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Stellar Firma

Summary: “Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.New episodes every Friday!For more information, visit www.rustyquill.com

Podcasts:

 Episode 9 - Lava and Marmalade | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:25:30

PLANET - 512903-Ợ Berthenoldimothy von Wittlesteinium VII, club historian of the Intergalactic It’s-probably-not-a-good-idea-to-touch-that Club requests a lava planet that you can swim in and contains a lava slide spanning the entire planet. Consultant recommendation: Buyer beware. Legal disclaimers. Ultra Lavatron Slide. Orbiting safe zone. LavLev protection. Thermal chaps. Marmalade creche. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Violence to Animals - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Macy Grant for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: James Wilson Smith, Jordan and Virginia Nickens, Preema Rahman, Jordan L. Hawk, Kat Cunico, Chad Belt, Charlie, Alona Mitsnefes, Aryssa and Alexey Gladilovich. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N.: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: by Ed von Aderkas & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

 Episode 8 - Pillows and Cults | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:20:10

Episode 8 Pillows and Cults PLANET - 512902-⭄ Hypnos Soulbiter requests a planet were even the most insomniac of non-sleepers can lay a weary head but warns that the sleep may be permanent. Consultant recommendation; Golden pillows floating. Brass bells chiming. Monster lurking. Dreams eaten. All hail Hypnos Soulbiter ###ERROR, HERESY REDACTED### ALL HAIL THE BOARD. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Kate Onyett for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Zachary Pinz, Adina Adriana Ceara, Griesly, Ash Sullivan, Jenna Nolt. Erika Kvistad. Bradie Forsberg. Lorna M., Rose Marie Wong.  Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: Kyles & previously credited artists via freesound.org. "Relaxing" music available at: 2-Best-Elevator-Music-Royalty-Free via instrumentalfx.com Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/  TWITTER: @therustyquill  REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y  EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

 Episode 7 - Trash and Mysteries | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:22:01

Episode 7 Trash and Mysteries PLANET - 512901-

 Episode 6 - Pranks and Robots | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:23:19
 Episode 5 - Fear and Feet | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:20:13

Episode 5 Fear and Feet PLANET - REVIEW Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Line manager recommendation: Fewer larvae fatalities, lower ego, no armed pets, less idolatry, feet in mouth. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism - Accidental death - Accidental genocide - Manslaughter - Electrocution Special thanks to this week's Patrons: stickyshoelaces, RJ, sarah randlett, Iryka Smeke, Mupod, Richard Dixon, Sarah Hickey, Jess Em, joseph fink, jane dataghosts If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: differentieel, jakobhandersen, kwahmah_02, kbnevel, kmyers1316, Leoctiurs, lmbubec, deleted_user_7146007 & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

 Episode 4 - Bowels and Dogs | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:27:02

Episode 4 Bowels and Dogs PLANET - 512899-Ꝅ Lead Singer of The Winter Lettuce Collective requests a Planet to reflect their brilliance including a sky mood ring. Consultant Recommendation; Pod category planet in the shape of a lettuce. Pod contains a library of all the clients achievements. Grand atrium with optional memorials to murder and accidental death. Dogs with/without knives. Internal clouds with laser projections to display moods. Constant questions to establish moods.  Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Violence to animals - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Tessa Wright for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ever Anon, Nicole Fry, Meagan Waltz, Mike Nutter and Sean Frohling. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: trullilulli, BigKahuna360, leonelmail, duckduckpony, BeeProductive, InspectorJ & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

 Episode 3 - Gods and Trousers | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:22:50

Episode 3 Gods and Trousers PLANET - 512898-Ꜿ Mitsy Van Schuten – 4th wife to the President of the Mars Concordant requests a planet dedicated to cute animals with particular focus on the fauna of old earth. Consultant Recommendation; Stock biome variation display planet. Planet in synchronous rotation with star to create dark side and light side. Light side: living animals to be hunted with provided weaponry. Dark side: dead animals to be resurrected with provided weaponry. Clients to be as gods. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Violence to Animals - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Wren Griffin-Harrigan for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: mielebit, Devin Goodman, the tempered steel of loss, Chase Curtin, Andy Plain. Summer Brown. Carpark Grackle, Jonathan Skowronek, Erin, harrison minnix  If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: MorneDelport, adcbicycle, martinimeniscus, ermfilm, kyles, lolamadeus & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

 Episode 2 - Studs and Blood | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:21:14

Episode 2 Studs and Blood PLANET - 512897-Ꝙ Burn Market the 23rd Earl of Armica requests a planet dedicated to the production of Holovision programming with suggestive names included for landmarks. Consultant Recommendation; Category 4 sized planet. Divided into rectangles for each production. Suited to blood sports and dramatic productions. Wild climate variation to provide jeopardy. Suggestive names included in a brown paper bag. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Felix Murley-Anderson for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: aetherglow, Steven Newman, Shanti Pillai, Tom Harding, Fancy George Jones, Miranda Baldwin, Annie Stevens, Jonah Levin, Alice Ebenhoe and Hugh Collins If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: Simon.rue and Previously credited artists via freesound.org Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

 Episode 1 - Troughs and Goo | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:20:31

Episode 1 Troughs and Goo PLANET - 512896-A Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) is paired with new Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Client Nurturer 163 of the Superfluous Tentacle requests a hatchling world for the breeding of young. Consultant Recommendation: Trough shaped world. Seas: Boiling. Entrance via cushioned chute. Egress via teen spaceport. Ceremonial daggers provided for all.  Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Bec Savage for this episode's Planet Brief Submission. If you'd like to support the show, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Edward Von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: patchen, sandyrb, reg7783 and xxqmanxx, pan14, peepholecircus, Sonicfreak, Paul368, mcpable, mr_roboto24, josepharaoh99, Tonsofpaperbrokenpen, GWMX_YOUTUBE03, toiletrolltube, kyles, ady_vornicu, FenrirFangs, BigKahuna360, Paul368, ani_music, rpew1, reg7783, Geography, Sauron974,Julien%20Matthey, Ev-Dawg, hz37, rdneubauer, domrodrig, theshuggie + previous via freesound.org Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

 Season 1 Teaser | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:01:45

Trailer Recycling Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 6 (ID 95847336) to summary slurriment and recycling. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional Abuse If you'd like to support the show join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: Trexyl Geistman: Tim Meredith David 6: Ben Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: Inspector J and previously credited artists via freesound.org Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

 Season 1 Ad Spot | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:00:40

Season 1 AdSpot Employee introduction and disciplinary action Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847336) to standard disciplinary action. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional Abuse If you'd like to support the show join be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: Trexyl Geistman: Tim Meredith David 7: Ben Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel D F Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX from: VSokorelos, taira Komori, batuhansezer and Edo333 via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

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