Small Beans

Abe and Cristian explain Stephen Hawking's lame party invite, the primary jokes that Science has, and the tangential intersection between "real" science and sci-fi time travel awesomeness.

Maggie sits down with writer and comedian Bailey Norton, who put on a one-woman play in the middle of a basketball court. Did it help her make any friends? No! Join us as we talk childhood friendship, best friend syndrome, and owning up to when we were not great friends.

Join Michael Swaim, Abe Epperson, and presumably Milhouse Van Houten and Nelson Muntz in a thoughtful discussion of the Coens' treatise on the act of screenwriting itself. Get ready to finally understand that sink drain shot!

Do synths dream of synthetic sheep? And if so, does that justify their total enslavement for the purposes of salvaging an apocalypse-ridden postwar 1950's-style Earth? Vanessa Gritton joins Michael and Adam to parse the philosophy of Fallout 4, burn Boston, and argue about the potential future of the franchise.

DOB, Abe and Swaim join forces yet again to bring you the latest installment in a never-ending cycle of repetitious content they will stay forever trapped within unless they become better men.

One soldier's experience serving in the Army in Iraq, and, later and much more importantly, as one of the biggest Small Beans around. PCPD host and fixture Cristian Ramirez tries to explain to Mike what war is really like on this week's Tales from the Pit.

23 and...we?! Find out all about Cristian's genes, genes in general, and how to make your own Cristian in a petri dish at home.

Metal Gear Solid is batshit insane, but in the best way possible. Take Michael and Adam's hands and let us wade through the nonsense together!

It's a hard-boiled mobster noir bromance from the Coen Brothers! What's not to like? Abe Epperson and Michael Swaim drag you into the metaphorical woods to make you beg for your life, but in a good way, as they delve into the Coens' third masterpiece.

Michael and Jonny bring you the news of the week, both Small Beans and otherwise.

Brace yourself, Rough Stuff is back! Special guest Jamie Loftus leads Bridgett and Sarah on a tour of such diverse topics as braces, back braces, and the never-before-revealed secret recipe for Doritos Soup.

Festering creep, or misunderstood misanthrope? Tom Reimann joins Abe and Michael to dig into the foam-rubber grave of Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!

Katy Stoll returns to the Pit to discuss the loss of beloved pets, and why the heck we keep doing this to ourselves.

Michael and Jonny bring you the news of the week (again), both Small Beans and otherwise.

Adam and Michael discuss the latest installment in the Wad of Gore franchise, Wad of Gore 4: "Boy!" Edition.