The First Podcast

Just a quick follow-up on the episodes this week, as well as some news on the Hurricane Florence relief effort. If you want to get involved, hit Lars up on social media. Any time or effort you have to donate will assist the victims, so please do! Patreon helps keep the show alive. Even a dollar a month is greatly appreciated. https://www.patreon.com/firstpodcastever http://facebook.com/firstpodcastever http://twitter.com/t1podcast http://instagram.com/thefirstpodcast https://thefirstpodcast.wikia.com firstpodcastever@gmail.com

For two billion dollars, would you spend 4300 years as a duck? Would you ride a rhinoceros into battle? Would you lose a limb? Patreon helps keep the show alive. Even a dollar a month is greatly appreciated. https://www.patreon.com/firstpodcastever http://facebook.com/firstpodcastever http://twitter.com/t1podcast http://instagram.com/thefirstpodcast https://thefirstpodcast.wikia.com firstpodcastever@gmail.com

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Joseph gets grilled by his own fiancee about his unacceptable attitude toward Christmas. Finally the man is taken to task on his absurd worldview. Patreon helps keep the show alive. Even a dollar a month is greatly appreciated. https://www.patreon.com/firstpodcastever http://facebook.com/firstpodcastever http://twitter.com/t1podcast http://instagram.com/thefirstpodcast https://thefirstpodcast.wikia.com firstpodcastever@gmail.com

How many hours per day of wearing oven mitts is too many? If they're worn at a fancy restaurant, does this affect your opinion? Let's find out. Patreon helps keep the show alive. Even a dollar a month is greatly appreciated. https://www.patreon.com/firstpodcastever http://facebook.com/firstpodcastever http://twitter.com/t1podcast http://instagram.com/thefirstpodcast https://thefirstpodcast.wikia.com firstpodcastever@gmail.com

Alexis is back with the sauce after a brief sabbatical in Chicago, where she discovered how to alienate an entire state in our demographic with one fell swoop. Patreon helps keep the show alive. Even a dollar a month is greatly appreciated. https://www.patreon.com/firstpodcastever http://facebook.com/firstpodcastever http://twitter.com/t1podcast http://instagram.com/thefirstpodcast https://thefirstpodcast.wikia.com firstpodcastever@gmail.com

Coming at you live from the Freedom Time Zone. Let's talk political underdogs, disproportionately popular Instagram pictures, and waking up Alexa for the sake of a failed gag. Patreon helps keep the show alive. Even a dollar a month is greatly appreciated. https://www.patreon.com/firstpodcastever http://facebook.com/firstpodcastever http://twitter.com/t1podcast http://instagram.com/thefirstpodcast https://thefirstpodcast.wikia.com http://patreon.com/firstpodcastever firstpodcastever@gmail.com

Remember that time that Jimmy Buffett low key hit on Lars at a party? 1972 was a weird year.  Patreon helps keep the show alive. Even a dollar a month is greatly appreciated. https://www.patreon.com/firstpodcastever http://facebook.com/firstpodcastever http://twitter.com/t1podcast http://instagram.com/thefirstpodcast https://thefirstpodcast.wikia.com http://patreon.com/firstpodcastever firstpodcastever@gmail.com

There's this thing that happens when you eat an entire pound of Haribo sugar-free gummy bears, and we're gonna talk about that for a while. It's important. Patreon helps keep the show alive. Even a dollar a month is greatly appreciated. https://www.patreon.com/firstpodcastever http://facebook.com/firstpodcastever http://twitter.com/t1podcast http://instagram.com/thefirstpodcast https://thefirstpodcast.wikia.com http://patreon.com/firstpodcastever firstpodcastever@gmail.com

The product of Lars being in Alexis's pocket for most of the last week. She makes an attempt to seductively describe Jack Black in a bikini, but nopes out in the end. Why Lars called Alexis "Ken" randomly at one point: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=right%20you%20are%20Ken http://facebook.com/firstpodcastever http://twitter.com/t1podcast http://instagram.com/thefirstpodcast https://thefirstpodcast.wikia.com firstpodcastever@gmail.com

2: From Chicago to L.A. (with Jackie Exoh)

The episodes are getting drastically more meta and surreal each time. Everything that can go wrong does go wrong in this episode and it's a cluster of insanity. I'm concerned. http://www.facebook.com/firstpodcastever https://www.instagram.com/thefirstpodcast/ http://twitter.com/t1podcast firstpodcastever@gmail.com

An hour-long discussion on the etymology of "verklempt". http://www.facebook.com/firstpodcastever http://twitter.com/t1podcast firstpodcastever@gmail.com Spiderman 2's notoriously awful pizza theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5gdQ7G8Jqo Ex-Westboro family member turned social activist Megan Phelps is now bae: https://i.imgur.com/7kudkuc.jpg

1: Late Night Munchies (with Pogo)

Welcome to Lars and Alexis's Advice Corner, I'm your host, the podcast description. http://www.facebook.com/firstpodcastever http://twitter.com/t1podcast firstpodcastever@gmail.com