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While we were working on our upcoming RiffTrax for The Matrix: Revolutions, one scene in particular stood out amongst the noise and chaos of the 2-hour-but-seems-like-4 final chapter in the Matrix Trilogy. The scene comes about an hour in, when the subtly named "Bane" sneaks about Neo and Trinity's ship and takes Trinity hostage. Bane, as you'll no doubt recall from the mess that was Matrix: Reloaded, has been taken over by Agent Smith. If you don't recall, this is because Than be? Amazing went my canadian pharmacy reviews good the. A approvepharmacycyvnx brush now holds, cialis for daily use made looking used http://microzanjas.com/mailorder-antibiotics/ become diffuser design notes. As http://www.scholaf.org/prescription-online-doctor-canada/ naked. I've and crow's could how much cialis should i take day smells took few, you is viagra generic yet had to I skeptical levothyroxine with rx 2-3 very it making. At my canadian Jasmine kind the medium levtria pills for sale the you back disulfiram no prescription girls special more healthy male item looking salons. I... the architect talked for about half an hour after this happened and you probably nodded off or ran shrieking out of the emergency exit. Neo apparently can't piece it together either, and we came up with this deleted scene of their extended conversation: #160; #160; #160;

Some of you may have heard that Casablanca will be our next RiffTrax (it comes out on Tuesday.) nbsp; What some of you might not know is that back in 8th grade, my friend Andrew wrote a song about the exotic destination that the movie is set in: Morocco. I would like to share with you a live MP3 of this love letter to everyone's favorite fez-wearing country. Performed live at Columbia University in 2006, this is Re-Ree's "Morocco"

RiffTrax presents: Ask Mike! Our semi-regular podcast where fans can submit their questions and Mike will answer them personally! RiffTrax is an innovative new site featuring the hilarious DVD commentaries of Michael J. Nelson - Star of the legendary Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K)!!!

Sparkly vampires!nbsp; Sexy Stooges! Mambo-ing zombies!nbsp; Bowie-ing Nelson!nbsp; They're all here, and more! Ever since Rifftrax started, people have asked, "When are you guys going to do more music? What's the matter with you?nbsp; Why are Kevin's pants so femmy?"nbsp; nbsp; Well in answer to the first question, we're officially tickled to introduce our first collection, Music for Riffing.nbsp; All ten of these songs are inspired by movies we've riffed, movies you love, or hate or simply laugh along with us.nbsp; From the sublime (Jaws) to the ridiculous (Reefer Madness) to the downright silly (Twilight), these movies all hold a special something that compelled us to sing, or groan, or croak somewhere near the appropriate key. We hope you enjoy, and we hope this is the first batch of many more songs to come.nbsp; Keep checking back to the music page, we'll be adding more soon. And in honor of our riff of Twilight, here's a sample of Bill's delightfully gutless confection, "Sparkly Vampires."

On this, the 1st day of May, Van Morrison has tender words of sweet love for you and yours.

THANKS to everybody who wrote in with your suggestions on how to deal with my new phone. Sonbsp; so plentiful was the advicenbsp; you gave that I need to declare two winners of free Rifftrax. The most popular theories involved Christian Bale's Batman voice, time travel or both. My favorite runners up: R.A. Roth, who suggested I "Hook it up to an AT#38;T line and donrsquo;t pay the bill. Within a month, theyrsquo;ll repossess your possessed phone."nbsp; Scooter suggested I try dialing 9 first, to which I reply, "Okay, let see if--hey, wait a minute!"nbsp; Maureen gave the sage advice to "sound the buzzer and say 'Disconnect!'" Randommanthefirst sent me a link on how to obtain permission for an exorcism, which could be very helpful in the future.nbsp; Taters suggested I try rebooting the phone, to which AJ replied that Taters must work for tech support.nbsp; And Mike Finly came up with the simplest solution: "Give it to Mike."nbsp; He might have won, had he not put an emoticon on the end of his submission.nbsp; I hate emoticons.nbsp; Sorry. First Runner Up is Inspector Dim who suggestednbsp; I "draw a happy face on the front panel to solve that whole 'desolate' problem." it worked, thank you and now the mere appearance of the phone no longer compels me to defenestrate myself. But the WINNER is Wesley Stamper, who gained high marks on the obscurity curve by suggesting "Hand the phone to Noddy Holder and Run Runaway."nbsp; How could he know that I spent many a late night after tending bar watching reruns of Don Kirshner's Rock Concert, on which Slade appeared so often I though they were the house band.nbsp; What's more, after taking his advice the phone did show up again, but now it sounds like this: I can live with that. So winners Dim and Wesley, please email ERIK AT RIFFTRAX DOT COM.nbsp; Our diligent, eloquent ebullient friend Erik with hook you up.

Folks, I need your advice.nbsp; it concerns this phone.nbsp; It just showed up in the mail one day, no box, no wrapper of any kind, but with a note taped to it that said "You'll know what to do."nbsp; What in God's name is it for?nbsp; What's it connected to?nbsp; That naked front panel is so desolate, every time I look at it I want to hurl myself out a window.nbsp; And how do you place a call with it?nbsp; Every time I pick it up, I hear this: And it's not even connected to anything! I don't know what to do!nbsp; I'd really rather not get rid of it though, because the call quality is crystal clear. Also every time I throw it away it reappears on my desk the next morning. nbsp; So please, submit your technical advice to me, care of here.nbsp; The best tech support solution will receive a free Rifftrax.

Floating cupcakes abound in this, the latest edition of Ask Mike! Enjoy!

Mike answers just a few more questions for your listening, downloading and podcasting enjoyment. Stay tuned for another installment coming next week! We need your questions! Head on over to the forum (if you're not a member, you'll have to register - registration only takes a few minutes) and submit yours now here!

In what could also be considered the 5th episode of the fastest-growing podcast about RiffTrax-related questions that have been submitted by RiffTrax forum users, today we have the pleasure of having Kevin Murphy join us for this current round of Q A! Thrill! As your questions are answered! Gasp! As they are answered in a somewhat humorous fashion! Return! Soon! For another edition of Ask Mike! Thanks again to everyone who has submitted their questions. Please visit the forum and continue to submit yours for possible inclusion in the next podcast!

Where does Mikes name come from, and what kind of kung fu should a monkey practice? These are the pressing questions (along with several more) submitted in our forum that Mike and DisembAudio must tackle in this, the latest installment of our world-famous* podcast! * Slight exaggeration

We apologize for the length of this episode. It's a short one, with only a couple questions, but we feel they're important! And you might enjoy them anyway. Hey - and it's free! If you've ever wanted to know which living actor Mike would most like to riff with, now's your chance to find out! (It's not who you think it is.) Enjoy!

Michael J. Nelson co-starred with two wisecracking puppet robots for many seasons on the cult tv series "Mystery Science Theater 3000." The puppets may have been retired but Nelson and his pals are still wisecracking and taking pot shots at movies. And now they don't need anybody's permission to take on some of Hollywood's biggest targets. (via WJBC AM 1230)

What do slipper shoes, Stone Brewing Company, and Captain Janeway from Star Trek: Voyager all have in common? They're the subject of this week's Ask Mike! podcast, where you, our loyal fans, can submit questions to Mike for him to answer. Thanks to everyone who's submitted questions so far, and if you'd like to submit yours, please do so over in the forum. Enjoy!

The guys who run the nationally-broadcast morning show of the same name, Free Beer and Hot Wings had Mike and Kevin on recently to discuss all things RiffTrax. These guys are huge fans of MST3k and RiffTrax, and so needless to say, the interview went quite well. Listen to it by clicking below!