Atheist Apocalypse

What would YOU do if you woke up and there was no more government?   In this episode Tri-Counties residents get to explore that very reality and you get to witness the painful consequences of their choices. Without a government to process social programs the healthcare industry collapses further and doctors aren't going to take this lying down, launching an #AllSignsMatter campaign to "get theirs."  We want to thank our Patrons for voting in the 1st-ever audio drama "choose your adventure."  It was a resounding success and we will honor the season finale you voted for....even if you did surprise us with what you wanted to have happen. BECOME A PATRON AND SUPPORT AUDIO DRAMA We are now on Google Play, so please go subscribe there to listen!   Other places you can find us: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/atheist-apocalypse-podcast/id1022840341?mt=2 iHeartRadio: http://www.iheart.com/show/53-Atheist-Apocalypse-Podcast/ Google Play: https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Ianm4too32guxyeo26yi4emquoe?t%3DAtheist_Apocalypse_Podcast Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/atheist-apocalypse-podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/atheistapocalypse

Do you wish you had more dysfunction in your government?  Well, the MGE gives you that and so much more as politicians vie for your vote by trying to outdo each other in ridiculous ways, wreaking havoc for the Tri-Counties' most vulnerable people ... not that politicians would notice that or anything. Would you like to take part in the ongoing vote to determine this season's finale?  Become a Patron and you can cast your vote to determine what's going to happen.  You'll also get exclusive content like our Table Reading bloopers, a monthly newsletter and a survival magnet. We thank you for your support of our audio-drama! Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff Where you can find us: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/atheist-apocalypse-podcast/id1022840341?mt=2 iHeartRadio: http://www.iheart.com/show/53-Atheist-Apocalypse-Podcast/ Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/atheist-apocalypse-podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/atheistapocalypse Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/atheistapocalypsepodcast/

Tired of working?  Move to the Tri-Counties!  The MGE has just announced 75 new federal holidays ... which, sort of brings unique problems of their own. And medical professionals from around the world make the one-way trip into the Tri-Counties to study the population ... but not for what you think they might want to study them for. Amy Robles, of Think Enriched Podcast, survived the apocalypse.  You can find her show at: http://thinkenriched.com/podcast-2/ **BIG NEWS** For the first-time ever, as far as we know, Patrons will decide how a show ends its season.  Fans of Atheist Apocalypse can become a Patron today and cast their vote in how we will finish out season two.  Not only will you be able to support this show and its massive crew, but you'll also be able to be part of podcasting history (we think).  As always, we truly appreciate your support for this project of love.  And if you haven't already, please check out this season's Sponsor and show her some love for supporting us while getting awesome gear.  You can find her at:  http://www.badbunnyshop.com. Follow us on Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/atheistapocalypsepodcast/ Follow the MGE on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Mysterious-Government-Entity-111737249187373/ Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AAPodcastShow

Just as soon as the election season ramps up the MGE makes a major announcement about your rights to offend other people.  And it's long-been known that the Hendersen's are the most successful members of the KUSA 9 News at 9 staff, but a recent controversy about the side effects of their Rain Barrel system has public opinion split. David Fitzgerald, Author of Nailed and The Complete Heretics Guide to Western Religion may or may not have survived the apocalypse. Please support our sponsor, Bad Bunny, you'll love her products: http://www.badbunnyshop.com. Become A Patron and Get Cool Stuff This month Patrons got March's newsletter and behind the scenes goof reel from our latest Table Read.  And in addition to those cool benefits, Patrons are the only listeners who will get to decide how this season ends.  Become a Patron, support small theater and audio-drama and get neat stuff while deciding the course of a show?  This is almost too good to be true. We want to wish each and every one of you and your loved ones an awesome Daylight Savings Time and 1st Day of Spring!  I know most of us are more than ready for winter to be in the rear-view mirror! Thank you for your listenership! Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

You better enjoy that constraint-free access to the Internet while you have it; we've heard the MGE has some plans in mind to change your "internet browsing habits." And a new school board President-for-Life brings free water to everyone in the Tri-Counties.  That's right; no more water bill!  Surely this new policy will cause no one any problems at all ... Find us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/atheistapocalypsepodcast/ and Twitter at @aapodcastshow. Our Survivor this episode is Mathew the Apostle from the In The Name of God Podcast.  You can find his show at:  http://nameofgod.podbean.com/ or on Twitter at @crimeofgod. Please be sure to check out our Sponsor, Bad Bunny Shop for some awesome and sexy gear and accessories at https://www.etsy.com/shop/badbunnyshop. Thank you for your support of the rising tide of audio drama.  You'll be hearing more from us in the future. Your Staff at The Atheist Apocalypse

Exciting news galore in this episode!  First, and most satisfying, is that political adversaries around the Tri-Counties finally stop playing footsy with each other and things get real ... real nasty!  Seriously, is there anything more fun to observe than politicians playing a competitive game of one-upsmanship?And Facebook changes its policies in a way that are seriously going to free your timeline from seeing the same thing said a million times by a million different people.  It's all so ... peaceful.We also have our first sponsor and you, our fans, get discounts!  How's that for a double-whammy?!  That's right; we would like to welcome Bad Bunny from http://www.badbunnyshop.com to the post-Apocalypse life!  Check out her awesome dinosaur-bone undies, unicorn pasties, teeth print dresses and more and, as if that weren't cool enough, as loyal Atheist Apocalypse fans you get a 5% discount of your purchase of Bad Bunny's customized clothes, lingerie, and accessories for bad asses!  That's right!  Because YOU listen to us, we've worked with the MGE to get you the 5% discount you deserve.  Just enter the coupon code "UNCHOSEN" upon checkout to finally prove that, even if the Rapture didn't think you were good enough, we here at Atheist Apocalypse and Bad Bunny herself think you're 'aight.  You can find Bad Bunny hopping all over Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/badbunnyart) or on Instagram (@badbunnyshop).This episode's survivors are Secular Yakking (http://secularyakking.podbean.com/).  Go give them a listen!As always, we cannot thank you enough for support this growing audiodrama!Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

If you're seeing this post you can now confirm that you were not one of The Chosen.  But do not despair, we're sure that the strange events of the Tri-Counties will give you hope about the future ..... or, if nothing else, will distract you from the reality of reality.The MGE is back at it, publicizing a new Approved Checklist for Favorable Behavior and Positive Graffiti has caused a ruckus.Thank you for supporting this show!  Thank you for sticking around through the off-season and we are thrilled you support audiodrama and our passion! There is something we're very excited to share with you.  We are excited to announce that in this season we change the face of audiodrama forever!  And you'll find out how in our Introduction.If you want to support the show and have a say in the future of the Tri-Counties YOU NOW CAN by going to (http://www.atheistapocalypse.com/episodes.html).A 'thank you' goes to 

We are still in our off-season but there have been interesting developments in our Anchorman Jake's personal life.  He didn't necessarily share them with us but Tyler was able to get his hands on some ....  let's just say 'recordings' ... Jake isn't aware of.  So, of course, we've rushed these out to you.Thank you for listening and downloading and we look forward to launching Season 2 in early February!  Stay tuned!Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

The end has come.  What will be of the Tri-Counties?What will happen to your lovable characters like Artie, Sarah, Rick and Beatrice?Will Jake actually be a nice guy for the holidays?Will anyone hear from Old Jake?So many mysterious questions answered but so much will be revealed in this season finale!On a programming note, the season has come to a close and we hope you enjoy our special treat at the end of this episode.  It was a lot of fun to put together for you.  We hope that everyone has a fun and safe holiday season.  As with many incredible creations, we will be taking a break for a little while, so you won't hear from us again until February.  But don't worry about a podfade, we have the entire 2nd season written and already have the first 2 episodes recorded and being produced.  We will be back.  Until then, enjoy the festive season, get any skiing done you can and seriously consider support online theater by becoming a Patron or PayPal donor.  We truly appreciate all of your support.From our family to yours---happy holidays!Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

In the penultimate episode of our first season things become much murkier before they become clearer. The MGE it is pretty sure what it thinks it is sure about and that pesky spider problem?  Yea, eradicated.........we think.  But we're not really sure.  Though we do know that something is happening that involves the government, weapons and protesters. Surely it will end well.  Right?Artie has a breakdown.Venice starts getting answers to questions no one has asked.And Max and Andy do something, though we're not sure what it is at all.Only one more to go before the SEASON FINALE.And even though the apocalypse is coming to some mysterious, culminating event, don't think that you cannot support this community theater, brought to you free, by heading to our Patreon page.  All support is greatly and humbly accepted.Sincerely, Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

Now that we know aliens abducted everyone, where does the Tri-Counties go from here?  Max and Andy are pretty thrilled to be proven right after months of warning us about .... the grays.Imagine a world where everyone smelled like patchouli.  Ha! Trick statement!  You don't have to because now patchouli is the mandatory scent in the Tri-Counties and you can only imagine what the cast thinks of this. Venice thinks she might be onto something and Rick Beckley is.....well, Rick and everyone's favorite pervert....errrr, President .... of the Chamber of Commerce, Nellie Negapositv brings her fan-favorite perspective to the broadcast.Did Armin Navabi, of Atheist Republic, survive the apocalypse?We would also like to thank Rocksand Phstevens and Nancy Drew for contributing our first-ever fan sponsorship advertisement with this episode's Portapunish message. Please consider supporting this project so we can keep bringing you the funny and pay off the hordes of upset Hollywood execs who we refuse to sign contracts with.Sincerely,Your Twisted Apocalypse Writers

Finally!  A local "expert" finally shares with the residents the cause of the disappearances....and a riot ensues.  What will this mean for the residents of the Tri-Counties?The homeopathy industry takes a hit.  Can they rebound like the champs they are?Did Dan Arel survive the Apocalypse?  What ARE our Weathermen Max and Andy up to, exactly?And WHAT just happened to our Sports Guy, Artie?Oh, the madness (and silliness) of it all.Your can find more information on this episode's Sponsor, Atheist Nomads.  Stop on by and tell 'em Atheist Apocalypse sent you.If you're itching to separate yourself from some of your hard-earned cash you can support the show through Patreon or PayPal and we'll gladly lighten your burden.Your Beloved Atheist Apocalypse Staff

POT IS LEGAL EVERYWHERE!!!That's right, even in a post-apocalyptic world, it's one of the most important issues the government can work on.  Unfortunately, the legalization of pot everywhere has caused massive problems in one specific area and that has an impact on our "lovable" host, Jake.In financial matters, and completely unassociated with the legalization of pot, Taco Bell stocks surge and the corporation becomes one of the most-valued in the world.All this and much, much more from your favorite not-real people on the planet!If you're interested in supporting this free content, please head over to our Episodes page and sign up to become a Patron or PayPal donor.  Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

Survivors of the Apocalypse, our writer & voice talent, Brian Bristol, has officially lost his mind and we wanted to give you this special little treat during your in-between episodes downtime.If you're really bored you could fill your time by heading to our Episodes Page and making a one-time or recurring donation to the show to help keep us dominating our little portion of the airwaves forever and ever.......Enjoy!Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

It all happened so quickly but we've reached the halfway point of season 1 and things are getting.....downright.....scary.In the Tri-Counties it won't be okay to protest any longer and something terrible happens to one of your favorite characters.  Max and Andy include even less weather in the Weather Segment, Rick Beckley gets the story no one ever thought he would, while Lawrence Krauss makes an appearance. Even new characters and new segments abound.  Things may never be the same after this.If you want to help keep this show free of charge and ads or would simply like to thank us for making you smile every two weeks you can support the show by following either the PayPal or Patreon links on our Episodes tab and setting up a recurring or one-time donation.  Patrons get content early, as well as an exclusive monthly newsletter, the Tri-County Tribune.  This month's edition is the most content-filled newsletter to date.  They also get cool gear (our first ever) as well as exclusive access to pre-sale on limited gear in the future.Thank you for your awesome support of the project,Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff