The JaK Attack! Podcast

Welcome to show number 2017.16! Show Notes It's May the 4th Eve! Jon does not understand the purpose of May 4th Hal-Con is in September! We went to the Saltscapes Expo and bought all the booze. Still Fired Moonshine - Night Own is Jon's fave and Rootbeer is Kelly's. We also discovered Crokinole! Jon is no longer smart enough to pass captchas 08:30 - Kelly's Corner Phil's podcast about craft beer! Check it out: 902brewcast.com 2 Crows Brewing Our towns newest tap room - School House Brewery! 19:15 - Jon's tech stuff It's the 39th anniversary of the first piece of spam ever sent DARPA made ARPANet...now Jon wants to make JONNet We've literally made no progress at all in 39 years Codes and Ciphers Pigpen Cipher - The Freemason's Cipher Playfair Cipher - Cipher using an arbitrary key 33:50 - Cooperstown News Cooperstown is NOT a Sanctuary Village! Jon had no idea there were Sanctuary Cities in Canada Sanctuary cities are one small step towards united federation of planets Sorry about your ears :) OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2017.16 - OGG

Welcome to show number 2017.15, sprat-sprat-spratalats! Show Notes 30th year of The Simpsons! They've been on TV longer than there's been TV. Jon's week was fraught with disjointedness. 06:55 - Kelly's Corner Top 5 best movies of all time The Big Lebowski Blazing Saddles Monty Python and the Holy Grail Superbad Groundhog Day Top 3 worst movies of all time Tropic Thunder Napoleon Dynamite Coming to America 18:00 - Jon talks about punycode! punycode phishing attacks. Get yours on the internet now! ascii fits into unicode and punycode makes unicode fit into ascii this is not apple.com but it sure looks like it www.xn--80ak6aa92e.com Fix it: Chrome -> update to 59 Firefox -> about:config -> toggle "network.IDN_show_punycode" to true Safari -> not vulnerable on macOS Internet Explorer -> dunno...don't own one will this punycode phishing issue be the death of IDN? browser vendors can decide to not support it, but should they? 33:00 - Shout outs and Bork Outs Shout Out to Peoples Jewellers for great customer service 37:40 - Cooperstown News There's some pistol-pulling happening in Otsego County OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2017.15 - OGG

Welcome to show number 2017.14, sprat-o-lanterns! Show Notes We took a week off. Hope y'all enjoyed it Jon rediscovered his love for Splunk. Kelly has been painting getting ready for her Art Out Loud show on May 7th We've finally figured out how to use Amazon Prime properly 10:30 - Jon's Corner What would the loss of DMCA Safe Harbor mean? Seriously, there's a Hitman email scam. Jon's article on email scams and how to avoid them on Comparitech. Kelly wants to hug hitmen. "Don't be  thug, have a hug." 21:25 - Kelly's Corner Kelly talks about brain training apps on Medical News Today Re-training your brain is important after a stroke. Seriously. Kelly goes downtown on Amway. 42:00 - Listener Feedback Brad says 'holla' and the major missed prediction from Back to the Future. Jon is doing backups wrong. It turns out there are people who are more paranoid than Jon. Andy hates our audio. Sorry...We're werkin' on it! 51:00 - Cooperstown News The retiring Duo! Come to Canada! OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2017.14 - OGG

Welcome to show number 2017.13, sprat-o-leenies!! Show Notes Windsor Nova Scotia really is the home of Sam Slick! Jon babbles about his fish tank. Mystery Snails and Cobra Guppies. Kelly re-discovers James Blunt 09:08 - Kelly's Corner Hoverboards are dumb. Androids meshing with humans on Live Science! Jon hijacks the show for a few minutes. Flashback!!! Kelly finds the Transparent Touchpad. Flexible, possibly wearable, touchpads. Perhaps the word Hydrogel word is being used too much. Jon forgets Kelly's Corner. 20:00 - Jon babbles about privacy Today is National "Sell All Your Data Day!" in the United States Canada's PIPEDA act Canadian personal information consent information includes browser history. Michael Geist post about PIPEDA where Jon pulled a lot of his data from. 2008 Federal ruling about personal information, eh? European Union's Data Localization laws will only allow EU data to be transferred to 11 countries. Weirdly, 2 of them are Five-Eyes countries. 41:00 - Shout outs and Bork Outs Someone gives away death-row dogs! We have no link. Deal. Heart Warm, not "Heart Worm"! 44:40 - Listener Feedback FreeBSD, bitches! OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2017.13 - OGG

Welcome to show number 2017.12, sprats!! Show Notes Kelly used to podcast using tin can and string. Srsly. Jon's weekly time waster was tax document freakout. We now have a Facebook page! Fork me on Github 07:17 - Jon talks about Crashplan backup Free version allows backups to local folders. Jon is using Linux symlinks and Windows network drives to backup all the computers to a NAS. Can also back up to another network computer or a friend's remote computer for free. Subscription required for either cloud backups or more frequent backups. Kelly was actually interested in Crashplan which totally threw Jon off. We are equal opportunity hackers in this house! We have way too many devices. This is just silly. STOP PUTTING THINGS ON THE CLOUD, PEOPLE!!! 20:00 - Kelly's Corner Great Scott!! Back to the future predictions that came true. Jon is starting to think he has not actually seen Back to the Future II. Only Apple was able to finally sell us video phones. The "hoverboards" are total bullshit. We're just calling it. Google Glass wins the dorkiest attempt at anything evah. 33:00 - Listener Feedback Welcome back, Paul! 36:00 - Shout out & Bork Outs Kelly hates ecommerce sites without real-time-inventory 43:00 - Cooperstown news! Cooperstown has less than half the population of Windsor. Who knew?? If you have a podcast, send us your promo! We'll play it. And you can download our promo here! OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2017.12 - OGG

Welcome to show number 2017.11 Show Notes Sorry for the week break. We had to recover from the Billy Talent concert in Halifax!! Discovering the band Monster Truck was a win. Kelly has had enough of fish talk, but can't help mentioning that she read something about a guy who made a wheelchair for his fish. wut? Canada's 150th is this year. July 1st. w00t! Kelly found that there's even a Google Doodle contest for $10,000 smackers! Jon needs to start building a fictional child to submit his Google Doodle for him. Kelly saves Jon $4,000 by pointing out he doesn't have to build a bubble. Jon is gonna start messing with the Damn Vulnerable Website Application. 11:45 - Kelly's Corner Paparazzi-proof clothing! Betabrand clothing think tank. Submit your clothing ideas! And yes, it's an affiliate link. Here's the video of it in action. You won't get it unless you see it. 21:00 - Jon talks about ProtonMail VPN AKA ProtonVPN OpenVPN Native client only for Windows for now. Unix use OpenVPN package, macOS use Tunnelblick. Kelly is curious about when a life membership would terminate. There is more than two people in r/Protonmail and they want calendars, goddammit! ProtonVPN has a Tor OpenVPN configuration file. 32:40 - Cooperstown News Apparently, it's all doom and gloom in Cooperstown. Get it together, Cooperstown! The only good thing happened five days ago. 35:00 - Shout outs and Bork outs Shout out to the Natural Environment Research Counsel in the UK for their sense of humour in naming a submersible Boaty McBoatface! Kelly believes in the overwhelmingly power of stupidity. Damn Vulnerable Web Application bugs are funny. Kelly sounds the idiot alert!!! If you have a podcast, send us your promo! We'll play it. And you can download our promo here! OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2017.11 - OGG

Welcome to show number 2017.10! Show Notes We made it to show number 10! We fondly reminisce about Wicked Lasers. No goddamn sharks, Kelly! Kelly is a Stacha's Maid of Honour which is clearly more important than being the Bride. Fishology is a real thing, folks. Also, fish vets. Who knew? Sean Connery thinks that is so shellfish of you. Mach's aquarium is pretty nice and he is suddenly married to Sasha. Jon wisely notes that all of our brain bits grow differently. The Amazon outage of 2017 was sucky. Jon brings up the spectre of Amazon Turk! 12:40 Jon bores us to death with pontification about Internet convergence YouTube TV is coming. MOAR TV!!!!! Telus tried ad-hoc $2/channel TV like 15 years ago. Curiosity Stream is a new entry into the market place. All sciencey and stuff. Spotify is going to offer lossless hifi packages. Jon does not like the Hi Fidelity Freaks and cannot remember the name Tidal. Using personal internet connections for everything is has tactical problems. The last mile is still too fragile. 26:45 Kelly's Corner Kelly remind us of the guy who's gonna get skinned from episode 6. And now she's talking about dead people again. Gunther von Hagens skins people, injects them full of plastic, and takes them on the road. There. I said it. Kelly's permanent internet record is a mess! Weird Worm article on dead body guy. Body World show on dead body guy. 35:00 Shout outs and Bork Out Jon Borks Out Kelly's Corner Bob Taylor made us new bumpers and a promo! 38:00 Cooperstown News The Simpson's 1992 episode "Homers at the bat" will be honoured by the Baseball Hall of Fame! OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2017.10 - OGG

Welcome to show number 2017.9! Show Notes Kelly loses the stare-down. We don't need no steenkin' badges! (The Treasure of the Sierra Madre) Seguay into 1928....what? 04:00 (ish): Panopticon and Panopticlick Shutting off Javascript makes you really secure but makes you about 250,000 times more easy to identify. Choose between security and anonymity because it's pretty hard to get both Web requests need to contain some information such as user agent, the requested resource, maybe the referer. But, do we really need to make things like system fonts, screen resolution and a list of plugins? After disabling Javascript, almost no information was sent. But, my browser became unique to 1 in 1,200 vice 1 in 250,000 with Javascript running. The TAILS Live CD Tor browser gave up more information, but that actually helped with anonymity because it made my browser more normal. 18:55: Kelly's Corner Dirty computer terms. More dirty computer words! 10 most annoying things non-geeks ask you to do. Jon doesn't know what a taxi is. Srsly. 32:00 Cooperstown Crier Polar jump, whaaaa? Raised $128,400 for charity 36:00 Shout Outs & Bork Outs Jon shares some of the people you can't buy a Coke (tm) for. You cannot buy a Coke for Zoolander. Deal with it. OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2017.9 - OGG

Welcome to show number 2017.8! Show Notes Valentine's Day was a brutal pile of snowy, snowy crapola Shubenacadie Sam is our Nova Scotia Groundhog! 04:12 - Kelly's Corner The Kodi box! Kodi looks so familiar to Jon because it used to be XMBC Downloading is not illegal in Canada. Unless it's impolite. Then we'll stop because we don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. 16:04 - Jon talks about Qubes OS and Whonix. Full article here. Jon likes Tilting at windmills Podcasting is just a purposeful Amazon Echo Check out your DNS and WebRTC leaks at IPLeak.net Xen is "Zen" Jon manages to get hypervisors right despite his best efforts. Why do we need a "yellow" qube? 36:00 - Shout outs and Bork outs Kelly feels bad we don't have shout outs Kelly borks out Facebook messenger Jon borks out the Proton Mail Android app's read/unread indicators. Or, rather, the lack of read/unread indicators. 46:30 - What's happening in Cooperstown? Cooperstown Chamber of Commerce is 100 years old this year! OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2017.8 - OGG

Welcome to show number 2017.7 (we got nothing) Show Notes Our domain name sucks. Kelly's Tomb Raider Penguin Girl is on her page now! Rogue One! Rogue One! We have advanced to the point where we no longer need humans to be humans Humans too close to being human drop us into the Uncanny Valley 13:45 - Jon talks about 2600 Hacker Quarterly Hacking is the new phreaking Cap'n Crunch whistle opens doors... Rescuing fake memory devices using h2testw.exe (not linking to anything because I don't know what's safe) 30:00 Kelly gives up her corner! Just to be clear, there's no Kelly's Corner. Sans corner. Corner-less 30:49 Shout outs and bork outs Slack is a good thing, but not a good chat thing Smarmy Microsoft letter Yay for threaded conversations! Thanks, from 1990! Boo for threaded conversations! The implementation sucks! Standard Shit Sandwich 34:00 Coopers Town Crier Only in 'murica does "small business" mean > $100 MILLION dollars 44:00 We sing Happy Birthday to Linc! Other notes Jon's article on setting up a Tor service OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2017.7 - OGG

Welcome to show number swooshie! swooshie! (Semaphore!) Show Notes Kelly rejects the cry of "I'm not interested!" Jon suggests "I don't give a crap!" Kelly still owns KellyPenguinGirl.com 09:00 Kelly's Corner "The man who sold his back to an art dealer" Pigs with tattoos AKA - is it legal to skin humans? Jon thinks of the Chuck Mangione 22:00 Jon talks about TOR All KDE apps start with K to not conflict with anything It's BLUUUUU, Kelly! Jon's going to build a TOR service It's hard to torrent over TOR The Internet IS A SERIES OF TUBES! Full disclosure: Jon is probably not on a no-fly list 28:00 The TOR "nobody nodes my sorrow" song! Somehow, Kelly sees TOR is like Ikea Opsec concerns with running a TOR hidden service Kelly does not like dot onions Proton Mail .onion site How vanity .onion names fight dark web phishing 40:30 Shout outs and Bork Outs Kelly lurves her Spotify. Daily play lists are the bomb Jon doesn't understand why he needs a cell phone number to have a cell phone plan Gas stations are for gas, phone stores are for phones. 48:40 Coopers Town Crier. Our twin town! Burglars in Cooperstown! email us at show@thejakttack.com OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2017.6 - OGG

Welcome to show number Insignia Red! and Peach Blush! Show Notes Kelly uses hexadecimal colours to open the show! Jon shares the ways in which technology has wasted his time today. Kelly is showing at the Argyle Gallery "Pre-Shrunk Show". The Press Gang is a nice place for dinner in Halifax, NS. Kelly can't remember what it's called when you throw stuff over the side in the Navy Clues are: throwing something off a boat, military, starts with a D 9:00 - Jon talks about the Papertrail Logging as a Service app! Kelly thinks Splunk is funny LAMP, LEMP...whatevah Jon is not allowed to jailbreak anything any more Papertrail provides the missing link to alert me when Fidonet net mail from 1990 arrives! 22:00 - Kelly's Corner! Kelly used to test Linux distros on her ol' Acer laptop back in the day Kelly likes the TLITS! (The Linux Link Tech Show) Funniest country song titles from Funny Shit! 32:00 - Shout Outs ad Bork Outs! Kelly does not wait until the next episode. Shout out - great service at the Press Gang restaurant! Shout out - Elegiant fitness thing. Jon likes the notification thing. 40:00 - Coopers Town Crier Coppers Town is kicking butt in the Swim Meets! Close up - we now have OGGS!!!!!! OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2017.5 - OGG

Welcome to show number Show Notes Jon is already using Braille to open the show JaK bio and some older shows on the bottom right sidebar now Chelsea Manning's sentence was commuted, but Assange is still not leaving Ecuador 06:30 Jon talks about Synergy software KVM Kelly confesses to watching anime! Buy the Pro (SSL) version of Synergy to protect your clipboard It Just Works (tm) 13:30 Kelly's Corner The SmokeCloak (whaaaa?) Would you like some DNA in your smoke? Jon decides to cut out the middle-man and spit on bad guys Where does this DNA come from?? 20:30 Listener Feedback Linc sends us phonetically correct messages so we know how to say things Mark called Kelly a nerd and tells me my BitCoin predictions are crap. 26:30 Shout Outs and Bork Outs Home Hardware fixes a Penguin Flashlight Friend Kelly is mad the Apple wireless headphones have wires now Jon clarifies that Steve Jobs is not coming back this time to save Apple Jon thinks The Atlantic made the stupidest video ever 30:00 Cooperstown Crier Snow Globe program! Winter movies and fun! OGG me! The JaK Attack! 2017.4 - OGG

Welcome to show number ..--- ----- .---- --... .-.-.- ...--! Show Notes biOrb!!! Is it a fish tank or something we live in on Mars? Kelly says "Bite My Betta!" Jon can't drink Saki. Eeewwwwww.... 6:00 CloudFlare transparency report and a National Security Letter Lavabit email "No knowledge" systems are kind of silly There's no defence from law enforcement! Snowden says "don't collect data so it can't be taken". Jon says "they'll just make you collect it anyhow". 21:45 Kelly's Corner Goldfish are cold water fish. That means they sleep instead of dying Jon suddenly realizes that "feeder fish" doesn't mean human food What Kelly mentions appears! 33:00 Shoutouts and Borkouts Shout: Two Factor Auth: listing sites that use 2FA Bork: Banks that don't appear on the list. Losahs. 36:00 Listener Feedback Linc says "It's Coopers Town, guys!" Klatuu says "Welcome back!" 40:00 Cooperstown Crier Water tests, wha??? OGG Me! The JaK Attack! 2017.3 - OGG

Welcome to show number 0x323031372E32! Show Notes Hexadecimal! Not just a number, also from Reboot! (not Transformers) The Internet weighs nothing because it's wireless, Jen! 08:30: Kelly's Corner - her thoughts, not yours. The Kissenger. What. The. Hell. 15:10: Jon talks about Keepass password manager. You don't gotta outrun the bear, you just gotta outrun your buddy. Local database storage. Do we store it online? If we store it online, where? GDrive? DropBox? SpiderOak? There are many browser plugins for Keepass, but do we trust our browsers with that access? Tavis Ormandy thinks not. Is it safe to copy passwords to your clipboard? The Linux and Android Keepass app have clipboard clearing settings. Android app has specific Keepass keyboard to enter username and password without using the keyboard. 32:45: Borkouts and Shoutouts We lurves our Spotify! Kelly made me link to Amazon.com Prime Cooperstown has a caller ID spoofer on the loose! OGG Me! The JaK Attack! 2017.2 - OGG