How Cum

Alik Alfus, one of the stars of British reality show Made in Chelsea, (and childhood friend of mine!) joins me and Charlotte to talk about growing up in New York City, falling in (and out) of love while being in the public eye, first loves, and Alik's first blowjob (a LEGENDARY tale in NYC). I also have a breakthrough in self realization and we do some expert sound effects with our mouths.  If you went to high school with us-- don't worry, all names are BLEEPED !

Ralph Sutton (Owner of GaS Digital Network) & Lindsey Jennings (Comedian/Suicide Girl) join me to discuss masturbating in public, threesomes, doing stuff for the story, dating people who work in sex, and much more. We mention last year's Skankfest A LOT and coincidentally Skanfest 2018 is going on now. Posting this ep early in case you want to come see us!!  Lots got cut for time but will be available on Patreon.com/HowCum on Wednesday! 

You've asked for it, and here it is! My boyfriend Ben DeMarco (Comedian & Creator of Fat Baby) joins me to talk about his side of the How Cum journey, first loves, first blowjobs & his late in life circumcision.  We interview two fans of the podcast about THEIR story- Toni & Chuck. Toni is a 50 year old woman who had never had an orgasm before listening to How Cum. Chuck is married to Toni and has WILD stories of his own.  We had the best time, I can't wait for you guys to hear this one. 

Molly Brenner Is Not Coming! Is a show about how Molly Brenner-- is not coming. But she came on this show! Comedian Riley Lassin joins us as we dive deeper into Vaginismus.  We also talk about whether ghosts are watching you have sex, making barbies have sex, and how much we miss HBO's True Blood.  Subscribe to our Patreon for extras! Episode one of "The Post Coitus: A How Cum Aftershow" go up on Wednesday July 4! Woo! You can see ep. 1 for a donation as little as $1 https://www.patreon.com/HowCu

These three hilarious LA comedians chat with me about NY vs. LA dating, giving people yeast infections, banging people who look like you & “vaginismus;” a disorder that doesn’t sound so merry. Also: two of them met the day we recorded this and now they are best friends. It’s amazing. Follow us! @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @nicoleaimee @missyannmodell @the_real_miss_piggy @ourfamousfriends

We are STILL in LA for this episode and I had the PLEASURE of having my long time friend Tim on who HATES this podcast!! WHAT?! I know.  Conversely we have the biggest fan of the podcast on this episode too! Mark Harley is a comedian from BET's 50 Central. We talk about how gay frats are, putting stuff up our butts, and peeing on people.  We also havebi-coastal beauty Kelsey Cook on, hilarious comedian featured on The Tonight Show who hosts The Self Helpless Podcast. 

We're still in LA for this one as Ester Steinberg (Comedian from the upcoming season of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) and I coach 'Kill Tony' comedian Ali Macofsky on how to cum. That's right, there are still women out there who can't! WHO KNEW?! me. that's who.  Enjoy! (Follow up ep hitting our Patreon on Wednesday)  @remykassimir @howcumpodcast @notalimac @ester.steinberg

I'm in LA!! These next few eps I am out here having the BEST TIME and talking to a barrage of UNREAL west coast guests. My first is drag superstar Rhea Litre, one of the most requested Drag Queens for RuPaul's Drag Race; who has sky rocketed to fame seamlessly, without having to appear on the show. Rhea comes from a line of famous Drag Race Queens, her mothers include Raja and Mayhem Miller. She and her sister Willem dropped "Let's Have a Kai Kai" which blew up on Youtube with over 3.1m views.  

In part 1 we left off at my orgasm after ep 6. In part 2 I re-cap episodes 7-14. Now that I can cum alone-- how do I do it with a person? What other stuff is interesting about sex? We delve into the different topics [below] and I play some highlights from those episodes, and let you know what the assignments were all in one spot.  Sex Parties (Ep 7) SexTech (Ep 8) Laughter & Orgasms (Ep 9) Communication (Ep 10) Religion (Ep 11) Gender & Sexuality (Ep 12) Hygiene (Ep 13) Love (Ep 14)

A mid-season summary of my journey so far! This is Part 1: I go through episodes 1-6 with you and relive the journey from How Cum to How Came! Guests: Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We Fucked Podcast), Alia Janine, Emily Wilson (Babe.Net), Napoleon Emill , Lindsey Metselaar , Alex Pischera, Charlotte Kassimir,  An Anonymous Nurse Named Talya, Wendi Starling , David Goldberg, and  Lola Jean & Dominus Eros (Stay Tuned for Part 2 Wednesday 5/30 6PM)

Instagram poets Yasmin Gomez (Words with Yaz/ Words with Queens) & Danae Guerra (DeeGuerra) join me in a discussion about how love and sex are intertwined! Do you know what oxytocin is? Listen to this because its prob fuckin wit ya life! We also talk about arranged marriages, physical and emotional abuse, parents who are on drugs, jackhammer sex, being spiteful, & instagram stalking.  Follow us @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @words_with_queens @deeguerra @yasmingomez.official

God damnit this episode is so funny. Comedians/ my friends Andrea Allan & Emily Lubin from the Hot Mess Comedy Hour podcast stop by to talk HYGIENE and *spoiler alert*-- two of us are VERY gross. We had the pleasure of interviewing CEO Melanie Cristol via telephone (we're so high tech!!) about her company Lorals-- which make revolutionary latex panties, ideal for giving/receiving oral sex!! ((Obv we talk about cumming, and some insanely hilarious stories involving poop and strap-ons. ))

Unreal episode with some comedian pals:  Ian Fidance (You Up with Nikki Glaser, Sirius XM) and Jes Tom, "weird queer comedy babe."  Orgasms vs. cumming. The difference between sex & gender. What it's like to be non binary,  bisexual, or both. We talk about this stuff, growing up closeted, dating assholes, and assholes in general. Also, where is the line when it comes to jokes? Should comics be allowed to say anything they want if it's funny or do we need to be more careful?  

Religion shapes a lot of how we how we think of relationships and sex. On this episode we delve into the religion I was born into, JUDAISM!(Le'Chaim!) Two brilliant Jews join me: Robby Hoffman: Comedian & Emmy nominated writer for The Chris Gethard Show on TruTV David Yarus: Founder of the dating app Jswipe We talk jews vs non jews in the bedroom, being gay/ coming out, dating apps, leaving Hasidic Judaism,  and some stuff I learned on Birthright!

Have you ever been uncomfy asking for what you want during sex? Have you ever tried it in another language?! This week we get a lesson on how to bang in French from Paris comedian Lisa Raduszynski!  Fun, oui? Oui!