Eat It and Beat It - A Food And Porn Podcast

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! In honor of this great holiday, your hosts DARIO GONZALEZ and CHRIS HONEYWELL bring on their FIRST GUEST - THE HAIR METAL HERO aka THE HAIR METAL HERO aka CHEF BOY HOWDY! You know the FORMAT and you know what day it is, so SIT DOWN AT THE TABLE for a MOTHER'S DAY FEAST!

EAT IT & BEAT IT is BACK, with your hosts DARIO GONZALEZ and CHRIS HONEYWELL ask two primal and universal questions - What exactly defines "PIZZA"? and - What would you do if your CLITORIS was situated in the BACK OF YOUR THROAT? These are the things humanity ponders as it lies on it's back gazing at the night sky and confronting infinity!We hear two tales of PIPE ORGAN RELATED FUN, Chris COMES CLEAN on a past CRIME and Dario get's CAUGHT IN A COCA-COLA SURPRISE! That's right, settle back, RELAX YOUR MUSCLES and prepare for an evening of PIZZA AND DEEP THROAT!

EAT IT & BEAT IT IS BACK! Join your stalwart hosts DARIO GONZALEZ and CHRIS HONEYWELL as they ride the THIN LINE between FOOD and SEX and come out the other side a little fatter and in need of a shower!This month, the boys go BACK TO THE SOURCE, with most people's first food - MILK! THEN - they go back in time to when your porn was held together with STAPLES and the sun never set on the filth because there were TWO, GIGANTIC, SAGGING SUNS! YES - YOU GUESSED IT - we are talking about JUGGS MAGAZINE!!BONUS - Luke Jaconetti invites you to SWEAT AND SALVATION at SAINT FABIAN'S!

Welcome to the PREMIER EPISODE of Eat It & Beat It - the podcast of FOOD AND PORN! This week join Dario Gonzalez and Chris Honeywell as they use the top half of the show to trace their CULINARY OBSESSIONS and then use the bottom half of the show for more NEFARIOUS PURPOSES! HEY - NO SHAME HERE! What happens in Eat It & Beat It STAYS in Eat It & Beat It! Food and porn - two things that get passed down through families!