastonbury. Because of the rain we didn’t experience all of Glastonbury as we have before. We’re both pretty drained now. We’re going to The Big Chill, so email us if you’re coming too on joanandjeff@mac.com A big thank you to Lynn.

Monday: In the car trying to get off site, we’ve made it from field to road and we’re making good progress. Darren’s very pleased with his TT’s four wheel drive. We almost have a crash. Darren explains why we didn’t do a Sunday podcast – because the rain was finally getting us down. The Chemical Brothers had lasers and a guy behind us collapsed. The rain means that you wear more clothes and these weigh you down. Darren goes on about his hat some more and its chick-magnetism. We went back to Slippery Dick’s Love Shack where a pretty good band were playing, Darren is planning to do a DJ set there in 2008. I ended up dancing with The Arctic Monkeys, or rather I ended up dancing with their girlfriends. Steam is coming from Darren’s car – suddenly we’re out of the site! Back in Liverpool, we drove via Cheddar Gorge. We unanimously vote The Cat Empire as our highlight of Glastonbury. Because of the rain we didn’t experience all of Glastonbury as we have before. We’re both pretty drained now. We’re going to The Big Chill, so email us if you’re coming too on joanandjeff@mac.com A big thank you to Lynn.

Saturday: We’re at the Jazz stage drinking Brothers Pear Cider waiting for Rodrigo & Gabriela amigos. We’re not sure if you’ll be able to hear us and Darren thinks the MP3 recorder looks like cylon. What should we call this podcast. Brothers Pear Cider is really strong. We saw Incandescence, a weird Middle Eastern circus. Darren’s bought a T-shirt (look at the picture). The T-shirts are made by a company called Supreme Being. Daren’s brought an uncrinkler for his T-shirt. We’ve got showers. Darren reckons that there are more old people at this year’s Glastonbury and we discuss theories to explain this. It’s also very crowded this year. Some people come past saying “Shmee” for some reason. Some people have special spots in the audience, just like some people who have special seats in pubs.

Saturday: We’re at the Jazz stage drinking Brothers Pear Cider waiting for Rodrigo & Gabriela amigos. We’re not sure if you’ll be able to hear us and Darren thinks the MP3 recorder looks like cylon. What should we call this podcast. Brothers Pear Cider is really strong. We saw Incandescence, a weird Middle Eastern circus. Darren’s bought a T-shirt (look at the picture). The T-shirts are made by a company called Supreme Being. Daren’s brought an uncrinkler for his T-shirt. We’ve got showers. Darren reckons that there are more old people at this year’s Glastonbury and we discuss theories to explain this. It’s also very crowded this year. Some people come past saying “Shmee” for some reason. Some people have special spots in the audience, just like some people who have special seats in pubs.

Saturday: We’re at the Jazz stage drinking Brothers Pear Cider waiting for Rodrigo & Gabriela amigos. We’re not sure if you’ll be able to hear us and Darren thinks the MP3 recorder looks like cylon. What should we call this podcast. Brothers Pear Cider is really strong. We saw Incandescence, a weird Middle Eastern circus. Darren’s bought a T-shirt (look at the picture). The T-shirts are made by a company called Supreme Being. Daren’s brought an uncrinkler for his T-shirt. We’ve got showers. Darren reckons that there are more old people at this year’s Glastonbury and we discuss theories to explain this. It’s also very crowded this year. Some people come past saying “Shmee” for some reason. Some people have special spots in the audience, just like some people who have special seats in pubs.

Friday: We’re in the crew area Green Room, Darren thinks that there aren’t enough young women here … but wait a minute. I still can’t remember common sayings. We complain about the band taking too long to soundcheck. We saw Sandi Thom earlier and constructively criticise her set, then we discuss how Amy Winehouse is sexy, but in what way? We loved The Cat Empire, they did a great set on the Avalon stage, and got the place really dancing. Then we saw Hot Chip at the John Peel stage, a long walk through deep mud, and the sound was really bad without many dynamics to the performance. We let you hear a little of the green room band.

Friday: We’re in the crew area Green Room, Darren thinks that there aren’t enough young women here … but wait a minute. I still can’t remember common sayings. We complain about the band taking too long to soundcheck. We saw Sandi Thom earlier and constructively criticise her set, then we discuss how Amy Winehouse is sexy, but in what way? We loved The Cat Empire, they did a great set on the Avalon stage, and got the place really dancing. Then we saw Hot Chip at the John Peel stage, a long walk through deep mud, and the sound was really bad without many dynamics to the performance. We let you hear a little of the green room band.

Friday: We’re in the crew area Green Room, Darren thinks that there aren’t enough young women here … but wait a minute. I still can’t remember common sayings. We complain about the band taking too long to soundcheck. We saw Sandi Thom earlier and constructively criticise her set, then we discuss how Amy Winehouse is sexy, but in what way? We loved The Cat Empire, they did a great set on the Avalon stage, and got the place really dancing. Then we saw Hot Chip at the John Peel stage, a long walk through deep mud, and the sound was really bad without many dynamics to the performance. We let you hear a little of the green room band.

Thursday: Sitting in the tent in the rain … do apples clean your teeth? And is toothpaste too minty to put in your mouth before sleep. Darren’s foley, or folio sound effects. We have a laugh at the Italians. We could be in a tent in the rain anywhere in the world, how can we prove we’re in Glastonbury. We talk about the Glastonbury storms on the Thursday night 2005 and how they flooded the green room and ruined our breakfast. More apple sound effects. We had a good night at the crew bar “Slippery Dick’s Love Shack” where we danced to a track called “The Funkiest Man Alive”, if you know who recorded it please email on joanandjeff@mac.com. Darren’s got a hat! Lots of girls are eyeing up his hat … especially at portaloos … they’ve got hat envy. Learn how to do our jobs at Glastonbury, we give all the top tips … how to use a brochure. Where is the Vice Bar, nobody seems to know? The Pyrotechnic show was such a disappointment and where were the fireworks. I can’t remember the phrase “grasping at straws” and Darren’s apple is bigger than when he started eating it. We recommend that you see the non-music events at Glastonbury – I guess by now you’ll know not to trust us having heard what we’ve just been saying. I’m clearly a big cissy. Horror movies without music, they’re no good. We describe some acts from Trash City at Glastonbury. Darren’s got to get up for work early and it’s late right now.

Thursday: Sitting in the tent in the rain … do apples clean your teeth? And is toothpaste too minty to put in your mouth before sleep. Darren’s foley, or folio sound effects. We have a laugh at the Italians. We could be in a tent in the rain anywhere in the world, how can we prove we’re in Glastonbury. We talk about the Glastonbury storms on the Thursday night 2005 and how they flooded the green room and ruined our breakfast. More apple sound effects. We had a good night at the crew bar “Slippery Dick’s Love Shack” where we danced to a track called “The Funkiest Man Alive”, if you know who recorded it please email on joanandjeff@mac.com. Darren’s got a hat! Lots of girls are eyeing up his hat … especially at portaloos … they’ve got hat envy. Learn how to do our jobs at Glastonbury, we give all the top tips … how to use a brochure. Where is the Vice Bar, nobody seems to know? The Pyrotechnic show was such a disappointment and where were the fireworks. I can’t remember the phrase “grasping at straws” and Darren’s apple is bigger than when he started eating it. We recommend that you see the non-music events at Glastonbury – I guess by now you’ll know not to trust us having heard what we’ve just been saying. I’m clearly a big cissy. Horror movies without music, they’re no good. We describe some acts from Trash City at Glastonbury. Darren’s got to get up for work early and it’s late right now.

Thursday: Sitting in the tent in the rain … do apples clean your teeth? And is toothpaste too minty to put in your mouth before sleep. Darren’s foley, or folio sound effects. We have a laugh at the Italians. We could be in a tent in the rain anywhere in the world, how can we prove we’re in Glastonbury. We talk about the Glastonbury storms on the Thursday night 2005 and how they flooded the green room and ruined our breakfast. More apple sound effects. We had a good night at the crew bar “Slippery Dick’s Love Shack” where we danced to a track called “The Funkiest Man Alive”, if you know who recorded it please email on joanandjeff@mac.com. Darren’s got a hat! Lots of girls are eyeing up his hat … especially at portaloos … they’ve got hat envy. Learn how to do our jobs at Glastonbury, we give all the top tips … how to use a brochure. Where is the Vice Bar, nobody seems to know? The Pyrotechnic show was such a disappointment and where were the fireworks. I can’t remember the phrase “grasping at straws” and Darren’s apple is bigger than when he started eating it. We recommend that you see the non-music events at Glastonbury – I guess by now you’ll know not to trust us having heard what we’ve just been saying. I’m clearly a big cissy. Horror movies without music, they’re no good. We describe some acts from Trash City at Glastonbury. Darren’s got to get up for work early and it’s late right now.

A special Easter 2007 show, sorry we've not been podcasting for a while, here goes: I didn't like Danny Boyle's new film "Sunshine" and Rob thinks the whole premise of the movie is daft. If you're a physicist email joanandjeff@mac.com to explain fission to us. Danny Boyle loves himself and told me that a spoonful of the sun weighs a ton . Rob wants to talk about Global Warming ... anthropomorphically. We argue about pollution and conclude that all humans should be wiped out. Eric Idle is more successful than Joan and Jeff. Pollution is bad but hydrogen cars explode. Rob makes up a ridiculous story about people being buried alive in Southport. I tell a story about a taxi driver with haemorrhoids. Rob has no confidence that we're being recorded. Back to the taxi driver's piles. How to separate superglued fingers. Back to "Sunshine" and a song dedicated to Danny Boyle. I end up talking about my favourite move, "Alien". The phone rings and we discuss cold calling.

A special Easter 2007 show, sorry we've not been podcasting for a while, here goes: I didn't like Danny Boyle's new film "Sunshine" and Rob thinks the whole premise of the movie is daft. If you're a physicist email joanandjeff@mac.com to explain fission to us. Danny Boyle loves himself and told me that a spoonful of the sun weighs a ton . Rob wants to talk about Global Warming ... anthropomorphically. We argue about pollution and conclude that all humans should be wiped out. Eric Idle is more successful than Joan and Jeff. Pollution is bad but hydrogen cars explode. Rob makes up a ridiculous story about people being buried alive in Southport. I tell a story about a taxi driver with haemorrhoids. Rob has no confidence that we're being recorded. Back to the taxi driver's piles. How to separate superglued fingers. Back to "Sunshine" and a song dedicated to Danny Boyle. I end up talking about my favourite move, "Alien". The phone rings and we discuss cold calling.

A special Easter 2007 show, sorry we've not been podcasting for a while, here goes: I didn't like Danny Boyle's new film "Sunshine" and Rob thinks the whole premise of the movie is daft. If you're a physicist email joanandjeff@mac.com to explain fission to us. Danny Boyle loves himself and told me that a spoonful of the sun weighs a ton . Rob wants to talk about Global Warming ... anthropomorphically. We argue about pollution and conclude that all humans should be wiped out. Eric Idle is more successful than Joan and Jeff. Pollution is bad but hydrogen cars explode. Rob makes up a ridiculous story about people being buried alive in Southport. I tell a story about a taxi driver with haemorrhoids. Rob has no confidence that we're being recorded. Back to the taxi driver's piles. How to separate superglued fingers. Back to "Sunshine" and a song dedicated to Danny Boyle. I end up talking about my favourite move, "Alien". The phone rings and we discuss cold calling.