Summary: <p>Maria psychoanalyzes a pickpocket, Tim Cook gives the FBI the finger, Manny Pacquiao disparages homosexuals, Justin reveals his “super” powers, and Mike flubs the Pledge of Allegiance.</p> <p><span id="more-212"></span></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Follow-up</span></p> <ul> <li>“<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP4f1seE6wY" target="_blank">Oh, Reggie, fighting for your country…you’re such a pussy</a>“</li> <li><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/2/18/11046766/photic-sneeze-reflex" target="_blank">ACHOO syndrome: Why some people sneeze every time they see the sun</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Trumped Up</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2016/02/19/trumps-jumps-into-iphone-security-row-calls-for-boycott-apple-products.html" target="_blank">On Apple</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-response-to-the-pope" target="_blank">On the Pope</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/2/13/10988338/donald-trump-planned-parenthood-gop-debate" target="_blank">On Planned Parenthood</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/katlock/who-said-it-donald-trump-or-lucille-bluth-1u7ty#.qeMGjYMVJ" target="_blank">On Rachel Maddow</a></li> <li><a href="http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2016/02/15/3749709/trump-hints-at-independent-run-again/" target="_blank">Trump threatens an independent run</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Poorly Summarized News</span></p> <ul> <li>Apple: <a href="http://www.apple.com/customer-letter/" target="_blank">a message to our customers</a> </li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Stupid Shit</span></p> <p><a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/10403082_10153212893075518_2493663422585454875_n.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-216"><img class="wp-image-216 aligncenter" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/10403082_10153212893075518_2493663422585454875_n.jpg" alt="10403082_10153212893075518_2493663422585454875_n" width="405" height="404"></a></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2014/07/1122-richard-schulze.html" target="_blank">American Loons on “Dr.” Schulze</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.quackwatch.com/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/Naturopathy/naturopathy.html" target="_blank">Quackwatch on “Dr.” Schulze</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Is this a thing? Gay animal sex</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/2/16/11021206/manny-pacquiao-gay-animals" target="_blank">Nike cuts ties with boxer Manny Pacquiao</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Headline of the Week</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://gizmodo.com/fearing-cannibalism-aquarium-cancels-valentines-day-oc-1759188834" target="_blank">Fearing cannibalism, aquarium cancels octopus sex show on Valentine’s Day</a></li> </ul> <p><a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Overcast1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/iTunes1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Pocket-Casts1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" class="no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/RSS1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a></p>
