Summary: The boys rush for the elusive 20-minute podcast, much as the NFL rushes for an elusive relevance. The opening rant pursues the analogy of how a baseball consumer is like the poetry consumer--working from a demonstrable, constrained, and artful undertaking, but allowed ones own style and accentuation of favorite parts. But the NFL fan, well, he/she(?) is left as a poor repeater of a radio pop song: out of key, deficient, but united with others in believing that they should be repeating what theyve heard elsewhere. Atrocity: The mid-field leaping catch. Why should spinal injury regulate how offenses are run? Suck it football.
