White Chocolate NBA Pipecast

The Piped Pipers return to discuss certified coach killer/locker room cancer/high profile bust Lonzo ball and the quickly unraveling, poorly managed Los Angeles Lakers organization. Adam calls Magic Johnson, one of the greatest players in the game's history, an "idiot" while Stav ponders the ways Luke Walton thinking he's a good coach is like a guy who's first girlfriend orgasms very easily thinking he's good at f*cking. We dive further into the sexual histories of Baron Davis and Laura Dern and much more. Sit back, enjoy, and let us pipe ur ears with our lil podcast d*cks

Adam has abandoned the show for south africa, so comedian and former college basketball bench rider Ryan Schutt fills in and helps Stav discuss: an old guys ass cheeks, the ways in which Kyle Lowry resembles a hot chick that doesn't suck d*ck good, and Lowry's backcourt mate, Demar Derozan wins guy who f*cks of the week

gather round the fireplace as the boys give you a little lazy, holiday pipe. We ponder the question- is Enes Kanter playing on the kind of pain killers pornstars take when they're involved in a very large gang bang? Also, our apologies to Enes, who was named Guy Who Fucks of the Week, until we stripped him of the title, mid episode, upon hearing that Baron Davis is laying down some Jurassic Pork on Laura Dern

The boys recap their visit to The Garden, share their feelings about the double jersey retirement of alleged sexual predator Kobe Bean Bryant, and stav advocates for a law that keeps the government out of the business of sick and dying children.

An episode full of instagram model butt cheek descriptions, plus: do the Lopez brothers go to Disney world so much bc they smuggle Molly in Cinderella’s p*ssy? What does the Spurs organization have in common with dating a horny bisexual woman? And congrats to Victor oladipo for winning guy who f*cks of the week for beating up the Cavs, Nuggets, and top shelf IG model cheeks (we recorded this tuesday afternoon but got too high and went to a Knicks game so we didnt post it on time)

The piped pipers are back to lay a little weekend pipe for all our pipettes. We discuss: does JJ Redick get his a$$ eat*n? Do they make a a version of Kyrie's facemask specifically for going down on a squirter? Was Jeremy Lynn's season ending injury caused by black girl magic? We're back early next week with the normal show-- tweet us at @pipecastnba with your questions and nominees for guy who f*cks of the week and give us a 5 star review on itunes if you're a real one

Big Baby Halkias and Buggy Cousins are back together in NYC and the stats and analytics are really flying in this one. Nerlens Noel (a player in the National Basketball association)ate a hot dog. Donovan Mitchell showed his hot dog. Marc Gasol it's quiet for you. Finally, an apology: we mentioned the Pistons and didn't once comment on Stan Van laying pipe. We'll correct that next episode. We're learning and growing every day and trying to be better for you. xoxo

Inaugural Guy Who F*cks of the Week David Fizdale is fired and the boys are none too pleased. Marc Gasol and Grizzlies GM Chris Wallace win "lil d*ck ass mother f*cker who doesn't f*ck" for their role in ousting Fiz and we also talk about Stan Van Gundy freaky friday body switching with Andre Drummond so he can really lay some pipe. We forgot to make fun of the warriors for losing to the Kings but they can suck our nuts, too.

The boys bring you a holiday edition of the pipecast where topics of discussion include: which Ball brother would be the cutest woman? Do NBA players have to soft enter a woman and work their way up to hard during sex? Also, we award our second Guy Who F*cks of the Week honor to Joel Embiid for his metaphorical f*cking of the city of Los Angeles

Another week of expert analysis from the boys as they delve into such questions as: how big is Aron Baynes penis? Is Gabrielle Union's ass the fountain of youth, and if so, why doesn't dwade put his knees in it? Also we start our first recurring segment-- Guy Who F*cks of the Week follow us on twitter @pipecastnba and please keep subscribing and reviewing until we get sponsored by wingstop

Week four and the boys discuss it all: Is Lonzo Ball’s facial hair actually discarded pubes that he glued to his cheeks? Does Robin Lopez want to have sex with benny the bull? Does Khloe Kardashian vagina suck the talent out of players like the monstar’s ball from space jam? Sorry we talked about the b*tch ass lakers so much-- the knicks look incredible too! Go Franky Smokes!

TWO WEEKS INTO THE SEASON AND THE PISTONS ARE ON TOP BABY the boys break down the week 2 action and cover the following questions: What's Stan Van Gundy's secret to success? Does he have a collection of dildos he uses on women bc his dick doesn't work anymore? Does Patrick Beverly play with a very thin layer of shit between his buttcheeks? Would Stav rather bang the portland trailblazer dancers or the orlando magic dancers? Follow us at @pipecastnba and tweet us your questions/pictures of titties

The boys recap an exciting first week of the NBA season with their trademark style of expert analysis. Does Kevin Garnet f*ck good? How was Shaunie Oneal (5'11, 150 pounds) able to withstand Shaq's (7'1 probly like 400 pounds) massive penis? Listen for the answers. Giannis is the best player of all time

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