The Hoopers Podcast

The Hoopers Podcast is honoured to welcome its first adult female guest. In an age where #metoo has reminded women that they are allowed hashtags as well, it is important to honour these elegant, egg-producing specimens. And also whales.----more---- 2:30 - Growing Up 8:50 - Whale Documentaries 25:30 - *ADVERTISEMENT: Dinorwig Distillery's Blue Slate Gin!!* 32:55 - The Golden State Killer has been CAUGHT!!! 40:55 - Golden State Killer Predictions 48:50 - Watch a Thing: The Bachelor 1:04:10 - *ADVERTISEMENT: Sudio Headphones* 1:07:50 - Listen to a Thing: Cardi B - Like it Like That 1:13:45 - Homemade Whale Jokes

The Hoopers' most frequent guest is back! Primarily due to the fact that he lives just down the street. And he's got some things he wants to get off his chest...----more---- 1:20 - Holocaust & WWII 19:00 - North Korea Situation (w/ mourning North Koreans) 25:20 - Arsenal & Wenger 35:40 - *Blue Slate Gin Advertisement & Taste Test* 40:10 - Mabinogion (Welsh Myths & Tales) 54:40 - Poetry Reading - Dylan Thomas' Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night 1:04:00 - *Sudio Headphones Advertisement* (Promo Code: HOOPERS) 1:08:25 - Listen to a Thing: Derek & The Dominos - Bell Bottom Blues AND Eric Clapton - Layla 1:19:20 - Homemade Jokes 1:21:45 - Impression of Dylan Thomas

*WARNING!* This is a special explicit edition of the Hoopers Podcast. Please avoid this episode if you are easily offended, a Jihadist, an American Christian or a member of my family. Our epic podcast with El El continues. Just like the first part, except an hour drunker. Click here to catch up with Part 1.----more---- 0:30 - Midfield Problems 19:00 - Messi vs Ronaldo 31:40 - Sex Pistols 32:50 - Listen to a Thing: Screamin' Jay Hawkins - I Put a Spell On You 36:30 - Impression of 'The King'. 40:10 - The Rolling Stones 45:45 - #MeToo & Oprah 59:00 - Hillary Clinton 1:04:15 - More Impressions 1:07:45 - Caitlyn Jenner Debate 1:13:45 - Watch a Thing: Pat Stay vs No Shame

*WARNING!* This is a special explicit edition of the Hoopers Podcast. Please avoid this episode if you are easily offended, a Jihadist, an American Christian or a member of my family. If anyone is going to solve the war, poverty and unrest in the world, it is surely going to be this guy... Click here for Part 2.

Listen in as the Hoopers Podcast finally SOLVE the baffling 1982 disappearance of paperboy Johnny Gosch, as well as settling once and for all who killed Nicole Brown & Ron Goldman in 1994 (I'll give you a hint: It was OJ Simpson).----more---- 1:03 - Putin 7:45 - Wedding Outfit 10:32 - *ADVERTISEMENT: BLUE SLATE GIN TASTE TEST* 20:20 - The disappearance of Johnny Gosch 54:55 - Watch a Thing: OJ Simpson's Confession 1:05:57 - Listen to a Thing: Little Richard - Lucille 1:14:00 - Christopher Walken Impression

The Hoopers Podcast's favourite race-baiter is back to bring you some of the worst-articulated and poorly formed racial arguments you have ever heard.----more---- 2:40 - Biggie vs Tupac 9:10 - Wu-Tang Clan 14:30 - Listen to a Thing: Cult of the Damned - Civilized 18:00 - *ADVERTISEMENT: BLUE SLATE GIN TASTE TEST* 22:50 - Modern Rap Game 27:50 - White Supremacy 30:00 - Trump & Haiti 46:50 - Islamic Terror 1:15:25 - Race and IQ

Trust me; you'll never find a less-informed, less insightful, less inspiring, less listenable Superbowl 52 review than the Hoopers Podcast's first ever Superbowl Special!!

When a pivotal member of the Hoopers moves away, what do you do?? You get his inferior, semi-literate little brother to replace him of course!----more---- 3:15 - Growing up in Llanfairpwllgwyngyll 13:16 - 'What Annoys Us In Life' Segment 24:20 - New Years Resolutions 35:15 - *ADVERTISEMENT: BLUE SLATE GIN TASTE TEST* 41:30 - British Football Hooliganism 54:48 - Watch a Thing: Manchester United vs Benfica 1966 1:02:12 - Listen to a Thing: Take That - Waiting Around 1:06:20 - Impressions

The Headband Warrior sits down with his new football manager and brother-of-a-famous-singer Ioan Llewelyn to talk about the community.----more---- 1:03 - Welsh music 8:30 - Llanfairpwll community 25:28 - Marketing Ideas for Llanfairpwll F.C.  31:35 - *Twr Marcwis ADVERT* 35:15 - *Blue Slate Gin ADVERT & TASTE TEST* 41:50 - La Diadema Guerrero: Llanfairpwll F.C's new strategy 51:20 - The Headband Warrior 1:03:03 - Listen to a Thing 1:14:35 - Impressions

The Hoopers Podcast welcomes their first ever female guest as well as her brother as the Headband Warrior dissects the history of fairgrounds, football, popular music and potential aunties with his 9-year-old nephew and 6-year-old niece. ----more---- 2:16 - Football 7:14 - School & Fairs 16:40 - Teaching Welsh 20:47 - Music 22:50 - Watch a Thing: Ending of Grease 26:40 - Listen to a Thing: Oasis - Supersonic 30:04 - Tinder Game 39:05 - Impressions

The Hoopers Podcast's first ever political podcast with our first ever ethnic minority guest!! Listen as we fuel racial tensions and philosophise about problems we aren't intellectually equipt to be talking about.----more----   1:37 - South African Apartheid 4:59 - Black Lives Matter 8:59 - Philando Castile 20:57 - Welfare & Illegitimate Children 38:09 - Education & Family Values 40:10 - *Omnegus Media Advertisement* 44:25 - Philando & Alton Sterling Again 51:36 - Crime Rates & Law Enforcement 1:02:38 - O'Molemo's Mount Rushmore 1:15:44 - Headband Warrior's Mount Rushmore 1:26:36 - Honourable Mentions 1:33:55 - Listen to a Thing 1:37:50 - Watch a Thing 1:46:50 - Impressions of US Presidents

The Hoopers celebrate Christmas Eve with their first ever Christmas Special!----more---- 2:25 - Football 11:00 - Mystery Guest 21:10 - *HOOPERS BREW TASTE TEST* 22:02 - Jake 'The Snake' Roberts 26:52 - Sports & Brain Injuries 37:00 - Wrestling Quiz 42:45 - ADVERTISEMENT *BLUE SLATE GIN  TASTE TEST* 55:01 - Watch a Thing: Dusty Rhodes - Hard Times 1:11:05 - Christmas Songs

*WARNING!* This is a special explicit edition of the Hoopers Podcast. Please avoid this episode if you are easily offended, a Jihadist, an American Christian or a member of my family.----more---- 1:45 - Adolescence  15:50 - Sexual Abuse & Paedophiles 24:45 - *ADVERTISEMENT* Hoopers Brew Taste Test 27:38 - Football 36:50 - Islam 49:40 - Homosexuals 56:16 - Boxing 1:05:20 - Elvis 1:07:25 - Listen to a Thing 1:11:27 - Watch a Thing 1:16:00 - Sean Connery Impression

The Hoopers take down a popular drama series and a popular cult.----more---- 1:41 - Local football rivalries 11:55 - Things Wrong With Stranger Things 28:02 - Children's TV Shows 34:20 - *HOOPERS BREW TASTE TEST* 39:03 - Scientology 59:22 - Listen to a thing: The Road to Freedom 1:03:40 - Watch a thing: Nathan For You 1:11:00 - Louis Theroux impression

The Hoopers Podcast takes on the business world and discusses our favourite reality TV show.----more---- 1:25 - Origins of The Hoopers 3:12 - The Apprentice UK 20:33 - Claude vs Solomon 24:29 - Karren Brady 28:17 - Apprentice past winners 31:30 - Winners predictions 33:40 - *HOOPERS BREW TASTE TEST* 38:40 - Headband Warrior's Business Proposal 43: 39 - Glitter's Business Proposal 47:32 - SionEmyr's Business Proposal(s) 55:24 - Favourite Apprentice Moment of All Time 1:02:16 - Hoopers Slogans