Stellar Firma

STL Season 3 Outtakes 1 What did we edit out of the first half of season 3? Listen and learn... Content Warning for: Innuendo Mentions of: fire, guns, food, alcohol & drugs, death. SFX: loud beeps throughout. Link to transcripts: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EUA0MokXQw5FnXnZG1DqmpMBE8ODHYjfLW2HGxgGjImaGw?e=utA2Xp Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Featuring: Tim Meredith, Ben Meredith, Jenny Haufek and Helen Gould. Editing: Maddy Searle Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://www.discord.gg/rustyquill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 76 - Elections and Endings Wonderful and terrible news! The Shareholders are meeting to elect a new member of The Board for the first time in our glorious history. For your safety and enjoyment, you are reminded to remain in your quarters at all times until notified otherwise. Content warnings: Alcohol & alcoholism Bullying & taunting Physical violence & threats Prejudice & discrimination Manipulation Discussions of: death & murder, biological essentialism. Mentions of: injury, innuendo, food, nausea, guns, memory loss. SFX: screaming & shouting, tinkling, squelching, bells, rumbling & smashing, machinery sounds, alarms. Link to transcripts: https://cutt.ly/AnuSCK3 Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Additional Scripting by Tim Meredith Series Showrunner Tim Meredith Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman & Sigmund Shankeray: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek No.1: Amy Dickinson No.48: Rachel Meredith Cranewillis: Sam Rae Harry: Simon Plotkin Enola: Helen Gould ALEX: Alexander J. Newall Wally the Wallet: Maddy Searle Editing: Maddy Searle Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by InspectorJ, ProductionNow, ingeverschatse, nooly, Rico_Casazza, Ruvhjnvdkvndjine, qubodup, squashy555, Lydmakeren, ShortRecord, crcavol, dster777, soundjoao, DWOBoyle, kyles, JarredGibb, Skullsmasha, SpliceSound, Cell31_Sound_Productions, WavJunction.com, joepayne & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Additional music: Teddy Bear Waltz by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4466-teddy-bear-waltz Licence: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and T-Shirts by Rusty Quill - TeePublic Store | TeePublic.Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: Join the Rusty Quill Official Discord Server! EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites *CAUTION* Stakeholders meeting called. All other activities immediately cancelled. Line Managers, return to your teams for observation and preparation for Stakeholder announcements. Content Warning for: Bullying/taunting Electrocution (inc. SFX) Physical violence & self-injury (inc. SFX) Panic attack (inc. SFX) Sexual references. Discussions of: fire & immolation, loss of consciousness, discrimination. Mentions of: unsafe consumption, food, death, body modification, dismemberment. SFX: machinery, screaming, vomit, deep tone alarm, loud flushing. Links to transcripts https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:w:/g/EbbMoyKJbTpEri2ujkUhZl4BJB7hc-VM5TSwQvQcnpEHGg?e=Y8VFHG https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EVD-T8ORyaVPiiQF59YTuH4BcnU162l2gSrm8eT3dq9-Lg?e=ihoEtD Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by Aiwha, kev_durr, AudioRiggs, StephenSaldanha, ThunderQuads, qubodup, humanoide9000, Skullsmasha, SpliceSound, Bastard Fish & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Additional music: Voxel Revolution by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7017-voxel-revolution License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hitman by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitman License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://www.discord.gg/rustyquill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice Micro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat. Strategic War Plan: give up and surrender - the Tardigrades are our new leaders *CAUTION CAUTION SEDITION SEDITION* false alarm... just a play; coat ourselves in honey; milk the big bee; don’t sell Trexel a baby carrier. Content warnings: - Alcohol use & alcoholism - Bullying/taunting - Physical violence (inc. SFX) - Guns - Electrocution (inc. SFX). Discussions of: repeated loss of consciousness, existential crisis. Mentions of: childhood trauma, death & murder, rats, war, food, injury (inc. self-injury). SFX: drinking, repetitive low-pitched alarm, loud machinery, rumbling. Links to transcripts: DOC: https://bit.ly/33UXvXh PDF: https://bit.ly/33WKHz Special thanks to Lain for this episode's Brief Submission. Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by spoonsandlessspoons, mindlesstrails & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://www.discord.gg/rustyquill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alex here with an exciting announcement! RQ network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters. We will start by championing the greatest in audio drama podcasting. Beginning with FIVE exciting shows you can listen to right now on rustyquill.com Not to fear we will still be producing plenty of new Rusty Quill Original Podcasts. Join us in welcoming: Cryptids Written by Alexander V Thompson and produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Gabriel Rosenstein and Nora Unkel. Directed by Devin Shepherd. The Deca Tapes Written and Directed by Lex Noteboom. How it Ends Written and Directed by Micah Rodriguez and Stephanie Resendes. Old Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media. Written and Directed by Steve Shell and Cam Collins. The Storage Papers Produced by Grinner Media. Written and Performed by Jeremy Enfinger. Announcement Transcript: https://bit.ly/3y0c4qb You can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.com For more info on these new shows visit: https://rustyquill.com/rq-network-introducing-our-new-shows/ Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 73 - Moths and Miraculous Empathy Penelope Dorp has informed us that The Weavers of the Grand Mum Guild, purveyors of the finest of mass produced Knitware have started making hostile plans against Stellar Firma for refusing lucrative Knitware tie-in deals and encouraging people towards warmer, sunnier, non-sweater-based holidays. Strategic War Plan: discover selfish empathy; totally don’t side with the enemy; welcome a woollen god; candy handbag diplomacy; judgmental moth snobs; faux carboard moth rocket; creative encyclopaedia editing. Content Warning for: Alcohol use & alcoholism Bullying/taunting Depression War & murder (inc. discussion of mass death) Moths Emetophobia (inc. SFX) Discussion of: drunkenness, childhood trauma, food, classism Mentions of: self-injury, guns, violence SFX: water, low-pitched alarm, rumbling Transcript: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EaEvWl8Wd-NOoYTPkrP4TbYBenZP8rrccWJI9yEzMINE8A?e=DKNN56 Special thanks to Lillian Bokun for this episode's Brief Submission. Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by schafferdavid, humanoide9000, JarredGibb, dobroide, jrssandoval, Greencouch, halimturk, InspectorJ & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Additional music: George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3800-george-street-shuffle License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://www.discord.gg/rustyquill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 72 - Clone Suite and Clandestine Succour Gloreetaa, copyright lawyer, has informed us that The Discoballers are menacing any company involved in the production of spheres, as they claim they have copyright. Strategic War Plan: a fifth column of legal bees; quandary camp songs for morale; fire; funk antithesis; therapists (assassins(?)); sympathetic fireworks; talk to Terry. Content Warning for: - Bullying/taunting - Discrimination & prejudice - Electrocution - War & murder. Discussions of: blinding, cannibalism, bees, family trauma, therapy. Mentions of: death, food, blood, fire, alcohol, guns. SFX: bubbling, loud rumbling & growling. Special thanks to Matt for this episode's Brief Submission. Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by florianreichelt, wavjunction.com, InspectorJ, szegvar, ristooooo1, humanoide9000, peepholecircus, kev_durr & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Additional music: George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3800-george-street-shuffle License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://www.discord.gg/rustyquill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 71 - Bathin and Ballistics Head of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare. Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the natural planetary development of the universe any further. Strategic War Plan: immediately abandon mediation; vomit; dramatic irony; door to door violence; lick the handles; hidden hover cat leavings; veiled threats. Content Warning for: - Alcohol & alcoholism - Bullying/taunting - Emotional abuse - Innuendo - Germophobia and emetophobia. Discussion of: physical violence, death, war. Mentions of: smoke, bombs, guns, food. SFX: repetitive alarm. Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission. Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Bathin, Grand Duke of Galactonium: Travis McElroy Head of Ballistics Akteraks: Annie Fitch Editing: Maddy Searle Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX bytim.kahn, jayfrosting, CuddleNucks, PatrickLieberkind, nickb1608, JarredGibb, WavJunction.com, Benboncan, noiseloop, maxlacaria, Werra, szegvari, GregorQuendel, florianreichelt, wangzhuokun, kyles, InspectorJ, nikitralala, alonnaallen, grubzyy & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://www.discord.gg/rustyquill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-Advancement Line Manager Hartro Piltz conducts an entirely impartial self-assessment of the team to ascertain how well they think they have done. The results may shock you - or not - but regardless, all assessments are final once signed off by a line manager. Content Warning for: - Alcohol use & alcoholism - Bullying/taunting - Emotional abuse - Emetophobia. Discussion of: break-ins, unsafe consumption, childhood trauma. Mentions of: fire & immolation, death, blood, electrocution, toilet humour. SFX: shouting, static. Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Eddie Ryan, nihhon, Anna Kiselevich, Jade Rose Fulford, Anrea Jones, Ashley McManus, Kate Schwichtenberg, Eric Magnuson, Kyle Jett Peterson, Stripey Tail, Si Porter, Nr.9, Deandra Mosura, Isaac Persad, and all of our other supporters. Thank You! If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Bathin: Travis McElroy Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by qubodup, Udit Duseja, Inspector J, boodabomb, ciaranm758, kbnevel, JessKawaiiXxX, kalhan, gumballrimpoche & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Additional music: Running Fanfare by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4312-running-fanfare License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://www.discord.gg/rustyquill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 69 - Posturing and Proliferation Alisón Prince-Bruleé of the Intergalactic Coalition of Toaster Repair Excellence Acknowledgement Board is receiving a huge number of submissions, due to the ambiguous classification of what is and is not a toaster. They need help either with narrowing the definition or with improving the systems that deal with the submissions. Management Consultants’ advice: tumble your head, drawings of toasters, cut off your won arm, hidden threats, toaster disarmament, mutually assured confusion. Content Warning for: - Bullying/taunting - Alcohol & alcoholism - Body modification - Threats of violence - Discussion of: decapitation & dismemberment, depression - Mentions of: food, body horror, fire, war, guns, blood, self-injury. - SFX: gagging, water sounds, fire. Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Vigdís Heiðbrá Guðmundsdóttir, Rachael, SomeVariationOfGay, KJ, Grayson Genter, Kaela Roy, Hunter Harder, Jorge García, Emily Krichmar, Dyon Puts, i think ur pretty cool, Autumn Seel-Baker, Clara Rigual Munoz rainy j, potpourri, Chloe, Μυρτώ Απλαντή, Brian Sullivan, Варя Бородина, Iwona Gajór, & Ásgerður Ósk. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy Searle Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by sgcardinal, bbrocer, martian, EminYILDIRIM, RoganMcDougald, MrAuralization, dobroide, kyles, InspectorJ, draftcraft, AnLorenzo & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://www.discord.gg/rustyquill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 68 - Slides and Sass Count Eugenia Rutalowska of the Count's Corporeal Carpet Cleaning Company needs assistance due to a logistical mishap i.e. instead of carpet cleaner they now have cabernet. Management Consultants’ advice: sass, backchat, no brain socks, mean puppets, nude hands, onesies only, give glove puppets a chance, competitive hate, pop up bar experience, cabernet clubhouse, mash pope, canyams, reward slides. Content Warning for: - Emotional abuse - Bullying/taunting - Alcohol & alcoholism - Violence & injury - Vicarious embarrassment. Discussion of: death, poisoning, self-recrimination. Mentions of: trauma (inc. childhood trauma), gambling, guns. SFX: sobbing, high pitched sounds, bells. Special thanks to Sadie Moon for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: V Guest, Fiona Porter, Archimedes 871, Annabelle M, CJ, Cowboyhell, Timothy LaGrone, Jen Amico, Sean Hurley, monstrous venus, Madeleine Wenc, Hyst, Plim Flatterband, Daniel Prehm, Charlotte Farquhar, Catherine Cerny, emrys lee, iriki, Miles Frankel, deirdre, Lea F., Kat Lancaster, Eric Silva, Rebekah Paerels, Julian Sanchez, Leah Hunter, Kiri Baildon-Smith, Bonnie-Jo MacLeod, Noa Jamie Remus, Emilie Clifford, Ruby Mitchell, Carol McPherson, Jules Schaefer, Bradlee Allen, Azra, Jasper Vega, Audrey Salo, Nora, Sara Clark, Georgia Wilson, Clowder of One, Abby G, Elliot G Grace, ZeekiZeii, Harley Powell, Alandrea, Rowan Krieghbaum, ty, Colleen Moore. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: sgcardinal, bbrocer, martian, EminYILDIRIM, RoganMcDougald, MrAuralization, dobroide, kyles, InspectorJ, draftcraft, AnLorenzo & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://www.discord.gg/rustyquill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 67 - Sagacity and Social Mobility Makvala Agryris is a representative of CRISPR, a company that re-animates pets for their owners but have been too successful in developing the cognitive abilities of their customers' creatures. They require advice as to how to keep their customers happy now that the pets are showing a desire to build up military might. Management Consultants’ advice: activate Lounge Mode, hold hands, bathroom intelligences, big pointless novels, fully visible globes, communicate using maddening animal sounds, animal control orbs. Content Warning for: - Bullying/taunting - Injury (inc. SFX) - Alcohol & alcoholism - Discussion of: toilet humour - Mentions of: death, frostbite, self-injury, lions, violence - SFX: clanking, hissing, brief high frequency sound. Special thanks to Ria for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Laurel Buchanan, Maria Maksimova, Nikki, Seren Mist, Vince Nguyen, Asha Perry, DamienandFishGreco, Haberdasher, Jay Palmer, John Anglo, Jose Manuel Santiago Yepes, Katherine Bullen, Kyden Lundquist, Leah Higginbotham, lmx_v3point3, Melody Landrum, Mia, Moira Haney, Paravellex, Ray McKenzie, Rebecca Frederick, Rebekka B., Robin Dauster, Rowan Lorne, snowpossum, wrongsocks, Yo Mama', Zoke Miyama, Al LaBarrie, Ares Crowley, Calamari Matahari, E Kennedy, Kayla, Keelee, Lauga, Lena Klambauer, Lucia Kelly, QuizzicalQuibbler, sydney, Isabel Velasco, Vague Coffeecup, Kaela Woolsey, Morgan Short, Ahgbri Kanatist, WinglessWolf, Cece Henry, Lottie Rose, Charlie, Sonny Acosta. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy Searle Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: marcgp13, ElWilk, kyles, Coral_Island_Studios, krnash, WavJunction.com, TurtleLG, InspectorJ, dheming, StephenSaldanha & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://www.discord.gg/rustyquill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 66 - Nets and New Contributors Stefan Beetlevox, Head Bartender of The Cosmic Lounge, is concerned about a downturn in sales and would like advice on regaining market share. Management Consultants’ advice: musical mind parasites, targeted smear rapping, knives, branded graph friends (coasters), wider vents, remove facial recognition, more customer hierarchy and teen novel angst. Content Warning for: - Emotional abuse - Bullying/taunting - Arguments - Alcohol & alcoholism - Discrimination & prejudice - Discussions of: emetophobia, knives - Mentions of: depression, exercise, kidnapping, threats, childhood trauma, gambling, arson, death & murder, intrusive thoughts, parasites & mind control, poison, food - SFX: shouting, eating sounds. Special thanks to ShannonIsLost for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: demoneyes nightkiller, Gray Dodgen, Jessica Rowden, Katharine Brinker, Lina Vargas, Morgan Souza, Myoungjin, Zooglemoof, 10_a_knut, Alexandra Iles, Andrew Kornfeld, artisticProgram, Bonnie Pryor, Charlibug, chomp, Clara Joe Bailey, cuddlykraken, Dare, Dis-Aster, Evangeline, FriendlyCybird, grfailure, Joan Flyvholm, Jordan Graham, Kaitlyn Cottrell, Kale, kleffy, Lisa Stafford, Lisel, Mark A. Little II, Marta L, Mea Holloway, MothPrincess, Nora Sabban, Robin, Tsuki Mitsukai, useastory, Abby Norling-Ruggles, AbeTrve, Adrienne Gillevet, Breanna Schaeffer, Brynne Clouse, Cara, Caroline Seidman, Crowley, Emma Armstrong, Jessica and Anthony Moltisanti, Kelwyn Brennan, Kit. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy Searle Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by kooust, JBarmore, FreqMan, 6polnic, nooodle, Oneirophile, fotoshop & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://www.discord.gg/rustyquill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 65 - Apathy and Antagonisation Line Manager Hartro Piltz proposes a fundamental change to team structure in response to non-specified performance-related issues during routine inquisitation and bequestionment. Content Warning for: - Emotional abuse - Bullying/taunting - Depression - Arguments - Restraints & interrogation - Panic - Discussions of: cults, existential futility, violence & injuries - Mentions of: self-harm (implied), guns, death & mass death, alcohol & alcoholism, arson & fire, food, exercise, innuendo. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Michael Sebba, Ally Miller, Ben Milne, Quill, Mari Long, Angela Walters, Anna Piskadlo, Carolyn Thraves, Clara, Felix Kaisar, Jennifer Haskell, Skoegul, sophieZbx, AlexandraThePosh, Ali Melody McGowan, Andrew Huffman, Anna Smidebush, beck, Brenna Haney, Carly Baxter, Dez, hannah d, Margaret Rigotti, Marijayne, Polina Cedric, 0, Alexzandreta Ravenor, Fantasy Costco, Kiera Brook, Miranda Stevens, Petra, roxy hale, Stella Paradise, Ashley, Ashten Lucael Ezra Rose, Ben Mabee, Emma Moesen, hana, Hannah McCarthy, Harry Barnard, lady of the labyrinth, Magie Fotovatian-Calderon, Michael Shelley boi, Morgan#1997, Six Rudolph, Aerasani, Amanda-Marie Goode, Armored Victory, Caeruleum. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by kooust, JBarmore, FreqMan, 6polnic, nooodle, Oneirophile, fotoshop & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://www.discord.gg/rustyquill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 64 - Magical Chutes and Moral Cahoots The Supreme Blagwith is finding that The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees are not dying fast enough due to concerns of “not wanting to be dead” and The Supreme Blagwith would like advice on how to make The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees die more efficiently. Management Consultants’ advice: A big grinder, tenants following the tenets of tennis, fright market activity FUTHER REPORT REDACTED BY LINE MANAGER HARTRO PILTZ Content Warning for: - Emotional abuse - Bullying/taunting - Arguments & shouting - Hive mind - Existential crisis & depression - Discrimination & prejudice - Discussions of: mass murder, cults, death, food - Mentions of: innuendo, weapons, threats, blood, explosions, alcohol & alcoholism, emetophobia - SFX: Screaming, squelching. Special thanks to Nikolaj Ravn Jørgensen for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Laura Berry, Serena DeRosa, Dalia Quiroz, Vaughn S, Hannah Aroni, Sydni Zastre, Maia Montenegro, Ash, Jamy Eun, Faustina Pauwels, Ryan Mulgrew, Sarah Houghton, Sabrina B., Tristen, Just a girl, Gretal McCurdy, Eddie Sourboy, Jean, Ash Craig, mandabot, Lindsay Woodcock, Nick Ball, Emily Lalande, SternStundenSpirale, Max Sellers, Gale Love, C W, desiderius, Samantha Grant, Michael Lynn, Chani Mores, Paperweight Jellyfish, Kate, jasper, Ayu, Djorkus Day, CJ Craig, Norea Besman, iota, Gwen S., R. L Moses, Roggepan, Adrian Gergler, Agneskissme, Oliver Loupe, Katie Collins, Mika Stavropoulos, Lucas Bear, WhoopsieDaisy. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: klankbeeld (attribution), InspectorJ (attribution), ighuaran, ahill86 & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://www.discord.gg/rustyquill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.