Goonie's World

Upon entering Moonstone House, Nyx, Roach, and Percy discover that it isn’t as vacant as they’d hoped. After an explosive fight on the first floor, the explorers head upstairs and find themselves in yet another dust-up.

Three citizens of Bastion — a sprawling, industrial city — band together and rent a loft in a boarding house, planning to someday explore the vast world of wonder they live in. After a lucky gambling bet, the adventurers head out to an old, abandoned mansion with full salvage rights.  

The fireworks have been loaded; the beans have been eaten, and the final countdown has begun. Many goblins have fallen along the way, but for the few brave survivors, it’s time to conquer their final task of rocketing to the moon. Will they beat the odds and realize their dream or will they screw it up as only goblins can and die predictably?    

The goblins finally finish the construction of their fart rocket and move it into position, but not before several die due to extraordinary incompetence, and a devious misfortune throws them for a loop.  

The goblins begin the incredibly lethal process of building their fart rocket on the Magical Explosion Testing Grounds, gathering additional tools and supplies from a nearby junk pile.  

Venturing into the Dunn Inn, the goblins attempt to get past a bugbear guard and abscond with fireworks. Later, a misfortune involving orcs unexpectedly complicates their mission to steal a can opener from the barracks kitchen.

The goblins try their pathetic best to steal barrels of TNT from the Camp Defenses and transport them to the Magical Explosions Testing Grounds for eventual use in their fart rocket construction.

In this session zero episode, the players create their clutches – groups of five stupid, scrawny goblins spawned in the Green Pits beneath the Great Battle Camp. Next, they determine what their quest will be and how to go about achieving it. The plan is broken down into three tasks, each with three stages. With the setup complete, all that’s left now for the goblins is to fail in fantastic fashion probably.    

After a chaotic maritime chase and deadly fight on board The Dreadyacht, the lifeguards are confronted by Keith and eventually square off with Chuck himself, attempting to end the monster’s reign of terror once and for all.  

Investigating at the marina, the lifeguards meet a colorful local who provides them with valuable insights as well as a helpful tool of his own design. Afterwards, following a lead, the Floridians make a shocking discovery about a fellow team member.  

Searching for a runaway dog, the lifeguards uncover a secret section of beach, and later, discover more clues hiding behind locks in Lifeguard Tower 1.

The lifeguards have an altercation with drug dealers on the beach and manage to get some key info about the supplier of sand. Unfortunately, something bad washes up on shore the next day.     

Experienced lifeguards Tami Lee, Ivan “Van” Semenov, and Buzz Malibu are hired for nightshift positions at Coral Rock Resort, located on tiny San Paco Island off the southwest tip of Florida. After discovering a bite mark on one of the resort guests, they’re told of recent shark attacks and the disappearance of a trainee that may be connected. In addition to alleged drug trafficking, it seems that something suspicious is happening on the beach, and dark secrets lie hidden just below the surface.

Crossing the Triangular Sea, Rufus, Merrium, and Puck come upon marine creatures with desirous intent, but they strike a deal and are gifted a magical weapon, along with directions to a secret entrance into Lupercalis’ lair on the Island of Exiles. At last, the three bold heroes face off with the terrible dragon, the fate of the infant Poppy resting dubiously in their hands.  

After agreeing to rescue the waterman held hostage by bandits in a nearby lighthouse, the party’s plan to split up goes awry, and they each find themselves engaged in losing battles. In the end, only cooperation and creativity allow them to prevail.