Summary: THIS week, el Sooper tells you how to make money by investing into crackheads injecting car battery acid into their veins, which is not a pyramid scheme, it’s more of an upside down triangle, and then crapplefratz likes everything also no one gets that stupid spongebob squarepants joke, but you can hear Emily laugh despite it being International Women’s Day, then Jessica’s instapot got melted down because it’s from the eighties cartoon. Also a Mexican would never tip over a pleated Sylvia Platt, even though it’s on a show called “this is a bunch of people,” but it’s not crockpot’s fault. Finally el Sooper talks about getting into the VIP line at Michael Medved’s signature book thingie and there was racism. That’s how the Dreamers get you - when you dress up like a Mexican bandito. The end. Wow you have to listen!!
