White Smoke & Moisture Meters - 03/13/13

Summary: White smoke for the new Pope, preempted by Rick Dees, TMZ, Kevin Cronin at the airport, Ray Romano, Obama, Sarah Smiles, Fan Fuxxx, moisture meters, Pope 2.0, Bergoglio, feeding apparatus, John Oates calls in, Maneater, eye black, go balls deep, Oates mustache, keeping yourself fresh, NASCAR Theme Song, Grammys, twitter show, good friends, Parks & Rec, the circle, ad libbed songs, Craig Handley calls in, MILFS, snatch chat, Wayne Dyer on PBS, Jay-Z, successful cast, zombies, Platanito, Telemundo, sanitariums, breaking the generational curse.