Summary: Be a bartender and come up with your top 10 cocktails endorsed by a celebrity. For example, the Ted Danson is a flavorful mixture of Sam Adams, Just For Men hair dye, and Whoopi Goldberg's menstrual fluid. Served with a hot-dog straw. Wildcard: The Jonas Brothers have just renounced their whole religious "married to Jesus" thing, so come up with the title of their next album and a few key hits.
