Episode Nine: What’s Wrong With Dry Humping?

Summary: <p>This week the ladies explore the world of chaste kisses and blue balls in E.M. Tippets' 'Someone Else's Fairytale'. They learn that people should go to therapy when they have experienced trauma, that this book is like too similar to Twilight, Matthew is the worst, and, the jingle for the "Sperm Sponge" is born!</p><br> <p>This is the first of the "Marathon Sessions" done over Memorial Day weekend and it doesn't disappoint. There are many rants from Mallory on a range of topics from the uselessness of Skype to dry humping. Mallory really doesn't want to have similar traits as the heroine (but she does). Tamu refuses to buy her parents an iPad.</p><br> <p>Much like the book, they come to several logical end points, but can't seem to quit this podcast. However, like Janet Jackson says, "It's worth the wait." They leave on an EPIC high note.</p><br> <p>UP NEXT: The Hostage Bargain by, Annika Martin</p>