No One Is Listening

Keeping it low and slow, the NOIL Boys ask the very important question... What's you favorite smoked meat? Join us in a mini episode all about BBQ, sauces and the sides. What meat will reign supreme?

It's like we planned these to come out around Halloween... well, we kinda didn't. Welcome friends, welcome to our series of mini episodes. We have millions of subjects written down, we choose one, and then we talk about it. It's that simple. This week, the boys are talking Horror Movies.

Welcome friends! Well, we thought about it, and we decided we missed you all so much. We couldn't leave you hanging in between seasons, so we decided to make you a nice compact podcast. The premise is simple "What's Your Favorite". We complied a list of hundreds of topics, then we pick one and hit the record button. Join us as we talk about some of our favorite things, and learn more about our haunted past.

We did it! Season 1 comes to an end. I personally never thought that these episodes were ever going to see the light of day. It's been a weird year. Join us as we recap all the subjects of the inaugural season on No One is Listening. We will go through each episode and recap and talk about our new perspectives on each topic. Most importantly, we fill the Magic Sack with next season's subjects... oh what horrors that await, especially with the introduction of the new "Red Card." What will be the first subject of Season 2? I guess you'll have to listen to find out.

What do the Green Goblin, RPGs, Cocaine, Lisa Simpson, and Stephen King all have in common? It's the 1986 classic movie, Maximum Overdrive. Okay, first of all, this is not a good movie, but this a movie that is so bad, it's fun. Nothing makes sense, children die, and AC/DC's music is always playing! Buckle up, sugar britches because this episode is hotter than pumping gas in the North Carolina sun. Join us as we discover who made who and finally empty the Magic Sack on Season 1.

Klaatu Barada Nikto. Listen as we recite the the words from the Necronomicon in this weeks episode. Boomsticks! Chainsaws! The Delta 88! The chin… That’s right, we’re talking about The Evil Dead. Head to the work shed and strap in as we talk about the classic “cabin in the woods” and how it impacted our lives, and made Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell kings of campy horror. So tune in you primitive screw heads, and get ready to hail to the king, baby.

Look, we get it. You're probably old and wise adult, but deep down we know your secret.  We know that you at one time in your life were eating munchies at 3am and watching cartoons.  It's nothing to be ashamed of, we're here to help. Join us as we discuss the birth of late night cartoons and bizarre live action entertainment as we discuss 2000's era Adult Swim.  We take a deep dive in the shallow end as we discuss Christopher's topic and recall our favorite and creepiest memories. From Team Venture to "Making your Bub-Bubs Bounce" sit down with us and bask in the  late night spectacle that was and is Adult Swim.

The wait is over… Part 2 of the Monday Night Wars is here. The Attitude Era of the WWF officially begun. Listen as the guys discuss what the WWF had to do to regain the reigns and ultimately win the Monday night ratings war. They discuss all the greats that led Monday Night Raw to victory, Stone Cold, DX, The Rock… Vince Russo? They also discuss all the garbage that WCW was televising for the masses, Finger Poke of Doom, Viagra on a Pole, Jeff Jarrett… Vince Russo? They even give EC-Dub some love. So, for the 25 in attendance, and the millions not listening at home, get ready to shine this podcast up real nice and stick it on your subscription list, because NOIL 3:16 say we just told to to tell your friends about our awesome podcast, so we can finally get that Omaha Steaks sponsorship.

Alright, it’s about to get real. Join Kid Bugles, Dangerous Derrick, and Dangerous Dave as they tackle the one of our biggest and most intense topics to date… the Monday Night Wars! WCW Monday Nitro vs WWF Monday Night Raw, two giants of the wrestling world fighting for supremacy during the 1990’s. In Part 1, they discuss the rise of WCW and the NWO and how they fired the first shots in the great Monday Night rating wars. "Thunder in Paradise", the Fake Razor Ramon, Lex Luger’s hair, and all 61 members of the NWO... it's all here. Get your fanny packs and Zubaz pants ready, because when you listen to No One is Listening, you’re listening to No One is Listening 4 life.

Buckets of blood? Check. Space Vikings? Check. The Cuttlefish of Cthulhu? Check. Welcome human scum to the No One is Listening Podcast. Today we discuss Antarctica's most famous band, GWAR. That's right, the boys get "messy" (except for Derrick, he'll be in the car) as we talk about the Scumdogs of the Universe. So, sit back, relax and listen as we jump into the meat grind that is all things GWAR.

Every generation has men and women that change the world. Through out history, there have been brilliant minds that change our society, mold the future, and become immortalized in our history. Luckily for us, Chris, Dave and Derrick sit down and talk about 2 of these men... Beavis and Butt-Head. The guys will discuss some of their favorite memories, episodes, and the major impact 2 crudely animated teens from Texas had on pop culture. From presenting an Academy award, to spanking the monkey on Anthrax's tour bus, this episode covers all the topics that rule. Alright butt munchers, lets get ready for something that doesn't suck and prepare to venture into the world of Beavis and Butt-Head.

​The truth is out there and the boys lay it down hard on this episode of No One is Listening as they revisit the supernatural, super awesome, super spooky 1st season of The X-Files! Who doesn’t have a crush on David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, and the guy who plays Cigarette Smoking Man? This episode is packed with aliens, conspiracies, witty one-liners and all the X-Files love you can pack in an hour! For added incentive, Derrick is handing out the coupons in his wallet to whoever can name the actress that both appears in a season one episode, and was recently caught bribing people to get her kids into college. You're on the clock!

In the immortal words of Ashley & Mary Kate, this weeks episode of No One is Listening is all about “P.I.Z.Z.A.” Finally the internet has the definitive pizza podcast exploring what makes pizza the greatest of all American food! Christopher, Dave, & Derrick bring on some extra cheese in form of their engineer Noah who brings some international perspective to this scrumptious pizzasode! Whether you are into artisan, brick-oven delight or Red Baron specials this podcast has enough sauce to cover the pizza n00bs to pizza legends! Bon Appetito!

​Welcome to the Super future! The year 2009! Strap on your arm cannon or accidental handgun because The No One is Listening crew takes a deep dive into the Nintendo classic Mega Man II. From crazy box art to the 8 Robot Master and their creator Dr. Wily. Oh, and the music! Who doesn't love a midi shred fest? Dust off your old Nintendo, or your modern day emulator and join us as we talk about one of the greatest 8-bit games in history. Chosen and guided by Derrick, the boys sit back and remember their fondest memories (or sad childhood abandonment issues) of the Blue Bomber himself. Most importantly though, learn what mystery the magic sack holds for the crew next week.

The greatest & only podcast on Earth, No One is Listening, explores the amazingly detailed, muted pastel worlds of filmmaker Wes Anderson on episode 6! The boys leave no mustache, stop motion animal, Owen Wilson memory, or film ratio unturned! Leave it to Christopher to put another “general” topic in the sack but all things considered, fans of Wes Anderson will appreciate the NOIL Podcast dive into what makes him such a unique & powerful auteur! If you’ve seen one or none of his films make this episode a must listen & decide whether or not you’re ready for more Bill Murray & somber soundtracks in your life!