The JaK Attack! Podcast

Welcome to show number 2018.46 It’s sooooo hot in Canada. And everywhere. 30C/86F around here. Jon is learning more about data centers than he ever wanted to. Kelly has been going to a lot of Plein Air art festivals. 07:00 – Kelly’s Corner We just want to apologize to Denmark now. Kelly tells us about some technologies that simply will not exist in 20 years. Cell phone towers is the most interesting thing on the list…? The Seiko Kinetic watch is still a thing. Who knew? Clone #2 does not get paid as much as Brad Pitt would. 30:00 – Jon talks about Boxcryptor There are far to many cloud storage providers. Pros: hooks into your existing cloud service provider and encrypts your stuff. Cons: There is no way to rename or delete a file on the iOS that you’ve added to Boxcryptor via the Boxcryptor app. You need to use the native (Dropbox, etc) app for that…??? Seems your key is stored on the Boxcryptor services (but it is encrypted). Not clear what happens when your yearly subscription expires. 48:40 – Cooperstown news Dog Wild hosts a second dog adoption day! 51:20 – Shout Outs and Bork Outs Kelly hates Alignable Express VPN is our show sponsor and we have a one year subscription to win. We have given away another one-year Express VPN subscription! Install on every device, use up to 3 at a time. Installing on Linux: https://slumpedoverkeyboarddead.com/using-expressvpn-with-ubuntu-linux-mint-or-debian-linux/ Independent review of ExpressVPN: https://www.comparitech.com/vpn/reviews/expressvpn/ Regardless of whether you have a subscription or not, you can make use of ExpressVPNs tools like DNS Leak Tester, and the Web RTC leak tester. Find us: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thejakattackpodcast/ MeWe: https://mewe.com/join/thejakattackpodcast Email: show@thejakattack.com OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2018.46.ogg

Welcome to show number 2018.45 It’s not possible to talk about Independence Day without bringing up Team America! – “F*ck Yeah!!!” Jon thinks Kung Fury is totally underrated 04:50 – Jon takes us on a trip down memory lane Jon’s lame-o profile page is at jonwatson.ca Bitcoin sucked in 2013 and it sucks now Jon gets completely distracted about Bitcoin purchases and anonymity Backing up to the ‘aughts, let’s look at Win4Lin We are briefly interrupted by Jon’s Pager Duty alert. Creeeepy. Innotek used to own VirtualBox. Anyone remember VMWare Player? podcasting articles in Linux Journal and Linux Pro magazine. Props to Mark Rais at ReallyLinux.com Citadel Groupware is the coolest thing Jon has ever seen (article) Kelly’s Acer laptop did not do well in Linux trials in the early ‘aughts. 29:30 – Kelly’s Corner It is so hot in Canada right now that flies are walking. FLIES! Happy 4th ‘Murica! Some fun fact about USA. We use the word “fun” in a way that means “weird”. One American consumes the same resources as 32 Kenyans. That is the weirdest statistic evah. I can’t type the rest, you gotta listen for this weirdness. Here’s some actually fun facts about Canada. ”eh” is in the Canadian Oxford dictionary. Yeah. The Canadian one. Santa’s postal code is H0H 0H0. And only elves that work for Canada Post answer them. And then there is some discussion about de-militarized borders and things get ugly. 46:50 – Cooperstown News Who was that ambulance driver? Express VPN is our show sponsor and we have a one year subscription to win. Listen to the show to find out the steps to enter the draw. We’ll announce the winner during show #46! Install on every device, use up to 3 at a time. Installing on Linux: https://slumpedoverkeyboarddead.com/using-expressvpn-with-ubuntu-linux-mint-or-debian-linux/ Independent review of ExpressVPN: https://www.comparitech.com/vpn/reviews/expressvpn/ Regardless of whether you have a subscription or not, you can make use of ExpressVPNs tools like DNS Leak Tester, and the

Welcome to show number 2018.44 Jon’s tweet about religions conveying certain skillsets Kelly’s show at Gallery 1919 in September entitled “Hey, Hey Hali” 06:21 Kelly’s Corner Kelly talks about Spotify’s hateful conduct policy Rolling Stone magazine says the Spotify hateful conduct policy is dead People now want to stream or own vinyl. Nobody wants to download stuff. Bruce Springsteen is only vinyl, no CD, no streaming Canadian Music claim for $40 mil to combat “downloading piracy” 23:00 Jon talks about Expect scripting and IFTT Expect scripts Awesome sysadmin tool for scripting interactive shell stuff. Jon writes about it here. IFTTT mobile app The only two apps I use: archive my tweets to a Google sheet and inject daily weather into my Day One Journal 40:00 Cooperstown News Spelling bee and affined? ExpressVPN is our show sponsor and we have a one year subscription to win. Listen to the show to find out the steps to enter the draw. We’ll announce the winner during the first show in May. Install on every device, use up to 3 at a time. Installing on Linux: https://slumpedoverkeyboarddead.com/using-expressvpn-with-ubuntu-linux-mint-or-debian-linux/ Independent review of ExpressVPN: https://www.comparitech.com/vpn/reviews/expressvpn/ Regardless of whether you have a subscription or not, you can make use of ExpressVPNs tools like DNS Leak Tester, and the Web RTC leak tester. Find us: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thejakattackpodcast/ MeWe: https://mewe.com/join/thejakattackpodcast Email: show@thejakattack.com OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2018.44 – OGG

Welcome to show number 2018.43! We’re shellebrating Turtle Day! and also GDPR day! There are three basic responses to GDPR: shut down the site, block European peeps, or comply. Racism Watchdog is Jon’s new favourite Twitter account Kelly is shipping art out for the season before she goes to Prince Edward Island (it’s pronounced “pay”) 09:00 – Kelly’s Corner – the top 10 countries to visit in 2018 according to Lonely Planet. Trip Advisor either had the “Twitter problem” or is a diabolical genius How do you pronounce Mauritius? The elevated highway market place in South Korea sounds very cool. Jon doesn’t actually know where Kelly’s favourite wine is from. 27:00 – Jon talks about Steven Gibson’s SQRL Secure Quick Reliable Login (the acronym also works because it uses QR codes) Jon’s Google Auth on Linux article SQRL solves the authentication problem and it also goes a long way to anonymizing account data that can be stolen It also solves credential escalation attacks You can get SQRL libraries here to implement into your own applications 48:00 – Cooperstown News Finding dogs’ forever home. Awwwww! Support your local SPCA (like our Nova Scotia SPCA) ExpressVPN is our show sponsor and we have a one year subscription to win. Listen to the show to find out the steps to enter the draw. We’ll announce the winner during the first show in May. Install on every device, use up to 3 at a time. Installing on Linux: https://slumpedoverkeyboarddead.com/using-expressvpn-with-ubuntu-linux-mint-or-debian-linux/ Independent review of ExpressVPN: https://www.comparitech.com/vpn/reviews/expressvpn/ Regardless of whether you have a subscription or not, you can make use of ExpressVPNs tools like DNS Leak Tester, and the Web RTC leak tester. Find us: Facebook: https://www.faceb

Welcome to show number 2018.42! The cops take down a CRA scammer office in India! Kelly had her 9th annual art show last week. Jon talks about Presearch – the decentralized search engine An advertising company controls pretty much all of the search on the internet Search has become warped and Google has entirely too much power to affect commerce What would internet search look like if all the curation was taken away? Kelly is worried she’ll blow up if she googles google Decentralized search is not in this version, and the UI is really hard to use Version two may be better 26:00 – Kelly’s Corner Follow Kelly’s Crazy Studio Mix on Spotify Spotify will stop promoting artists whose conduct or content is deemed to be offensive It seems weird to go after “conduct” 42:00 – Cooperstown News New, outdoor classroom at Milford Central School 43:15 – Listener Feedback We announce the winner of our ExpressVPN subscription We’re going to do another draw in show #46. Like us, and give us Feedback between now and then to be entered into the draw. If you’ve already entered, you’re still entered! ExpressVPN is our show sponsor and we have a one year subscription to win. Listen to the show to find out the steps to enter the draw. We’ll announce the winner during the first show in May. Install on every device, use up to 3 at a time. Installing on Linux: https://slumpedoverkeyboarddead.com/using-expressvpn-with-ubuntu-linux-mint-or-debian-linux/ Independent review of ExpressVPN: https://www.comparitech.com/vpn/reviews/expressvpn/ Regardless of whether you have a subscription or not, you can make use of ExpressVPNs tools like DNS Leak Tester, and the Web RTC leak tester. Find us: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thejakattackpodcast/ MeWe: https://mewe.com/join/thejakattackpodcast Email: show@thejakattack.com OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2018.42 – OGG

Welcome to show number 2018.41! It’s been a busy week! Tin-foil hats actually increase signal strength, and Elon Musk is making a cyborg dragon. So…there’s that. The show is late because Jon had to go to Miami. And see Cuban Ozzy! SaltScapes Expo was last weekend. Kelly liked Upstreet Craft Brewing from PEI. 08:30 – Kelly’s Corner Kelly wants to save listener feedback for the listener feedback segment Full disclosure: Kelly did not save the listener feedback Kelly talks about Erika Iris’ Cassette Tape Art Was Bruno Mars alive in 2012? He looks pretty young. 19:15 – Jon talks about Ngrok – the introspective tunneling tool Use Ngrok to allow public access to services running on your local machine Web servers, ssh servers, mail servers, whatever Replay requests, inspect payloads, easily test with mobile devices, and more There’s a free level, then prices go up from there for things like custom sub/domains, and more sessions 34:00 – Listener Feedback Don’t forget about our Express VPN contest! Listen to the show for instructions how to enter a draw to win a year subscription to ExpressVPN Feel free to join us in the MeWe JaK Attack room while we record. We normally record on Wednesdays and will post in the chat room when we’re recording. We’ll be drawing next show so get your entries in! 37:44 – Cooperstown News Cooperstown has been named the #2 small town in America! But you’ll have to listen to the show to find out #2 in what?? ExpressVPN is our show sponsor and we have a one year subscription to win. Listen to the show to find out the steps to enter the draw. We’ll announce the winner during the first show in May. Install on every device, use up to 3 at a time. Installing on Linux: https://slumpedoverkeyboarddead.com/using-expressvpn-with-ubuntu-linux-mint-or-debian-linux/ Independent review of ExpressVPN: https://www.comparitech.com/vpn/reviews/expressvpn/ Regardless of whether you have a subscription or not, you can make use of ExpressVPNs tools like DNS Leak Tester, and the Web RTC leak tester. Find us: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thejakattack

Welcome to show number 2018.40! It is April 6th and it’s snowing in Canada. Whaaaa? So much going on this week: CloudFlare came out with their new DNS service at 1.1.1.1 WordFence decided to go with surge pricing Proton Mail scans unencrypted emails in and out Kelly had tea and the Avon Valley Golf & Country Club in support of 9 Lives Cat Rescue. 09:00 – Jon talks about the MeWe social network and how it differs from Facebook “MeWe” may sound dumb, but try to remember how you felt the first time you heard “Facebook” MeWe is a social network that will not share your data, collect your data, sell your data, or anything bad

Welcome to show number 2018.39! Kelly Mengiun Girl and Jon Wilson are at the mic! Jon is pretty sure his personal hell will be PCI compliancy forever We went to see Neil Simon’s play “Rumors” at Center Stage in Kentville We toured Windsor on the day after St. Paddy’s day to Cocoa Pesto Bistro, Spitfire, and Schoolhouse Brewery 05:30 – Kelly’s Corner Cinch Tents! Pop-up tents with power, climate control, and no mess! Kelly does not like the Digital Trends website Cinch Tents even connect together to make tent cities and have solar panels Hiking and camping with solar panels is becoming very common. Solar panels charge your stuff while you’re walking 20:30 – Jon talks about backups, backups, and backups! SpiderOak did not fare well against Jon’s criteria It has no 2FA (two-factor authentication). In 2018. Srsly. Each device in the account can see and download all the files from every other device in the account. Booooooo for data segregation! iDrive is the winner. It backs up all Jon’s devices (Windows, Mac, iPhone, Linux) iDrive has proper encryption and device separation The 2FA is provided by a separate encryption/decryption password from the login password You also get a sync folder to sync data across all your devices without it counting against your backup quota Annnd the price is right! Click here to check out iDrive (affiliate link) 42:00 – Cooperstown News Cooperstown tackles the tough issue of drones Kelly wants Jon to build an EMP device to take down drones 49:00 – Shout Outs & Bork Outs Shout Out out to Good Food meal kit company! Better meal selections than the competition and very tasty meals Find us: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thejakattackpodcast/ Email: show@thejakattack.com OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2018.39 – OGG

Welcome to show number 2018.38! Jon succeeds in being quiet for 32 seconds. VICTORY! Kelly has been prepping for her 9th annual Spring art show on May 6th The main benefactor this year is the Hants Foster – foster houses for the animals. Ms. Casey did not like Kelly’s noodle hat. Jon goes off on a tangent about why sugar is good for kids It’s hard to believe how much Jon knows about credit cards now. Too much PCI, too much PCI!! 10:00 – Jon talks about Epson ecotank printers! Somehow we end up talking about prescriptions, but back to printers Ecotank printers come with 2 years worth of ink Seems reasonable…rated at 150 pages per month, starting at about $240. If it works as described, it would be fairly inexpensive. The big issue is the vast span of time between now and two years from now. How can I be sure I will be able to buy ink in two years? Kelly does not want the inconvenience of purchasing single colours of ink. 26:00 – Kelly’s Corner Stephen Hawking passed away today. Today is also Einstein’s birthday. Einstein and Hawking overlapped by 7 years. A Brief History of Time is a best-selling, non-read book. Biopic is The Theory of Everything 35:30 – Cooperstown News The Own and Moon Boutique celebrates 10 years! The Cooperstown Central School students participated in the Parkland memorial walkout event happening all over the US 38:00 – Shout Outs and Bork Outs Aldo Shoes gets a shot out from Kelly for amazingly fast delivery. Best Buy gets a bork out from Jon for amazingly slow delivery. Find us: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thejakattackpodcast/ Email: show@thejakattack.com OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2018.38 – OGG

Welcome to show number 2018.37! Seems we can’t get through the intro without busting in. Jon is now officially Apple Sheeple. He’s counfounded by the ports on a Macbook Air. The bare minimum any professional should bring to the table is pants. We need pants to work people. 08:00 – Kelly’s Corner eSight is “Vision for the Blind” The Jibo robot is almost cure enough to spend $900 USD on. Almost. Maybe Jibo isn’t a secret spy. We’re GEN-X!! At least Kelly thinks so. And following up the list of these amazing inventions is some really lame stuff. 26:00 – Jon talks about crypto currency and death When we die, who gets our Bitcoins? “Mining” means you get a reward for doing some work for the cypto currency block chain. Full disclosure: we’re not lawyers. Do not take legal advice from us. The block chain will tell us how much currency is out there, and even what wallets it is in, but not who owns the wallets. Crypto currency always has some kind possibility of being recovered whereas destroyed cash does not. Only the big guys can mine new coins now. 43:00 – Shout Outs & Bork Outs Center Stage in Kentville, Nova Scotia is putting on the Neil Simon play “Rumors”. Kelly has paintings on the set! Feb 23 – Mar 24. 45:00 – Cooperstown News The polar bear jump raised $128,600 for the cause! Find us: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thejakattackpodcast/ Email: show@thejakattack.com OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2018.37 – OGG

Welcome to show number 2018.36! Jon tries to steal the show from KellyFind us on Facebook Kelly has been painting, Jon has been printing stuff Jon's "bumper" may be a little loud. Sorry! 05:30 - Jon talks about Octoprint. A web-UI for your 3D printer. It adds functionality your printer may not have, and it makes it easier to use. There's a Raspberry Pi version too - Octopi Octoprint plugins are the bomb - they extend the hell outta Octoprint Starman - Elon Musk's Tesla is going (kind of) to Mars! To prove the payload of the heavy Falcon rocket, Musk used it to launch his personal Tesla into space. And onto Mars. Here's a live stream from his car. In space. Srsly. 21:00 - Kelly's Corner We're soy sorry Kelly talks about Soy There's a website dedicated entirely to preventing rats from eating your car wires. It's literally named https://www.howtopreventratsfromeatingcarwires.com Car manufacturers made car wire insulation out of soy. So they rats eat it. Yummy. Kelly has uncovered the conspiracy. Rats have been eating wires long before there was soy 39:30 - Cooperstown News Polar Bear auction is upon us! Facebook us here Email us at show@thejakattack.com OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2018.36 - OGG

Welcome to show number 2018.35! Jon is overwhelmed with thoughts about 3D printing, self-driving cars, ideas from Seth Stephens-Davidowitz book Everybody Lies Kelly has once again renovated the entire house entirely without Jon's help She also participated in Argyle Fine Art Gallery's Pre-Shrunk Show in downtown Halifax 03:35 - Kelly's Corner Kelly uses cool hipster talk to tell us Eminem "dropped' a new album Kelly talks about the robotic Somnox pillow She also finds a completely soft, gel-like, 1970s disco, robotic octopus pillow because we all need that, right? Kelly has changed her alignment to our robot overlords now that she sees the uprising coming 20:00 Jon talks mostly about 2D printing Kelly got Jon a Monoprice Mini 3D printer for Christmas Your basic entry-level 3D printing material is 1.75mm "PLA" filament Plastic extrusion manufacturing has been around a long time, but now we peons can afford it! 3D printing is really a hands-on hobbyist tool. It's not something you can take out of the box, and start printing stuff Jon uses TinkerCAD.com to create things, Cura under WINE (Linux image does not work)to slice designs, and Octoprint to do the actual printing 33:00 - Cooperstown News Jon laughs a little too hard at the story of a man charged in Church arson. Kelly makes the fatal mistake of bringing up the show Black Mirror so Jon sets us straight on what's wrong with season four Kelly's Corner Find us on Facebook Email us at show@thejakattack.com OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2018.35 - OGG

Welcome to show number 2018.34 First show of 2018! We're keeping the episode #'s going (34, in this case) Last show of 2017 is episode 17.33 We went to the Dominican Republic for Christmas! Kelly is unhappy with the mood of the West Jet crew going home because they were so awesome on the way there West Jet pro tip: do not count down when the plane is taking off. Freaks passengers out. 05:00 (or so?) - Jon talks about Scott Galloway's book The Four Apple: Made itself into a luxury brand on cheap products Amazon: Is really just a distribution system to collect competitors Google: Is in the business of collecting data to sell ads against Facebook: Could be theoretically be regulated out of existence Uber and AirBNB look the same, but they're not 34:00 - Kelly's Corner We stayed at the Gran Ventana resort in Puerto Plata, DR 500+ rooms 3 restaurants and the buffet was awesome 39:30 - Cooperstown News Sushi recall from Price Chopper! Return your sushi! Jon does not know what listeria is 40:00 - Shout Outs and Bork Outs Kelly borks out Sam Smith for being sooooo laaaame Find us on Facebook Email us at show@thejakattack.com OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2018.34 - OGG

Welcome to show number 2017.33! Kelly's birthday week last week! We went to the the Waterfront Warehouse The Gahan House The Bicycle Thief Jon likes his new Roku Express 11:50 - Kelly's Corner Hello Fresh - fresh food and recipes delivered to your door Chef's Plate - doesn't deliver to Windsor. Boo! 22:45 - Jon talks macOS High Sierra root user hack How did Apple so fundamentally break the authentication system to allow the second or third attempt to work, but not the first? iOS crappy calculator This was identified in iOS 11 beta. In iOS 11.1.2 it's still not fixed Apple's shine is starting to come off without Steve Jobs Kelly wasn't sure 1+2+3 doesn't equal 24. Amazon Key WiFi de-auth hack - video showing the hack proof of concept. AKA - the Danny Ocean video camera hack Kelly admits she'd steal Christmas packages Kelly drops another F-Bomb Jon thinks the biggest potential for Amazon Key abuse is targetted attacks, not random theft 49:30 - Cooperstown News Cherry Branch Gallery is hosting an art exhibit and sale Dec 2nd and 3rd Kelly does not like the reporting of it. Find us on Facebook Email us at show@thejakattack.com OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2017.33 - OGG

Welcome to show number 2017.32! Show Notes (sorry Kelly is soooo loud!!) Big Friday night show! Jon admits to not knowing if pigs actually speak Latin or not Kelly is loving her new studio She even has guest artists visiting! 07:00 - Jon's talks us through the difference between iOS and Android malware and security Sidebar about the state of Blackberry Jon takes us down mobile memory lane Danger HipTop/Sidekick in the early 2000's Palm Pilots (Treo) Early phones had no apps. You were caught in the "walled garden" Google makes Android operating system and the apps are from the Google Play Store Apple makes iOS operating system and the apps are from the Apple App Store Jon speaks Pig Latin Pig Latin!!! Android devices have poor update penetration 1 year old Android "Nougat" is only installed on 14% of Android devices Kelly drops an F-bomb! iOS 11 is 40% and up The perfect storm is Google's poor curating of the the Play Store combined with woefully outdated Android devices A mad brawl about NFC and Apple Pay ensues! Jon thinks Apple Pay is more secure than just a card Kelly vehemently disagrees. Encryption works - The FBI has 7,000 phones they can't get into A fake WhatsApp app stayed in the Google Play store long enough for millions of people to download it The Apple App Store is not invulnerable. It's had its share of bad malware outbreaks, too  37:30 - Kelly's corner Kelly explains the origins of Black Friday Some of the predominant theories about the origin are...ahem...bull crap The name is tied mostly to the number of people who call in sick on those days The first Santa Clause parade in 1905 by Eaton's literally had Santa. That's it. Just Santa Jon apparently has no clue what the 1920's home life looked like 52:00 - Very brief Cooperstown news OK, a note about health care Find us on Facebook Email us at show@thejakattack.com OGG ME! The JaK Attack! 2017.32 - OGG Header image courtesy of https://wccftech.com/unknown-sources-main-source-of-android-trojan/