Summary: <p>Justin attempts a covert nose wipe, Kanye West pirates some software, Mike’s dad robs a bank, Chris Christie gets held hostage, and Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t own a gas-guzzling yacht (he just borrows it).</p> <p> </p> <p><span id="more-256"></span></p> <p> </p> <p><a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Overcast1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/iTunes1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Pocket-Casts1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" class="no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/RSS1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a></p> <p><strong>Show notes</strong></p> <ul> <li class="wpview-body"><a href="http://thenarrators.org/">Hear more Kendall at thenarrators.org</a></li> </ul> <div class="wpview-body"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Follow-up</span></div> <ul> <li class="wpview-body"><a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/12/6/418698/-">Daily Kos: But Who Has to Carry the Feces?</a></li> <li class="wpview-body"><a href="http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/02/02/who-does-no-2-work-for/">Foreign Policy: Who Does No. 2 Work For?!</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Trumped Up</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://thefederalist.com/2016/02/25/at-tonights-debate-take-a-flamethrower-to-trump/">The Federalist: Take a Flamethrower to Trump</a></li> <li><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/history-donald-trump-small-hands-insult/story?id=37395515">ABC News: The History Behind the Donald Trump ‘Small Hands’ Insult</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/26/politics/marco-rubio-attacks-donald-trump-wet-pants/">CNN: Marco Rubio Mocks Donald Trump for ‘Wet’ Pants</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/712349/donald-trump-trashed-on-twitter-by-modern-family-writer-danny-zuker/">Inquisitr: Donald Trump Trashed on Twitter by ‘Modern Family’ Writer Danny Zuker</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Is This A Thing?</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.zmescience.com/science/robotics/tomatan-752783/">This is Tomatan, and He Will Power You Through a Marathon—with Tomatoes</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Poorly Summarized News</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2016/03/03/christie-asserts-he-was-not-in-fact-being-held-hostage-behind-trump-on-tuesday/">WSJ: Chris Christie Asserts He Was Not, in Fact, Being Held Hostage by Donald Trump</a></span></li> <li><a href="http://mashable.com/2016/03/01/kanye-pirate-bay/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#gYEiijh8xgqK">Mashable: Whoops! Kanye Tweets Photo Showing Him Using Pirate Bay</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/3/2/11143310/leo-dicaprios-carbon-lifestyle"> Vox: Rich Climate Activist Leonardo DiCaprio Lives a Carbon-Intensive Lifestyle, and That’s (Mostly) Fine</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Stupid Shit My Friends Post</span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/12814440_10207801914459903_1434264969781085952_n.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-260"><img class="alignleft wp-image-260" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/12814440_10207801914459903_1434264969781085952_n.jpg" alt="12814440_10207801914459903_1434264969781085952_n" width="265" height="472"></a></span></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Eye Candy</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://thecreatorsproject.vice.com/blog/2000-marble-instrument?utm_source=tcpfbus">A 2,000-Marble Instrument Sounds Like a Synth for the Apocalypse</a></li> </ul> <p><a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/a018aa7b5f889982f15f5e249b6b0d66.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-261"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-261" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/a018aa7b5f889982f15f5e249b6b0d66.jpg" alt="a018aa7b5f889982f15f5e249b6b0d66" width="3964" height="2643"></a></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p>
