Mike Thernovich's Magical ℞ill Factory

Summary: Lakembra writes, "I have a golden ticket to Mike Cernovich's mysterious and magical pill factory. In the voice of Mike Cernovich, please give me the tour. Describe all the amazing pills you're creating and their effects. Bonus points for doing the whole podcast as Cernovich and never breaking character." Sure thing, buddy! To get your own personal episode of The Five Minute Podcast, visit patreon.com/asterios [DEC '16: 040]