The Megan and Rachel Show

It's spring cleaning time! We know you are ready to throw open the windows and let in the fresh air. We've got a big ol' list of 50 things you need to throw out to help you get a jump start on this year's spring purge.

Because we don't always mean what we say exactly how we say it...translation for the most popular "bless your heart" remarks.

This is the test. Are you really a 90's girl?

Girls, it has to stop. Crazy brows, practice selfies, ill-fitting bras. And all that jazz. www.themeganandrachelshow.com

Welcome to Megan and Rachel's very first Five Minute Friday. This week, we spend our five minutes sharing a little wisdom about things not to say to a mom. Should be common sense, but uhhhh, well, you know.

Join Megan and Rachel as they find out where they land on the all-popular Enneagram personality test - and take a guess at which of the nine types suits you and the people in your life.

All of the things are digging now. Books, songs, podcasts, tv shows, celebrities, home decor, beauty products, Web sites, hobbies, life hacks, Netflix binges. All of it.

We asked you to send us your embarrassing moments and y'all let loose. We are still laughing our faces off.

Motherhood is jam packed full of euphoric moments. Until it's not.

We all have a bucket of things we want to dump out of our lives (helllllo, trashy tv) and a few things we want to squish in (real-life friends). Oh, and Megan fainted in public again. Just wanted to throw that out there.

Join Megan and Rachel as they jet across the USofA to visit the beautiful and stylish people of Austin and Waco, TX. Big shout out to this week's sponsor, Kaleidoscopes Indoor Playground in Shelbyville, KY. This place has it all - a two story slide, a lego room, a climbing wall and so much more. Bring your kids by to run and play their little hearts out. The dates for their next Nerf War Games are February 25 (just a few slots left) and March 18 from 5 to 8 p.m. The cost is just $15, which includes admission and a meal. They also have a spring break camp, an opportunity your kiddos to enjoy games, create arts and crafts, explore science and HAVE FUN! Space is limited, so call 502-437-2261 or visit kaleidoscopesplayground.com to reserve your spot today.

This is one of those conversations between friends where everyone ends up in tears.

If facebook doesn't make you want to gouge your eye out with a ticonderoga pencil, nothing will. This week, Megan and Rachel give the run-down on all of the savory and shifty characters you will undoubtedly encounter on the social media site.

In this episode, Megan and Rachel fly their freak flags at full mast. Listen in as they uncover all of their strange habits and tendencies, along with a few little goodies from their listeners. This week's sponsor is Coach Betsy Smith, a certified life coach who specializes in working with moms of pre-teen and teen girls to help their daughters prepare emotionally for the teen years and beyond. Coach Betsy is offering M+R Show listeners a free 30 minute phone session. Find out more on her Web site - www.coachbetsy.com.

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