Grand Moff Talkin'

It's another scholarly dive into the literary realm of Star Wars Expanded Universe children's books as the Moffs dive into Isaac's pick: Jedi Apprentice: The Deadly Hunter! Gracefully thread your PLUMP fingers to your podcast app and immerse yourself in the book's sprawling vistas of diners, hotels, and that's basically it. If you think you smell some sauce that's a little too spicy, it's probably this episode of GRAND MOFF TALKIN'. Follow us on Twitter! @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @jacobcrites @rilesbowman You can also e-mail the show at grandmofftalkin@gmail.com Thanks for listenin'! We'll let you listen to us any time. WE LOVE YOU.

Praise the Force Man! It's Part 2 of our Force Listener Questionaganza! The Moffing Talkers get into force prayers, Leia's Force bummer, and all the creeks you can shake a Yaddle at, this week on Grand Moff Talkin'! Follow us on twitter, if that's something you'd be into. @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @jacobcrites @rilesbowman Or email us, but no one ever does. grandmofftalkin@gmail.com Also we have a website now! grandmofftalkin.com Go look at it, it's pretty. Also we might post articles and things later.

With the movies behind them, the Moffing Talkers move onto what truly matters: you. They asked for your questions on the Force, and now they're answering them in the most long-winded, tangential way possible! Plus, the Boyz catch up on all the news (gunray) that's happened in the month since their last recording sesh, such as the departure of Lorde and Frank Miller, The Forces of Destiny's Child, and the latest film from Trevorrow Never Dies. It's the first in a new non-film-discussion era of Grand Moff Talkin! Follow the gang on twitter! @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @jacobcrites @rilesbowman Or you can email us at grandmofftalkin@gmail.com Send in more questions or just say hi and become our twitter friend!

The Moffing Talkers' deep-dive into the Star Wars EU continues with Riley's pick: The Glove of Darth Vader. Enclosed you will discover a MID (Most Imperial Discussion) of acronyms, the plight of SW's (Space Whales), and a yearbook featuring MOM's (Multitude of Moffs). It's time to curl up with a good book...and then close the book so you can listen to this week's episode of E-Eww! Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @eyewreck @rilesbowman You can also email grandmofftalkin@gmail.com but no one ever does that and it's really bumming me out you guys. I might cry soon. :(

It's finally come to this. The final half of our final discussion of the Star Wars films (...until Episode 8). Laughs! Tears! Fears! It's the insult-driven, fart-humor-extravaganza we like to call TFA Part Too! So we made it! But we're not done yet, we got new stuff coming every week still. Don't go anywhere! We recorded a listener question episode already, but we'll always accept more for a future episode! So you can sent those questions to grandmofftalkin@gmail.com or the twitter @grandmofftalkin You can also follow the hosts! @eyewreck @jacobcrites @rilesbowman

It's the beginning of the end (of their movie discussions, anyway) as the GMT Three discuss Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Gets Woke. Riley's love of the opening words of opening crawls continues, Isaac questions Finn's vernacular, and Jake presents an important philosophical question on Star Wars names that may crumble the foundations of over a hundred years of cinematic discourse. It's another Star Wars love-fest on this week's Grand Moff Talkin'! Send us a question or comment by email to grandmofftalkin@gmail.com or you can find us on twitter! @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @eyewreck and @rilesbowman We're gonna record again soon, so now's the time to say hi, we'll be so excited that we'll say hi back on the podcast!

"Star Wars is wonderful even when it's terrible, which brings up to E-Eww," the semi-regular series discussing the so-bad-they're-good entries in the Legends canon. This time Jake gets the rare opportunity to talk for far too long about something as he discusses the unlegendary-Legends entry, "Young Jedi Knights: Return to Ord Mantell." Han! Lowbacca! Jaina! Anakin! Anja! Lil' Kim! DJ 3D-MC! Farms! Mountaineers! Knaars both dog and wall! It's the middle school book report you never asked for on a book you never read, only on Grand Moff Talkin'! If you wanna send a question or somethin', email us at grandmofftalkin@gmail.com or if you wanna tweet at Jake so he sends you the book he's @jacobcrites oh yeah and there's @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck and @rilesbowman too!

Driven by a distressing combination of hubris, boredom, and chicken poison, the Boyz attempt to discuss all three Orginal Trilogy films in one sitting! The mystery of Isaac's trench-run hate is solved! Jake's terrible RotJ opinions are revealed! And Riley is frustratingly reasonable on all points, but Isaac and Jake abuse him anyway. It's mostly Star Wars most of the time on Grand Moff Talkin'! If you'd like to send us a question, or comment, or invite to your wedding, you can email us at grandmofftalkin@gmail.com. You can also follow and talk with us on twitter! @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @jacobcrites and @rilesbowman . Thanks for listening!

When has become now: The GMT Patron Saint himself, Grand Moff Tarkin, formally enters the discussion, and he's shinier than ever! Tarkin! Krennic! K2S-Jokes! It's three buds Talkin' 'bout three of the main ones in round one of Part Two of Rogue One! If you'd like to get in contact with us, specifically to let Riley know he was right about K-2SO being great and that Jake was wrong, email us at grandmofftalkin@gmail.com or you can follow and talk to us on twitter! @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @jacobcrites @rilesbowman

In the first ever Minor Moff Talkin', Riley, Jake, and Isaac introduce a new semi-regular Legends-centric series: E-Eww! Also, the Boyz list the Top 5 things they learned from a certain Rodeo. This episode brought to you by Chef Boyardee Beefaroni Mail Meat! If you'd like to talk to us, or even at us, you can email grandmofftalkin@gmail.com. Or find us on twitter! @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @jacobcrites and @rilesbowman

The Boyz finally agree on the quality of a Star Wars movie in Rogue One: A "The Wars" Story! Is this the best looking Star Wars movie? Is Giacchino's score low-key incredible? Will Jake ever shut up? (No) All this and more on this week's Grand Moff Talktacular! Send any and all questions to grandmofftalkin@gmail.com, or follow us on twitter @grandmofftalkin, @rilesbowman, @jacobcrites, @eyewreck. We love you!

To the relief of Riley and the chagrin of Isaac and Jake, our discussion of the prequel trilogy comes to a close with a sprawling chat about the novelization of Revenge of the Sith, and occasionally even the movie. Does Anakin's fall to the dark side work? Does Palpatine look like a bloated bullfrog? Do we like Star Wars? The answers to all these and more on this week's Grand Moff Talkin'! If you feel the need to contact any of us you can email grandmofftalkin@gmail.com, or find us on twitter @grandmofftalkin, @rilesbowman, @jacobcrites and @eyewreck.

This week, Riley, Jake, and Isaac talk at obscene length about the Kroger VHS smash, Attic of the Clones. Listen in amazement as the three discuss/debate the merits of Ring Theory, the coolness of Dex's diner, and the confusing appearance of a chauvinistic man from the 1940's who keeps popping their studio. It's the most combative episode of Grand Moff Talkin' yet, and we must say, one of the finest we have ever created.

To finish their discussion of The Phantomeness's totality, Riley, Jake, and Isaac debate: Qui-Gon's morality, Shmi's inevitable fatality, and the space battle's banality. It's all "-ality's", all the time on Grand Moff Talkin'!

In the first and worst episode of Grand Moff Talkin', Riley, Jake and Isaac discuss: their 100% mutual love of the prequels, Lego appendage transplants, the unsung heroics of Battle Droid #1 [editor's note: OOM-9], and laborious sports metaphors. It's the mumbling, cross-talking, scene-by-scene breakdown of The Phantom Menace you never asked for or wanted, all for the low price of an hour of your free time!