America's Next Top Best Friend

Dearest next top best friends, fans, and foes: welcome to our FIFTH bonus episode!  we’re covering the only annual fiercee awards, as well as the millionaire matchmaker episodes with clark gilmer and joslyn pennywell! we’re returning to our normal coverage next week (cycle 12!), but for now, enjoy the potato quality of the tyra banks show.

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 11, episodes 11 & 12 including: herring, tyrapost, covergirl commercial, mark vanderloo, shopping spree, whitney, going dutch, pinot noir, windmills, underage drinking, ann shoket, wetslicks, jim de yonkers, and dr seuss runways.

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 11, episodes 9 & 10 including: elina’s real age, tattoos, GO-SEES, tyra the photographer, pirates, glam vs. clean, AMSTERDAM, daphne deckers, prostitution, xenophobia, homophobia, renaissance fairs, the shipping industry, bloomers, and the red light district.

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 11, episodes 7 & 8 including: HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, jim de yonkers, signature poses, MIKE ROSENTHAL, the hunchback of notre dame, binta binta binta, ASWIRL TWINS, the fiercee awards, james st. james, immigrants vs. americans, noni zamboni, covergirl commercial, and ann shoket :(

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 11, episodes 5 & 6 including: digital art, bowling alleys, RUNWAY, thigh gaps vs. bowlegged, bank vaults, jeremy scott, flashing undies, blindfolds, ANN SHOKET, samantha=dorinda, nigel in a wetsuit, cultural differences, and natural disasters.

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 11, episodes 3 & 4 including: benny ninja, extreme posing, racism, truth or dare, micro aggressions, hormone injections. tarina tarantino, misfits, hot air balloons, eye meat, fake boobs, MAKEOVERS, princess party, walmart, and horrible bikinis.

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 11, episodes 1 & 2 including: clark= OG liberty, transphobia, obama, church walks, the magic castle, analeigh bb voice, mall girls, the future, 3 BRITTANYS, alpha/beta jays, MIKE ROSENTHAL, ex machina, marcel the shell, kacey’s glasses, voting, sheena & joslyn our lord & saviors, and arm warmers. 

join us as we recap the tyra show miniseries, modelville, episodes 3 & 4 including: horse girl chic, bathroom bans, cream boutique, camille, tyra’s most traumatic moment, cold readings, lucille bluth, selling cups, shanthrax, paint balloons, renee's reaction, carol’s daughter commercials, and ramona singer.

join us as we recap the tyra show miniseries, modelville, episodes 1 & 2 including: nighttime intruders, carol’s daughter, no offense renee, the tyra show, fatima MIA, nikki blonsky, handmaid’s tale/antm crossover, janet jackson, money in fashion, potato quality, flatotel, therapy, abuse, and fake crying.

SORRY for the scary robot audio at the end! join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 10, episodes 12 & 13 including: the revenant, ann shoket, photography, saleisha, versace, product placement, candy corn, winnie harlow, seventeen magazine, jim de yonkers, lash blast mascara, paparazzi, mullet dresses, winners dress theory, and have fun in europe hillary!

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 10, episodes 10 & 11 including: COVERGIRL COMMERCIAL, gladiators/vikings, mona lisa tyra, modern renaissance, patti lupone, cruella deville, katarzyna pronunciation, the naomi of plus, rigger mortis, anya’s faceplant, house of motolo, and the judges' nemeses.

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 10, episodes 7 & 9 including: CONGRATULATIONS LAURA, golden girls, GO-SEES, brooklyn bridge trolls, pageant girls, PR WEEK, 7up, alice + olivia, fuerza bruta, mike rosenthal, katarzyna neutrogena, there’s something about dominique, immigration, soundbites, jay godfrey, and lauren’s thumb.

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 10, episodes 5 & 6 including: katarzyna jonas, the racial divide, music genres, paint, benny ninja, anna nicole smith, armpit hair, vendela, editing errors,  whitney vs. dominique, a buffy reference, posing, period pain, and russell james/keith urban.

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 10, episodes 3 & 4 including: mini fridges, MAKEOVERS,  apple bottom jeans, walmart, allison vs. fatima, RACISM, stacey ann love, MEAT, covergirl, jaslene, eating disorders, the jaeda paradox, tyravision, elle macpherson, quick changes, and my NEMESIS ann shoket.

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 10, episodes 1 & 2 including: shopping mall struts, isis, katarzyna pronunciation, archetypes, marvita comeback girl, rip kim, FGM, badgley mischka, prep school, posture balance, aimee/amy, homeless youth, scrolling tyra mails, paulina porizkova, and dominique robin wright.