The Secret Life of Weddings

This episode covers the most tacky tip jar (and no it’s NOT for the bar staff!), a bride who can’t turn her neck and rages over the wrong colour succulents in her bouquet, why one of our listeners has an abuse clause in her contract and a couple who planned a double wedding & why it was SUPER selfish! This episode is brought to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry & planning website! Sign up for gorgeous Save The Date Cards, Wedding Invitations and FREE premium wedding websites at http://zola.com/secretlife We want to know more about you guys - our listeners! To help us out, please visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com/survey to answer a few very short anonymous questions - thanks for your help. Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings

In this episode Lisa & Rebecca chat about an overbearing savage German grandma (who thinks buffets are TACKY!), an emergency room visit for a pair of newlyweds with a great sense of humour, an over-the-top patriotic Las Vegas nightmare wedding and the cheating Bride who gave the Groom his "out", a Good Samaritan who helped a couple board their honeymoon cruise on time & tons more dirt! We want to know more about you guys - our listeners! To help us out, please visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com/survey to answer a few very short anonymous questions - thanks for your help. Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings

Episode 55 covers tons of ground - everything from how to make your wedding vendors feel SO LOVED, a controversial argument for abolishing all +1s, a suit’s epic journey, and the most self-centred Maid of Honour EVER, a Taylor Swift engagement tale (which REALLY pisses of Rebecca) and a story you will NEVER FORGET about a pirate themed wedding that got a bit too “relaxed”. We want to know more about you guys - our listeners! To help us out, please visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com/survey to answer a few very short anonymous questions - thanks for your help! This episode is brought to you by Tremendous Tiny - your first stop for handmade paper wedding flowers! From unique paper flower crowns to long-lasting boutonnieres & corsages that stand up to lots of wedding day hugs, Tremendous Tiny has you covered. Don't forget to check out the beautiful embroidery hoops which make a heartfelt & unique gift for a loved one. Visit http://TremendousTiny.com and use promo code SQUEEMS for 10% off your entire purchase! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings

In episode 54 the girls chat about the worst engagement announcement ever (dick pic ring selfie … join our FB Group to see the photo!) #MeanWeddingWishes, a Bride who made her Bridesmaids fight over text for their dresses, a crazy selfish Bride who wasn’t happy even after TWO DESTINATION STAGETTE PARTIES, and a story about a rando girl who crashes a bachelorette weekend party, wedding certificate name frustrations, a surprise SON, flash flood evacuated wedding & more! We want to know more about you guys - our listeners! To help us out, please visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com/survey to answer a few very short anonymous questions - thanks for your help! This episode is brought to you by The Miss To Mrs Bridal Subscription Box - it’s your companion for the wedding planning journey. Every month they will curate and mail a special bridal box filled with must have wedding products as well as surprise items. Some boxes are designed to help you plan and prepare for the big day, while others are designed to pamper you with all kinds of fun bridal swag! Visit http://misstomrsbox.com and use promo code SECRETLIFE for $15 off your first month, which is almost 40% off! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings

This week Lisa & Rebecca chat about an imaginary Fiance, tales from a bridal shop alterationist, a Bride's worst nightmare - the absolute destruction of her wedding gown (eek!), bigamy bust up and surprise ... you're cousins! This episode is brought to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry & planning website! Get your free wedding website & registry at http://zola.com/secretlife Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings

Episode 52 begins with details about Adam Sandler crashing a wedding in Montreal, dishing about an uber sexy burlesque style dance routine performed at a recent wedding, an angry girlfriend who used her shoe to crack a hole into her boyfriend's head, talking crap about the bride while accidentally overheard on the sound system, a Bride who ditches her own reception to go for a romp with the Best Man and so much more! We have new MERCH available! Visit http://secretlifeofweddingmerch.com to check it out. Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show! https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings

Episode 51 covers everything from a Tim Horton's Poutine taste test, what's happening with social media madness & iPad guest obsessions taking over weddings, shit running down a Bridesmaid's leg in a hotel hallway (left turn there, eh?), a gold digging stepmom, a boyfriend who starts shy and ends up as a legend, a wedding crasher who is beyond lame and brings the worst thing ever to a wedding, ex-fiance wine rage, and the list goes on ... and on ... and on ... Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss any of this madness! We have new MERCH available! Visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com/#merch to check it out. This episode is sponsored by Stockholm Rose Designs - makers of the most gorgeous minimalistic jewelry designs. Using ethically sourced eco-metals, Stockholm Rose Designs plants a tree for every newsletter sign-up or jewelry order! For the perfect Bridesmaid / Mother gift, or to find stunning & unique wedding bands, visit http://stockholmrosedesigns.com and use our exclusive promo code SECRET15 for 15% off anything in the store! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show! https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings

Warning: This episode is for hardcore Squeems! We go almost 2.5 HOURS in celebration of our 50th main episode! With rosé wine glass in hand (and the bottle right next to Lisa), we tell juicy stories about a horny bride who couldn't wait...but she hits on a GUEST, not the groom! There's an arrest at a drive-thru window, #WeddingDrama Tweets from Twitter, yet another groomsman who fails spectacularly at every responsibility and SO much more including Lisa's very personal fate-based story about her breakup and subsequently meeting her husband. Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show! https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings

As recently mentioned in The New York Post (Article here: https://nypost.com/2018/06/06/instagram-has-made-bridezillas-worse/) this week's episode features an interview with a SECRET Bridezilla Informant who is dishing her terrible Las Vegas Stagette experience on our NEW feature - The Bridezilla Chronicles! Watch your vicious behaviour Bridezillas - or someone may rat you out on The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast! This episode is brought to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry and planning website! Want $50 credit to start your wedding registry today? Visit this link to get your free money here: http://zola.com/secretlife Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show! https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings

This episode is chock full of the wedding disasters you love! Including stories about a Bride who loved Disney a little TOO much, a wedding guest robber, poorly thought out epically sexual wedding speeches, what happened to a drunk chick when she went into the wrong hotel room (spoiler - it’s SO MUCH WORSE than you think…) and more! This week’s episode is brought to you by Sudio Headphones! We adore our Sudio Regent headphones - they look and sound amazing. To get your own, check out this link and use discount code WEDDINGS for 15% off any purchase: https://goo.gl/18C5eg To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show! https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg

Lisa & Rebecca re-cap on all the Royal Wedding drama, and talk everything from angry Catholic priests to head shaving in the name of love and photo booth sex by a wedding coordinator & the best man! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show! https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg

Love our show? Want to help us make it better? Our content will always be FREE, but if you'd like to support the show and get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron: https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg

Missed Photo Misery, Tormenting The DJ & Vagina Facials? That's all the teaser you're getting this week... This week’s episode is brought to you by Sudio Headphones! We adore our Sudio Regent headphones - they look and sound amazing. To get your own, check out this link and use discount code WEDDINGS for 15% off any purchase: https://goo.gl/18C5eg To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com Love our show? Want to help us make it better? Our content will always be FREE, but if you'd like to support the show and get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron: https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg

Visit our new website & Canada shop (especially made for Americans) so you can buy Jos Louis & delightfully funny / passive aggressively bitchy greeting cards to support the show! http://secretlifeofweddings.com | On episode 44 Rebecca & Lisa officially have Chef Brendeaux on as a guest! He tells the girls all about a wonderfully eccentric winery owner who specialized in magic pyramid power wine (Lisa's now obsessed with getting this wine for the 1 year anniversary of the podcast). We hear a rare story from Lisa (with permission from the bride) about an accidental floral "theft" (LOL), a Bridesmaid's most epic red wine revenge on a super crappy Mother-In-Law & perhaps the most aggressive way to call out a cheating bride on her wedding day! This episode is brought to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry and planning website! Want $50 credit to start your wedding registry today? Visit this link to get your free money here: http://zola.com/secretlife Follow our guest & buddy Chef Brenden (aka Chef Brendeaux) here on Instagram: http://instagram.com/brendeaux To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com Love our show? Want to help us make it better? Our content will always be FREE, but if you'd like to support the show and get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron: https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg

Tinder horror stories & dick pic offers here we come! Since dating is a gateway drug that leads to marriage - it's the dating app extravaganza! In an record-breaking 2.5 hour episode, Lisa & Rebecca are invited over to record this episode on-location at their recently-single friend Veronica's place - the reason? So these 2 out-of-touch married girls can see what all the online dating app fuss is all about! Lisa & Rebecca play matchmaker for Veronica on her phone using Tinder & Plenty of Fish, and tell hilariously horrifying true stories about dating apps along the way. This week’s episode is brought to you by Sudio Headphones! We adore our Sudio Regent headphones - they look and sound amazing. To get your own, check out this link and use discount code WEDDINGS for 15% off any purchase: https://goo.gl/18C5eg To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com Love our show? Want to help us make it better? Our content will always be FREE, but if you'd like to support the show and get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron: https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg