Call Her Daddy

Alex and Sofia are talking about running into your ex (accidental or on purpose), how to handle it, and reminisce on their times of being total losers and letting a guy get the best of them. They also discuss escaping the friendzone for girls and an update for men who continue to marinate there. And lastly, TWO new blow job updates- The Gluck Gluck Turbo Edition.P.S- We gotta stop with birthday months...

This week, the Fathers are discussing the highly anticipated porn debate-should your man be allowed to watch it? Uhhhhhh, duh. Strip clubs, massage parlors, boys nights, you name it, the girls are talking about it and get ready for a reality check. Also, presenting two new sex moves that will have men celebrating WAY more than just their independence this 4th of July. Introducing, the Superman and Glory Tit Shot (tits want facials too)! Last but not least, there is something extremely sexy you can be doing on both twitter AND tumbler to spice shit up. Tune in, daddies.

Sofia and Alex PROMISE that after this episode, you will eat the clam and make her O in a way that has not been done before. The. Seven. Wonders. Of. The. Pussy. Eating. World. As an extension of the 'Cooch Gobbler,' there is something for even the most advanced sex gurus to learn. Also, the girls finally discuss hooking up with co-workers, including some personal experiences. And lastly, we are telling you where you can get some cheap Plan B and it is NOT planned parenthood! Let's get after it, daddies! 

The girls discuss their encounter with a #daddygang member at a drug store in NY and let's just say shit got wild! They also introduce some new sex pointers, including a move that Alex said made a man cum in under one minute- cue the ‘Pendulum Pussy'. And lastly, they get into REJECTION. It's happened to all of us, and this is how to deal, like a daddy. P.S. It is with heavy hearts, we include a surefire way to know if your girl is faking it. Protect yourself!

The girls finally get into all things SQUIRTING. What is it, how to do it, how to fake it, are men into it? Give HIM a facial! Squirt or be squirted on. They also discuss some criminal activity they witnessed at the bar by multiple men, a serious Gluck Gluck update, and some new social media drama involving fake influencers. Lastly, listen up daddies, this is how you deal with being ghosted, once and for all. CHD style ;)

The girls are discussing shower sex, panic boners, and Slut Camp. Yes, you heard that right. Welcome to Slut Camp, where you will learn how to conceal the slut and trick your man into thinking you are wifey material. Everyone deserves a slut phase with no repercussions! They also talk poop fetishes and where they originated (army bases?), embarrassing things bitches are doing on instagram, and last but not least, Alex tells a tragic tale involving her a** hole, a penis,  and a cheating scandal. 

In this weeks episode, the girls tell a story of an unexpected visitor who showed up to their apartment…and shit got sexual. They also address what signs to look out for if you think your partner is being shady. Cheat or be cheated on! Lastly, they discuss hot, steamy bathroom sex, a serious tip to spice things up with your guy/girl in public group settings, and some hacks that could RUIN LIVES (Do Not Disturb, Reverse Phone Lookup, Uber locator). 

Alex and Sofia are talking datings apps and sliding into the DMs, specifically for girls who are not shooting their shot and absolutely need to be. They are also talking sex ‘sins,' where they cover the basics like foreplay, screaming and scratching but also include some you haven't thought of and are probably committing. You don't deserve to f*** if you are doing these!! Finally, the girls lose their shit while trying to explain the newest most underrated sex position. Not for the easily offended. P.S. girls need to stop crying about getting hit on. Knock. it. off. 

Alex and Sofia are getting into how to make your girl and/or guy jealous, especially out at the bar/in social settings. It's unhealthy but it works! They also discuss a little black (manipulative) book a guy left behind that got his d*** sucked, their embarrassing makeup moments- when a guy walks in on the foundation/eyebrow/contour phase, and a PSA from milf hunter on how he likes girls to ride it on top. Lastly, they finally begin to touch on Professional Athletes with a personal testimonial from Alex, a side bitch, and a cum rag. Enjoy. 

The girls discuss some scary things they witnessed at the bar this past weekend and are once again helping men get laid (we are giving you a makeover). They are also talking about how to use whiskey dick to fuck with a fuckboy and a jack-in-the-box nude to make a man cry. Lastly, they get into the scariest snooping hack to date which reveals ALL of your partner's password. And address girls, poop, and the lengths we will go to hide it. P.S. Doggy is out, the Pony Express is in. 

Is it okay for people in relationships to like the opposite sex's pics on instagram? The girls are addressing the topic and introduce a psychotic way to see ALL of your partner's instagram activity. They also discuss an amazing way to dominate dating apps (that has worked for both of the girls), a serious criminal past involving the Fathers, and lastly a sex position that made a guy cry that involves girl-on-top and NO eye contact. PSA: Be careful of this new hack exposing all Facetune users. Its not what you think.

Do you know the 3 ways a guy orgasms? Introducing the Confetti Cumshot, the Warning Shot, and the Follow the Leader Cumshot. Also in the episode- Picking up a girl at the gym is NEVER okay, but if you must, we are telling you how to do it successfully ft. the water fountain aka watering hole. The girls have had it with the modern day catfishing on instagram, it's now gone too far and they are calling celebs out on their bullshit. If you have your tagged photos feature turned off, you're an IMPOSTER. Last but not least, the girls are screwing over airlines again-getting you guys drunk for free and introduce a new mind game to play in the bedroom.. that truly makes girls O harder than they ever have before. 

The girls are discussing some hard truths- men only care about the face, people who only mention eye color are ugly,  and their sexual history together. They also talk public sex…high school forced the girls to hook up in some WEIRD places, (church, tractor, Dick Sporting Goods Tent, etc.) Lastly, they analyze a phenomenon that will have girls cringing and men clapping- WHY WOMEN ASK MEN SHIT THEY KNOW WILL HURT THEIR FEELINGS (relayed by the worst offenders). And oh yeah, how to make condoms hot. 

FINALLY, the girls get into sex toys- their favorites, how to use them, and when to introduce them in the bedroom. They also discuss the tricky art of how to not catch feelings…that works every time. They also discuss a new shady trend amongst sugar daddies (beware), couples that have joint instagram accounts, and a new blow job technique that involves TEETH. Bonus: how to catch your girl cheating...and it involves her toilet seat cleanliness

The girls are discussing the harsh reasons your boyfriend or girlfriend have stopped fucking you… always keeping it real on Call Her Daddy! They also explain how to take the perfect nude with detailed descriptions of their personal favorites, how dick pics can be sexy if done correctly, and talk about a new fetish that is as popular as it is disturbing, welcoming Party and Play porn. Lastly, they tell one of their most embarrassing stories together that took place on an airplane.