The Morning After Sports Betting

Carton and Friends open the final hour comparing the Yankees-Red Sox brawl with the Padres-Rockies melee. Carton thinks it's great how the Timberwolves made the 8th spot in the playoffs, but will not matter since they will be ousted by the top seeded Rockets. Carton thinks people are being too harsh on Thunder PBP analyst, Brian Davis, after he said "he's out of his cotton-pickin mind" about Russell Westbrook, finding nothing in the context to be offensive or racist. Carton acknowledges that the Knicks as a franchise are a train wreck.  #FNTSY #MLB #RedSox #Yankees #Padres #Rockies #NBA #Timberwolves #Rockets #Warriors #Thunder #RussellWestbrook #BrianDavis #Knicks #JeffHornaceck

Carton and Friends announce the first ever Carton Bikini Boxing Event, with Michelle saying she will be one of the fighters, and Corey will be one of the analysts. Carton explains that while the Yankees are brawling their way to a .500 record, the best team in baseball is playing in Queens, as the Mets are looking better each game.  #FNTSY #CartonandFriends #BikiniBoxing #MLB #Yankees #Mets

Carton and Friends open the second hour of the program looking at how the most intimidating people in the Yankees-Red Sox brawl were not actually brawling, but trying to make peace; Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton. Carton breaks down the first round of the NBA playoffs, thinking the most interesting storyline will be the coming out party for Giannis Antetokounmpo. Carton says it's inevitable that you will find parents who take youth sports too seriously, even those will bet on the games.  #FNTSY #MLB #Yankees #RedSox #TylerAustin #AaronJudge #GiancarloStanton #NBA #NBAplayoffs #Thunder #Jazz #Cavs #Pacers #Bucks #GreekFreak #BenSimmons #YouthSports #JoeKelly

Carton and Friends open the show with pleasure for seeing the Yankees and Red Sox start a bench-clearing brawl, and truly bringing baseball back to the spotlight. The gang discusses how Taj Gibson saved the Timberwolves season, helping his team secure the 8th seed in the Western Conference for the NBA playoffs. Later, Carton and Friends talk about how Khloe Kardashian is allowing Tristain Thompson to be in the delivery room for their baby, all after him getting caught sneaking around with IG model Lani Blair.  #FNTSY #MLB #RedSox #Yankees #TylerAustin #NBA #NBAplayoffs #TWolves #Nuggets #TajGibson #TristainThompson #LaniBlair #KhloeKardashian

Carton and Friends open the final hour of the show playing a trivia game with Michelle's hot friend, Lilly. Carton explains how the average viewership of NHL (400,000) shows lack of interest for the sport of hockey in America.  #FNTSY #MLB #trivia #Yankees #DamnYankees #MookieWilson #NFL #Giants #EliManning #NHL #NBA #Nuggets #TWolves

Carton opens the third hour of the show teaching Michelle and Corey the Fortnite elimination dance. Carton talks with Gabe Morency about Andre the Giant's drinking abilities, getting drunk with the Iron Sheik, and being invited to join the Carton high stakes fantasy football tournament. Michelle proves to some trolls she can spell "adjacent." #FNTSY #NFL #fantasyfootball #FortNite #eSports #LasVegas #AndretheGiant #IronSheik

Carton opens the second hour of the program realizing Michelle's tell when she seems stumped on a question, and gives her the HOMES method for remembering the Great Lakes. The gang can't understand how tonight's Nuggets-Timberwolves game, with the final playoff spot in the West on the line, is not on national TV. Carton questions Kevin Durant's offseason move, though it's clear he's staying with the Warriors. Michelle goes to outer space, and gives Carton and Corey a play-by-play of what she sees in the final frontier! #FNTSY #planets #GreatLakes #NBA #Nuggets #TWolves #Warriors #Cavs #KevinDurant #LeBronJames #outerspace

Carton and Friends open the show breaking down the problems with the Yankees after being blown out by the Red Sox. Carton asks Michelle if she knows all of the Great Lakes. The gang brings up Trsitian Thompson putting himself in a bad situation by fooling around with women while his girlfriend, Khloe Kardashian, is due to have their baby any day. Carton understands when it comes to critcism, and trolling people like Chris Russo, he will get some trolls coming at him as well.  #FNTSY #MLB #Yankees #RedSox #Mets #NBA #Cavs #TristainThompson #KhloeKardashian #GreatLakes

Carton and Friends talk about fight etiquette, saying if you are going to run, you better be fast! Carton thinks Mark McGwire is lying by saying he would have still hit 70 home runs without PEDs, and knows people do this for the money. Carton finds the NHL playoffs being shown on The Golf Channel to be a pathetic display of a lack of popularity for hockey in America.  #FNTSY #MLB #NHL #NHLplayoffs #GolfChannel #MarkMcGwire #PEDs #Yankees #RedSox

Carton and Friends open the third hour of the show revealing who will be in the Carton fantasy football high stakes tournament, and wonders how impressive the Red Sox hot start actually is (squeaking by the Florida teams); this gives some hope for the reeling Yankees. Another rape scandal at Michigan State has Carton calling out the entire Athletic program, and should be given the "death penalty."  #FNTSY #MLB #Yankees #RedSox #Marlins #Rays #NCAA #MichiganState

Carton and Friends open the second hour talking about how Ray Lewis is trying to become the "black Joel Osteen." Carton reveals who is the dumbest person in radio; Chris Russo. By trying to embarrass Giancarlo Stanton (comparing his strikeouts to Joe DiMaggio), Carton believes ESPN is starting to get desperate. Carton goes back to baseball, comparing how Yankees fans would react to Aaron Boone pulling a pitcher during a no-hitter, to how the Royals faithful reacted to Ned Yost pulling Jakob Junis.  #FNTSY #SportsRadio #ChrisRusso #MLB #Royals #Yankees #NedYost #LeBron #Knicks

Carton and Friends, Michelle Serpico and Corey Parson, open the program talking about how baseball can be so boring that Royals manager, Ned Yost, had no idea his pitcher, Jakob Junis, was throwing a no-hitter against the Mariners. Carton tells the listeners before you start crowning the Mets for October, to revisit the standing by June 15th. Carton questions Ray Lewis saying Odell Beckham "needs more God in his life." #FNTSY #MLB #fantasybaseball #Royals #Yankees #Mets #RedSox #RayLewis #OBJ #JoshHamilton

Carton opens the final of the show talking about how the Sixers are the hottest team heading in to the playoffs, and finds how LeBron is different from Kobe and Jordan. Mets legend John Franco joins the show to talk about the hot start for the Mets, the cold start for the Yankees, and what to expect the rest of the way from Shohei Otani.  #FNTSY #MLB #fantasybaseball #JohnFranco #ShoheiOtani #Mets #Yankees #NBA #Sixers #BenSimmons #LeBronJames

Carton and Friends go around the Majors, looking at the hot start for Shohei Otani, as well as a "surprising" hot start for the Red Sox. The gang contemplates what part of a Conor McGregor vs. Floyd Mayweather fight would look like after Conor's arrest. Carton talks about how serious of an issue bullying is in the country, and how the issue is still not taken seriously.  #FNTSY #MLB #RedSox #Angels #ShoheiOtani #Yankees #ConorMcGregor #Floydmayweather

Carton tells his friends, Michelle and Corey, how he was on HBO's Paterno, and explains how he would "rebuild" Happy Valley after the Jerry Sandusky controversial behavior. Carton and the crew get Michelle to dance on the show. Carton likes the idea of Johnny Manziel getting a second chance in the NFL, but questions if he has the ability to get back to NFL level playing mentality.  #FNTSY #HBO #Paterno #Sandusky #PennSt #HappyValley #EverybodyDanceNow #NFL #JohnnyManziel