Summary: Two terms enter the Steve andamp; Keith lexicon this week: lasso luck and dick ball! This eloquence of wordplay is the only thing keeping the boys afloat during another soul-dessicating football season. LOL--just kidding, the holiday beer also helps! This weeks commandment: football cherishes desperation as a redeeming feature (e.g. Hail Mary pass), but baseball shows us that desperation--in an at-bat, or an anxious pitcher--create low-quality gameplay. The boys finally flesh out the idiotic argument that football is a grand chess match, showing instead that this comparison is probably offered by fans and commentators as a way to mask footballs brutality beneath a veneer of sophistication. We pierce the veil! F*** football!!
