Woody & Wilcox

You’ll Write It in Your Journal About the Day You Won the Game Identifying the Colonel!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Hate for ponies; National Cinema Day; North Carolina State University gets backlash for freshman welcome packets that contained condoms and more; There is only one new car with an average price of under $20,000; Six-year old mullet champion wants to buy his sister an alpaca; CDC wants people to stop kissing turtles; You should apply deodorant at night; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Pilot chops down parking lot gate at the Denver airport; Cool Beans Remix; Wilcox injures himself while moving his daughter to college; Doctors warn you not to throw your child in the air if you have a ceiling fan; Netflix will end their DVD service September 29; Apple will start sending out settlement payments; Corporal punishment in the US; New fast food study; And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The new movie Strays; Dove is making a smoothie; Fun With Football Audio; A man robs banks to go to Kansas City Chiefs games; Green Day is releasing 30th anniversary deluxe edition of Dookie; Pennies found inside of chicken nuggets; The definition of old is changing; Phrogging; Hot Ones Hot Pockets; Baldness tourism; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox’s bathroom problem is resolved; Pilot dies during a flight; Hormel is sending Spam to Hawaii; Vasectomies for peacocks; Columbia puts cocaine hippos on birth control; New Oregon law allows patients to keep their amputated body parts; KFC partners with rum company; Trader Joe’s says they’ll never have self-check out; New Gen Z trend; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Some people are suggesting Sandra Bullock should lose her Oscar; New game show called House of Villains; Woody does not have a smart doorbell; A city bans ice cream trucks; Woody Game Wednesday; Bank of Ireland experiences a glitch; Tan Mom is running for U.S. Senate; Harrison Ford has a snake named after him; Digiorno pizza vending machine; Eggo’s Brunch in a Jar; And so much more!

From Bad to Wurst, No Need to Be a Hero; Tell Me This Celebrity That Got a Rotten Tomato’s Zero!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: There will be overnight visits on the Golden Bachelor; Snake found in a buggy at Target; Woman slips on prosciutto and sues; Chocolate chip cookie dough recall; People are upset that Paris Hilton is vacationing on Maui will the wildfires are burning; Woody’s new bed; AI can steal your password by hearing which keys you type; A wasp rings a doorbell; Michael Oher lawsuit; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Rod Stewart sells pajamas; Lucas Glover’s swamp ass; Cool Beans Remix; People are having sex in driverless taxis; Dunkin Donuts will offer hard coffee; Grocery store has to close due to erection-causing spider; Weird requests from parents that teachers have received; Company takes a tour group snorkeling during the Maui fires; UPS union reaches deal; And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Floyd Mayweather pays to rescue people from the Hawaii fires; Anniversary of the “Where’s the beef” lady’s death; A 101 year-old doctor; Update on the Dave the cat incident; Man has pinky amputated after getting scratched by a cat; Kroger to open an all self-checkout store; Wal-Mart to offer sensory-friendly store hours; Oprah helps out victims of Maui wildfires; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Carolina Panthers training camp; Golfer Jon Rahm wants more potties on the course; AI could replace fortune tellers; Walgreens employee retires after 67 years; Scammers pretend to be the Woody and Wilcox Show and an author; 7-11 has a line of golf clothes; First Virgin Galactic tourist flight; Taking too much stuff to college; New pizza roll flavor; Man arrested for illegally harvesting ginseng without a shirt on; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Anniversary of flight attendant meltdown; Sunscreen can now be applied at schools in South Carolina; Woody Game Wednesday; Dave the cat injures a kid; Subtitles while watching movies/tv; Jacksonville Jaguars have toilets that can assess your hydration level; And so much more!

Talking Politics Makes Us Nauseous How Close Is This Person to Taking the Office?