Hottest 100s and 1000s

It's the week before the big day. We've got our dress sorted, the venue planned and the priest booked in. Now, all we need before we can finally walk down the aisle with the Hottest 100 of 1999 are four very special things. This episode, we each select a song that we would have loved to see grace the countdown - and it's arguably the weirdest remix we've ever done. Plus we take some negative singing lessons, slack off from work, refuse to do our taxes, go through some of your takes (thanks!) and hear once again from everyone's favourite old mate, Dekka (...less thanks). LIKE HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON FACEBOOK: hottest100sand1000s FOLLOW HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON TWITTER: @Hottest100s AND YOUR HOSTS: @AndrewM138 | @NLFHarrison

There's no denying it anymore: this season, the podcast that you know and love, hottest 100s and 1000s, has become the most powerful and influential podcast on the planet. The sheer mention of a band or celebrity within our episodes has caused PROFOUND EFFECTS on their VERY EXISTENCE. It's a phenomenon known as The Hottest Bump. It's happened too many times to ignore. And what better way to document this startling trend than through a WACKY AND ZANY NO HOLDS BARRED QUIZ SHOW WITH IMMACULATE SCORE KEEPING?! ...yeah, bear with us, we'll finish the triple j hottest 100 of 1999 soon.

Unlike the Soviet Union to the people of Pripyat in 1986, we're not going to lie to you: this episode is a lot. Celebrity bits, chimp attacks, teen tragedy, some intense discourse, some good praxis and, above all, a very interesting start to the top ten of the triple j hottest 100 of 1999. It's a lot, and maybe it's not all good- but it's nothing compared to that one fateful April night in Soviet Ukraine. Oh, and Mark Sieberling loves it. SONGS COVERED: 10. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue 9. Pearl Jam - Last Kiss 8. Limp Bizkit - Nookie 7. Rage Against the Machine - Guerrilla Radio 6. The Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch LIKE HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON FACEBOOK: hottest100sand1000s FOLLOW HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON TWITTER: @Hottest100s AND YOUR HOSTS: @AndrewM138 | @NLFHarrison

We're getting to the tippy-top end of Triple J's hottest 100 of 1999 and this one's got it all - Being Different Ages, Wearing Black, and Suffering from Mental Health Issues. If you've ever wondered what Dave Grohl's aviation career was like, or what your humble hosts think of the classic-era of Adam Sandler movies, you'll find this belissimo ep very *chef hands* CW: We discuss disordered eating and mental health issues from 1:55 to 13:55. Not up for hearing that? Skip ahead, we still love ya SONGS COVERED: 15. Silverchair - Ana's Song 14. Killing Heidi - Mascara 13. Blink 182 - What's My Age Again? 12. Garbage - When I Grow Up 11. Foo Fighters - Learn to Fly LIKE HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON FACEBOOK: hottest100sand1000s FOLLOW HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON TWITTER: @Hottest100s AND YOUR HOSTS: @AndrewM138 | @NLFHarrison

Side A: We load up on dessert vegetable and dive headlong into the top 20 of the triple j hottest 100 of 1999- using all those sweet carbs to fuel hot nights at the cluuurb, tongue twisters, decoding of lyrics, cameos on McLeod's Daughters and respectful pits at Christian music festivals. SONGS COVERED: 20. Rhubarb - Exerciser 19. Jebediah - Animal 18. Sonic Animation - Theophilus Thistler Side B: Well, we sure hope you like Korn. Because it's just Korn. We talk about Korn. SONGS COVERED: 17. Korn - Falling Away from Me 16. Korn - Freak On a Leash ENDING MUSIC ("Scatman on a Leash") courtesy of the incomparable DEAD DJ JOKE. Hear more: https://soundcloud.com/dead-dj-joke LIKE HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON FACEBOOK: hottest100sand1000s FOLLOW HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON TWITTER: @Hottest100s AND YOUR HOSTS: @AndrewM138 | @NLFHarrison

We're crossing into the final quarter of the hottest 100 of 1999 and boy, it's a big one. Big beats, big bands, big... croquembouches. So grab yourself a refreshing little river of your own, package up whatever goods you're sending us and don't forget to keep your love forever young... unlike those damn hateful children. SONGS COVERED: 25. Powderfinger - Already Gone 24. Macy Gray - I Try 23. Fat Boy Slim - Right Here, Right Now 22. Madison Avenue - Don't Call Me Baby 21. Alex Lloyd - Lucky Star LIKE HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON FACEBOOK: hottest100sand1000s FOLLOW HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON TWITTER: @Hottest100s AND YOUR HOSTS: @AndrewM138 | @NLFHarrison

Alert all the 90s film icons and soap stars in your group chat- we're back and closing in on the top quarter of the triple j hottest 100 of 1999. Fair warning, it does get off to a sad start (make sure the Dads are ok) but what comes next is well worth tearing your skin off for. In this podcast, we stand with our boney friends. Keep fighting the good fight. SONGS COVERED: 30. Silverchair - Miss You Love 29. Silverchair - Anthem for the Year 2000 28. Jebediah - Feet Touch the Ground 27. The Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl 26. Frenzal Rhomb - Never Had So Much Fun LIKE HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON FACEBOOK: hottest100sand1000s FOLLOW HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON TWITTER: @Hottest100s AND YOUR HOSTS: @AndrewM138 | @NLFHarrison

It's the podcast episode that's three surprises in one! First, five more tracks from the triple j hottest 100 of 199. Then, our trademark, razor sharp discourse. And then, I dunno, a whole bunch of stuff about having sympathy for comedians, having no sympathy for suspected magicians, karaoke loving punks, punk loving DT teachers and the plastic filled food we all know and love... Crack it open. It's not one of the ones you have to build yourself. SONGS COVERED: 35. Peter Helliar - Bevin the Musical 34. Frenzal Rhomb - You Are Not My Friend 33. Grinspoon - Ready 1 32. The Tea Party - Heaven's Coming Down 31. Blink 182 - All the Small Things LIKE HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON FACEBOOK: hottest100sand1000s FOLLOW HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON TWITTER: @Hottest100s AND YOUR HOSTS: @AndrewM138 | @DJYwrites | @NLFHarrison

Time, time, time, see what's become of us- which is basically, getting deeper into the top half of the triple j hottest 100 of 1999, that we're forced to talk about a stack of songs that barely make any sense. But we go off like whales none the less, proving we're the great small podcast big enough for the whole family. SONGS COVERED: 40. Spiderbait - Shazam 39. Eskimo Joe - Turn Up Your Stereo 38. The Whitlams - Chunky Chunky Air Guitar 37. Red Hot Chilli Peppers - All Around the World 36. Bodyjar - Hazy Shade of Winter LIKE HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON FACEBOOK: hottest100sand1000s FOLLOW HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON TWITTER: @Hottest100s AND YOUR HOSTS: @AndrewM138 | @DJYwrites | @NLFHarrison and Adam, who would only tweet gibberish anyway

Welcome to another episode of this magnificently presented and researched podcast where, when it comes to songs that have made it into the triple j hottest 100 of 1999, we always have all the facts and know exactly what we're talking about, absolutely. We also don't have any emotional feelings about the songs or geek about how much their keys change or how much they do or do not reference quantum physics. And we definitely never shotgunned custard as teenagers, either. And if you hear anything contrary to that, it's likely you're in an alternate universe- or maybe you have the wrong version of this episode? SONGS COVERED: 45. Gerling - Enter Space Capsule 44. Something for Kate - Electricity 43. Silverchair - Emotion Sickness 42. Custard - Ringo (I Feel Like) 41. The Living End - All Torn Down LIKE HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON FACEBOOK: hottest100sand1000s FOLLOW HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON TWITTER: @Hottest100s AND YOUR HOSTS: @AndrewM138 | @DJYwrites | @NLFHarrison and Adam, who has the wrong version of Twitter.

¡Saludos amigo! ¿Quieres ser tan feliz como tu podcast favorito? Solo hay una manera: ¡Recógelo! ¡Recógelo! ¡Recógelo! Estamos aquí para hablar sobre los ciudadanos de segunda clase que viven en el oeste y los productos químicos entre ellos. También podemos ofrecerle un poco de café y televisión, si puede ayudarnos a encontrar a este hombre. Es grande - más grande que Tina, ciertamente. Tenga en cuenta que no hay apropiación cultural en este episodio. Somos chicos inteligentes y progresistas. No podemos ser cancelados. ¡Arriba! SONGS COVERED: 50. The Fauves - Bigger Than Tina 49. Area-7 - Second Class Citizen 48. The Living End - West End Riot 47. Blor - Coffee & TV 46. Bush - The Chemicals Between Us LIKE HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON FACEBOOK: hottest100sand1000s FOLLOW HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON TWITTER: @Hottest100s AND YOUR HOSTS: @AndrewM138 | @DJYwrites | @NLFHarrison

But like, we mean the instrument group. You know, horns. At least, that's what we mean until we get into the kitchen... As we cross the threshold of the first half of the 1999 triple j hottest 100, we put some sick burns on 7 year olds, debate the safest artists to knock, take a victory lap, defy all kinds of sex laws and do a lot of thinking. We encourage your participation. This is democracy manifest, after all. SONGS COVERED: 55. Diana Ah Naid - Perfect Family 54. The Whitlams - Thank You (For Loving Me At My Worst) 53. Beck - Sexx Laws 52. The Cruel Sea - It Won't Last 51. Ben Folds Five - Army LIKE HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON FACEBOOK: hottest100sand1000s FOLLOW HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON TWITTER: @Hottest100s AND YOUR HOSTS: @AndrewM138 | @DJYwrites | @NLFHarrison

There are many things in life that hold power over us. The genre of music we play dictating our pants choices. The alphabets we are familiar with limiting how we apply sauce. Children on too much sugar at a party. A commitment to reviewing every song that has ever made it into a triple j hottest 100. But as we near the half way point of 1999, the question we are faced with is- could our own ideas of ourselves be the most limiting thing of all? Or is it still the pants thing? SONGS COVERED: 60. VAST - Touched 59. Machine Gun Fellatio - Mutha Fukka on a Motorcycle 58. Regurgitator - I Want to Be a Nudist 57. Blar - Tender 56. Metallica - No Leaf Clover LIKE HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON FACEBOOK: hottest100sand1000s FOLLOW HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON TWITTER: @Hottest100s AND YOUR HOSTS: @AndrewM138 | @DJYwrites | @NLFHarrison

We're just humble heat farmers, slaving away to bring you that fresh, organic, quality heat you deserve in the form of the another 5 songs from triple J's hottest 100 of 1999 and our takes thereof. Come hump around at the adult's table where we talk cruise control rock, hocking CDs for beer and a new funk-based religion. It's a podcast just like mama used to make. SONGS COVERED: 65. Ben Harper - Burn to Shine 64. Frenzal Rhomb - We're Going Out Tonight 63. Jamiroquai - Canned Heat 62. Regurgitator - Happiness (Rotting My Brain) 61. Augie March - Asleep In Perfection LIKE HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON FACEBOOK: hottest100sand1000s FOLLOW HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON TWITTER: @Hottest100s AND YOUR HOSTS: @AndrewM138 | @DJYwrites | @NLFHarrison

The number 69 entry of the 1999 hottest 100 and two songs with swears in the title? Oh, behave. Conspiracies about beloved TV journos? Very grrrrrr. Adopting endangered birds? YEAH BABY! How about the denial of absolute truth and death? Does that make you randy? It's the 90s. It's the 60s. It's the 60s in the 90s. This kind of thing is our bag, baby. SONGS COVERED: 70. Something for Kate - Whatever You Want 69. Nine Inch Nails - Starfuckers Inc. 68. Powderfinger - Good Day Ray 67. Madonna - Beautiful Stranger 66. The Testeagles - Turn That Shit Up LIKE HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON FACEBOOK: hottest100sand1000s FOLLOW HOTTEST 100S AND 1000S ON TWITTER: @Hottest100s AND YOUR HOSTS: @AndrewM138 | @DJYwrites | @NLFHarrison