Bros Before Rose: Men Who Watch The Bachelor

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episodes Four & Five) Another BiP marathon this week and we're here to cover every moment of it! From Tia whining about Colton, to Colton being unsure about Tia, to Tia crying over Colton, to Colton wondering if he should be with Tia, to Tia deciding that she for sure wants to be with Colton even after Raven shows up and tries to ruin things. (That's SO Raven!) Mostly though, we're just sad for poor Grocery Joe. (Come on, Kendall! Make better decisions!)

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episodes Two & Three) Four hours of BiP??? Holy moly, we've got a lot to get through! But the Bros are here for you and this week we deliver commentary on all the crazy BiP antics!

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episode One) If you know us, you know that THIS IS WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR! Welcome to Paradise! We've got it all this week. C-Dog Harry sweeping the beach? Check! Bachelor/Bachelorette rejects desperate for a second chance at fame/love? (Including several none of us remember?) Check! Idiots who fell out of bunk beds wishing they could marry their mother? Check! A Canadian? Check!

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Eleven) This is it!!! The last episode of the season (and last episode before BiP!!!) takes us to The Maldives to see Becca make her final choice! And while the episode didn't have much to offer, we sure do! We've got Friends references, leg-wrap fantasies, listener conspiracies AND we attempt to assemble a metaphorical FIVE LAYER CAKE!!! ALSO... don't forget to support our podcast by sending ONE DOLLAR (that's it!) on Venmo to @brosbeforerose!

Jeff and Shara are back and so is some dude named Christian who was wearing capri pants with his tuxedo! (WHAT?!?!?) We don't know who he is either and Jordan seems to really hate him when the men of this season get together for the annual Men Tell All Episode!

This week, we're in Thailand (don't pretend you know where that is on the globe!) for Fantasy Suites Week with the final three! We watched as ABC filled 100% of the time of a regular episode with 30% of the content! Don't worry though... we had a blast tearing this episode apart and getting into some of the deeper issues of this season!

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Eight) Welcome to our first Skype episode! Matt & Stacy are on vacation in Hawaii so the crew all Skyped in for this one. (So excuse the audio quality!) This was the yearly Hometown episode and while it was a boring as expected, we bring the fun and do our best to make it enjoyable and entertaining for you!

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Seven) The latest episode of The Bachelorette takes us all the way to the Bahamas (decidedly better than Virginia) so we can see Becca squeeze as much innuendo out of the word "conch" as is humanly possible.

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Six) Let's just start with an apology. We're (kinda) sorry for the insanity of this episode! Everything goes off the rails pretty quickly and we can only hope that you'll laugh as much as we did! As for this episode of The Bachelorette, we're in Virginia (why?) and Chris and Lincoln are HUGE idiots. And... that pretty much sums it up!

We're in Las Vegas this week and, even on this season's slashed budget (thanks, Ralph!), we manage to have a little fun! (Very little.) The real news though is that Wayne Newton challenges the guys to write songs and they're horrible; Chris is a whiny baby who should have been sent home; Jordan isn't as bad as some may have thought (though still dumb as a sack of hammers) and David is the worst.

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Four) Jeff is back and the girls got their own microphones! It's a big week around Bros Before Rose and we've got LOTS to discuss! (Including Jordan saying a ton of really insanely stupid stuff.)

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Three) Richard Effing Marx. What else is there to say? Okay, fine. We'll say more. In this episode, Jeff is missing so Matt is a lone bro discovering what it means to be a Wilhelmina model who wears nail polish and got 4,000 matches on Tinder in 2017 alone.

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Two) In this second episode of the season, we find that we were wrong about SO many of the assumptions and judgements we made after the first episode.

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode One) Yup... we're back! The bros and their wives record this season premiere on their vacation. (That's how much the love you!)

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episodes Eleven & Twelve) Any goodwill Arie created for himself last week was pretty much burnt to the ground this week as he finished up the season by proving that he's not only the most boring Bachelor contestant but maybe the most horrible as well. (As bad as Juan Pablo? Maybe!)