Watch What Crappens

Timestamps below! There were some pretty amazing fake sob wars on the season finale of Real Housewives of New York, and Giner lied hilariously on Real Housewives of Melbourne. Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag RHONY 21:35 RHOM 1:35:00 We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus content! Download the app! For our own premium feed, bonus episodes and extras, visit http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Wedding vows and cabinets: that's what today's episode is all about. From Shannon and David to Gamble and Wolfie, we've got all the matrimonial bliss (and renewal) covered. And in the middle, we tackle Dolores's journey through a home renovation. Stay strong, D! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:33 - Crappens Mailbag 00:17:02 - Real Housewives of Orange County 01:02:52 - Real Housewives of New Jersey 01:39:56 - Real Housewives of Melbourne Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at https://facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at https://watchwhatcrappens.com

It's all about sandbars and chicken on this episode of "Watch What Crappens." On RHONY, the women are divided over a jaunt to Miami's Sandbar. It nearly overshadows Bethenny's big confrontation with Lu about Tom's photos. Then there's Real Housewives of Melbourne, which sees the fallout of Petitfleur's rejection of Gamble's wedding invite. Also, Janet's step-daughter, Chicken. We love Chicken. Awwww, Chicken. 00:00:00 - Intro 00:08:40 - Crappens Mailbag 00:23:40 - Real Housewives of New York 01:21:36 - Real Housewives of Melbourne Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

Kelly whipped out the C word on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Teresa blinked crazily on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Enjoy! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag 18:30 RHOC 1:07:20 RHONJ We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus content! Download the app! For our own premium feed, bonus episodes and extras, visit http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Reza whipped out the victim tears for the final Shahs of Sunset Reunion, but was foiled by Shervin’s GG coaching. Then it’s off to Melbourne to watch Pettifleur squirm and Lydia try to make sense. Timestamps: 0 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag 17:00 Shahs Reunion Part 2 1:15:00 Real Housewives of Melbourne We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus content! Download the app! For our own premium feed, bonus episodes and extras, visit http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

"Watch What Crappens" is celebrating the highs and lows of humanity (mainly the lows) as we recap the Opening Ceremonies of the Summer Olympics in Rio as well as the "Shahs of Sunset" reunion, Part 1. We'll let you decide which is the high and which is the low. Here are the time codes: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:20 - Crappens Mailbag 00:20:15 - Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part 1 01:05:41 - Olympics Opening Ceremony Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at https://facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at https://watchwhatcrappens.com

Things are about to go overboard — or at least Ramona Singer is. For today's episode, Ronnie and Ben record from the world famous L.A. Improv, and to mark the occasion they tackle the most important subjects of all: "Real Housewives of New York" and "Real Housewives of Melbourne." It's loopy, silly fun. Come listen! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:07 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:16:20 - Real Housewives of New York 01:06:09 - Clear The Flemm 01:08:48 - Real Housewives of Melbourne Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

Shannon and Kelly have it out at an Osh on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County. Also, Teresa reads out loud on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Reza finishes the Shahs of Sunset off by being grosser than usual. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag 22:00 RHOC 1:23:00 RHONJ 1:51:55 Shahs Season Finale Our new show at TuneIn starts next week! Download the app! For our premium feed, bonus episodes and extras, visit http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Below Deck’s Kate Chastain comes back to Crappens to cover the Below Deck Mediterranean Finale and the upcoming season of BD Classic. Also, Real Housewives of New York squabbles on a yacht and Ramona Singer buys some Apple Socks. Enjoy! Find Kate on Twitter and Insta @Kate_Chastain and read her blog at http://aluckycharminglife.com Timestamps: 0 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag: RHOEl Paso 13:37 RHONY Yacht Party 59:43 Kate Chastain interview and Below Deck Med Finale Our new show at TuneIn starts next week! Download the app! For our premium feed, bonus episodes and extras, visit http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Come on knock on our door. We've been waiting for you! It's time to talk about the bonkers fight on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County! Then it's on to MJ's silly renewal party on Shahs of Sunset, and finally, we catch up with Siggy the Sea Monster on Real Housewives of NJ. Come listen! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:46 - Crappens Mailbag 00:22:58 - RHOC 01:08:56 - Shahs of Sunset 01:26:33 - RHONJ Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

So much to talk about today: Melbourne is back! The premiere is tomorrow, but we've got the recap today! Then it's on to the latest exploits of RHONY. Plus, The Bravos and some subpar developments on Below Deck: Med. Great stuff! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:37 - Crappens Mailbag 00:20:35 - The Bravos 00:32:40 - Real Housewives of Melbourne Premiere 01:31:23 - Real Housewives of New York City 02:07:28 - Below Deck Med Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

Timestamps below! Jesus went to a gas station this week to get Ryan’s ex to Vicki’s house to remind RHONJ’s Joe Giudice that he wasn’t resurrected on Christmas. Also, Mike has some shoe dramz on Shahs. Have fun! Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag 24:15 RHOC 1:13:30 RHONJ 1:49:20 Shahs of Sunset Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Timestamps below! Bethenny is shocked at being called cold on this week’s Real Housewives of New York, and Golnessa is shocked that anyone would tell someone in chemotherapy to quit smoking. No one is really shocked on Below Deck Mediterranean, but they iron a lot of stuff anyway. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0 Opening chatter. Toasters, Fabio’s gooseident, and Sheanna from Vanderpump rules what’s butter and what isn’t. 13:30 Crappens Mailback: Mrs. Beador Goes to Washington 34:15 Real Housewives of New York 1:36:15 Shahs of Sunset 1:59:40 Below Deck Med Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Holy Moly! Tre is home for the holidays! "Real Housewives of New Jersey" is back, and not only are the Giudices reunited, but we've got some new faces to hang out with too. First there's Dolores, who we sort of already know, and then Siggy! We love Siggy! Things are looking up for the franchise! Then it's on to Orange County where it's an hour full of highways, beach parties, and leg infections. Fun times! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:47 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:24:13 - RHONJ 01:14:06 - RHOC Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

Ronnie is on vacation; so in his place is Watch What Crappens co-founder Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) to help dish everything from LuAnn to Kathryn. Come listen as we get down and dirty! 00:00:00 -- Intro 00:16:18 — The Matt Whitfield Warm Seat 00:31:12 — Real Housewives of New York City 01:15:42 — Southern Charm 01:39:00 — General Bravo talk Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com