The Phone Hacks

Ben Knight, comedian and ginger beefcake, lets his privacy be invaded on yet another episode of phone related shenanigans.  Capper doesn't wipe or flush, Mike has his way with Steve Irwin's family and Knighty quits Facebook.

Brett Blake offers his phone up in one of the most painfully hilarious episodes yet.  Mike's parents finally get targeted, Brett gets a questionable tattoo and Capper joins a Men's Rights group.  Send help!

Dave Thornton (The Project) is in the Phone Hacks studio this week for another punishing session of turning phones over and embarrassing content exposure.  Mike raps about Auschwitz, Dave needs reccomendations for a relationship counselor and Capper sends his Dad an erotic text. Why are we doing this?

Ash Williams, comedian and hunk, turns his phone over in another nervous scroll through each other's confidential info.  Capper's grandma calls in for a lively conversation, Mike makes some awkward decisions about his future in-laws and Ash's test results come back positive.

Harley Breen courageously accepts the invite to swap phones with the guys on another hilariously tense edition of the show.  Capper gets an unexpected call from his Grandma, Mike propositions comedian Jimeoin and Harley posts a status update about a new erotic career venture. Cringe and enjoy!

Nat Harris trades phones with the guys and weathers The Phone Hacks storm this week.  An eventful Byron Bay wedding is discussed, Capper raps about his love for his Mum and Mike opens up about 9/11.

Cam Knight asks an old man about an acceptable amount of diarrhoea and Mike gets his most challenging oral oral oral yet. Capper gets a friend request from a saucy man and surprisingly borrows money from someone. It's a very fun ep and big thanks to Josh(Mark) from Beer Shark podcast for helping us record it. Also Elon Musk does heroin

Dave O'Neil takes a break from promoting his new TV show 'Dave' to turn his phone over to the guys and see what they dig up. Mike is forced to make a graphic comment on an old work colleague's post, Capper wants to know how hot Dave Hughes' wife is and the foundations for the Dave O'Neil Comedy Course are started on line.

Tim Hewitt accompanies the boys back in the studio for another dumb session of trading phones and spiking anxiety levels. This week Capper messages an ex-girlfriend, Hewy hits up Kitty Flanagan on Insta and Mike raps about race relations.  Agonizing but always funny.

Zack Dyer visits Capper's temporary apartment for our first recording outside of the studio since episode 2. With phones handed over Capper unwillingly shows his support for Jared from Subway, Mike G's observational comedy is put under the microscope and Zack reaches out to a legendary Australian comedian for advice.  Cringe away!

Luke Kidgell drops into the studio for another round of Phone Hack fuckery and provides one of the best hacks yet! Capper is forced to take another step towards severing all ties with his family and both Mike and Luke get super lame on Instagram. Revel in our discomfort.

Sami Shah joins us for a second time after our dumb ass producer screwed up the first ep we recorded with him (he'll never hear the end of this). Mike tries to break one of the rules by involving a third party in one of the punishments. Capper does a status that he had to take down rather quickly due to many warnings in the space of 20 minutes. This podcast is the worst. Please kill us.

Nick Cody joins us this week and tells us what a "Babymoon" is. We also give you the full lowdown on Nick Mason's attempt at career suicide in the last episode. Cody stumbles on to some of Nick Capper's gold such as "long wife, long life" and Mike does a tweet that is very full frontal. Capper has to text a relative AGAIN with potential consequences.

Nick Mason joins us for our scariest hack yet. We hacked him real good and thought it could destroy his career but he played along. Once again Capper's ties with his family are ruined and Mike does a rap about the one thing he truly hates.

Comic Alex Ward (not a magician) is the latest accomplice in The Phone Hacks studio. Topics dug out of the phones this week include 'Kinky Fats', Capper's heavy petting zoo and Party-Bisexuals.