TILP 11: Welcome to Piña Coladaburg

Summary: Ostensibly the hosts of a show about current events, the boys forget to talk about anything current or relevant. Cush struggles to accept a world in which a live-action Cinderella movie exists. Michael uncovers gnome-based meth economies, and we chat for far too long about alcoholic malt beverages. Better step back, friend – this is New Kids on the Block turf. Highlights include: - Where carb bonanzas are a pleasure [1:00] - 2017 gets into the murder business [2:15] - The Cushing family’s dark history with While You Were Sleeping [7:20] - The boys throw an #AaronsParty [11:05] - Cinderella’s gaslight ball [19:55] - What’s up with all these 90s, though? [24:41] - The Smirnoff ISIS Counterinsurgency [32:35] - Crank: High Gnomage [37:27] - The worst party bus in history [47:50] - Master-Pieces of Pig Theater [53:30]