Summary: On this week's episode we intend to recap All-Star Game weekend and end up talking about Phil Kessel for a solid twenty minutes. No one is entirely sure how that happened, to be honest. Also, Jonathan Toews holds a grudge against Gary Bettman, Ella accidentally slut shames the Stanley Cup, and Alex Ovechkin is magic on a big stage. Finally, we go through the top five things we missed about real hockey during All-Star Game weekend, which somehow culminates in sadness and geese.
