Assistance With my Hell-Phone




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Summary: Folks, I need your advice.nbsp; it concerns this phone.nbsp; It just showed up in the mail one day, no box, no wrapper of any kind, but with a note taped to it that said "You'll know what to do."nbsp; What in God's name is it for?nbsp; What's it connected to?nbsp; That naked front panel is so desolate, every time I look at it I want to hurl myself out a window.nbsp; And how do you place a call with it?nbsp; Every time I pick it up, I hear this: And it's not even connected to anything! I don't know what to do!nbsp; I'd really rather not get rid of it though, because the call quality is crystal clear. Also every time I throw it away it reappears on my desk the next morning. nbsp; So please, submit your technical advice to me, care of here.nbsp; The best tech support solution will receive a free Rifftrax.