Episode 21: ‘Accounting Jobs That Don’t Require a CPA,’ with Special Guest Matt Halversen

Summary: <p>Ted Cruz might have a thing for rodents, a woman stashes a deuce in her purse, an enraged veteran cuts down a flag, a man gets arrested for not returning a VHS rental, and Matt abandons a friend in need.</p> <p><span id="more-293"></span></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Overcast1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/iTunes1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Pocket-Casts1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" class="no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/RSS1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a></p> <p><strong>SHOW NOTES</strong></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Trumped up</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.politico.com/story/2016/03/ben-carson-trump-acting-presidential-221240" target="_blank">Carson the Trump whisperer</a></li> <li><a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/03/national-enquirer-claims-ted-cruz-had-affairs.html" target="_blank">Cruz’s rodent fetish</a></li> <li><a href="http://fortune.com/donald-trump-white-supremacist-genocide/" target="_blank">#WhiteGenocide for Trump</a></li> <li><a href="http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/273727-poll-over-half-want-to-punch-trumps-face" target="_blank">Poll: Who wants to punch Trump?</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Headline of the week</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="http://mashable.com/2016/03/22/cool-poop-story/" target="_blank">A brave woman hid a piece of poop in her purse when her date’s toilet wouldn’t flush</a></span></li> <li><a href="http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html" target="_blank">Another funny thing Mike wants to spoil for you</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Stupid shit my friends post</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/ThirdWatchProductions/videos/464720166957494/" target="_blank">Veteran steals flag (does not fold it properly)</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Is this a thing?</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://jezebel.com/meet-the-green-lady-1765636354" target="_blank">Meet the green lady</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Poorly summarized news</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="https://consumerist.com/2016/03/24/man-arrested-for-not-returning-freddy-got-fingered-vhs-rental-in-2002/" target="_blank">Man arrested for not returning ‘Freddy Got Fingered’ VHS rental in 2002</a></span></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Eye candy</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2015/11/the-sea-organ-makes-perpetual-music-with-ocean-waves/" target="_blank">Sea organ</a></span></li> <li><a href="http://www.dezeen.com/2015/09/24/unplugged-kingsize-megaphones-giant-timber-megaphones-amplifer-tallinn-estonia-forest/" target="_blank">Timber megaphones</a></li> </ul> <p><a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sea-organ.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-287"><img class="alignleft wp-image-294 size-full" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sea-organ.jpg" alt="" width="1000" height="664"></a></p> <p><a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Unplugged-Kingsize-Megaphones_Estonia_dezeen_468_6.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-288"><img class="alignleft wp-image-295 " src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Unplugged-Kingsize-Megaphones_Estonia_dezeen_468_6.jpg" alt="" width="729" height="486"></a></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p>