Polterguys

By the power of The Black Lodge, and the grace of T H E N E T W O R K, your favorite Polterguys are back with a new ep! Voted in this week, a somewhat heavily-requested movie, in 2008's best movie about missing a call, "One Missed Call"! Join Ross & Matty as they find their way through this illogical, plot-hole-filled horror movie, and quickly realize why it has a 0% rating on the internet dot com. Rate, Review, Subscribe, & follow us @PolterguysPOD Sponsored By: T-Mobile

Episode 73 of the Polterguys Podcast packs a bunch of stuff into one thing, much like the movie the boys review this week, "Thirteen Ghosts", or, more properly known as "Thir Thirteen Een Ghosts". After a mysterious package from The N E T W O R K™ arrives in the The Black Lodge, Ross & Matty (and Wooded Glenn) run into some trouble with a new "Handsome Guy" Doll, a Wooded Glenn replica....that might just be a little evil. All that and MORE than 13 ghosts in this week's ep! Sponsored by: Brawny

In this episode, Ross & Matty uncover A LOT. After an attempted trip down memory lane by Ross leads Matty into some wild theories as to WHY and HOW they may be stuck in The Black Lodge, the boys may find the key to getting out, sooner, rather than later... In other news, they also talk dissect the horror movie "Entity", as they very clearly MUST be scraping through the last bit of horror movies left for them to watch... Talk to us: @PolterguysPOD

As voted by YOU, the loyal listeners, AKA the PolterPals™, this week Ross & Matty review relatively unknown horror flick "Dead House". It's a classic home invasion gone wrong story, where the dialogue is worse than anything that's actually going on, plus zombies! The guys also dig into the fact that they may be running OUT of movies to talk about...so could their time in The Black Lodge be coming to an END? Sponsored by: OLD NAVY Join us and help us break free: @PolterguysPOD

After a week where Ross & Matty didn't completely hate the movie the they watched, T H E N E T W O R K decided to choose a movie on their own this week to hopefully bring them back down a bit. In this modern horror movie, a grieving mother decides to try and contact her dead son, and with only 1 RULE in place to do so, she of course breaks that one rule and gets a little more than she bargained for... Sponsored by: 23 And Me JOIN US: @PolterguysPOD

Grab your Meg's, it's a megtastic episode of Polterguys this week as Ross & Matty get gooey and dive into 1988's remake of "The Blob". Listen in, as they tell the story of Meg 1, Meg 2, Meg 3, and of course, Meg 4, as they and their town try to survive the man-eating Blob!!! With a special appearance by Ghostie! Join the conversation: @PolterguysPOD Sponsored by: SlimJim

By the grace of T H E N E T W O R K Ross & Matty are back in action in The Black Lodge this week, and the PolterPals were allowed to vote for the episode once again. This week it's modern horror movie "The Silence", a spoopy tale of survival, as a Mom, Dad, Action Hero Uncle Glenn, Rapper Lil Jube, and the star Kiernan Shipka, battle to quietly survive evil bat-things and most of all...Grandma's farts...

It's a family affair this week on Polterguys, as the higher powers decide to bring Matty's very own human and/or alien BROTHER into The Black Lodge in a whacky turn of events. Luckily, he watched the same exact movie that Ross & Matty were forced to watch this week, the very classic horror movie, Creature From the Black Lagoon. So he downs Ross' GC Sauce™ and sticks around for the full ep! But things take a dark turn at the end as a haunting message from T H E N E T W O R K leaves the boys in shock...

This week Ross & Matty take a trip to Silly Worm Beach™ to watch a movie about killer sand! It's teen drama like you've never heard before, atop an evil beach!!! Matty also takes a trip down human-memory lane to his party days, while Ross finally makes the business pitch of a lifetime. Ross' GC Sauce™ is here! Join the conversation @PolterguysPOD and get some #WoodedGlennUpdates

And we're back! After being visited by a guest in the last episode, things got hectic for Ross & Matty for a couple weeks, but really Matty just spent a lot of time learning more about human culture. But now the boys are back with a fresh new ep to take a bite of, specifically if you're a cannibal, cause this week, gore-filled cannibal flick "The Green Inferno" was voted as the movie to watch. It's a fun-filled ep, including a for sure guest appearance by Director Eli Roth! Sponsored by: Loreal Shampoo

In an unprecedented turn of events, Ross & Matty are joined by A GUEST in The Black Lodge for the first time in MONTHS, and it's none other than their wildlife biologist-adventurer-friend, SAFARI TRIS! After catching up with Tris on all the WILD adventures he's been on since last seeing the Polterguys, he joins them for a slimy tail about killer slugs (somehow) attacking a town, in 1988's best movie (period) SLUGS!

This week Ross & Matty were voted into the spookiest of forests according to movies, THE Forest. Demons, twins, twine, cheezits and ghosts, make up this terrible take on the real-life "Aokigahara" AKA "Suicide Forest" in Japan. Count along with how many times "the forest" is said! @PolterguysPOD #itsatwinthing

After a surprising demonic return caused some chaos at the end of last week's Holiday Ep Spesh, Ross & Matty try to put it behind them and push forward for another episode this week...but there's a lot more in Matty's bowels that need pushing. Anyway, this week, the guys cover 1999's "The Haunting" in a twisting and confusing family tale, that doesn't live up to the now-famed Hill House name.... Join us! @PolterguysPOD

The Polter-Pals™ voted yet again, and it's another luck-less week for Ross & Matty, as their plans to celebrate this year's St. Paddy's Day (demon-free) are halted by having to watch the brand new "Leprechaun Returns" instead. As they drudge through this mistake of a sequel, Ross seems to be a little TOO into the Irish folklore and at the end of this episode, the boys are visited by an old friend....

AND WE'RE BACK! After a 2 week hiatus, Matty found Ross tucked away in a dark corner of The Black Lodge definitely NOT crying over the recent passing of that Mars Rover or whatever, and helped him collect himself as they watched this week's movie, as CHOSEN again, by the PolterPals. It's quite possibly the worst Netflix Original ever, the 2018 sci-fi movie, The Titan.