Premier League Rant!

The Prem is a gem ladies and germs. Here's the running order for your convenience: [00:00] GAMES IN HAND PLAYED: Coming up on the FINALE we go through the major games played mid-week, notably a classic farewell to Upton Park where West Ham treat us to a thrilling comeback to a teetering Manchester United. This might spell the end for old LVG. The relegation race comes to a climactic end with an astounding win for Sunderland that see's them bid farewell to rivals Newcastle. A special touching (yes, touching) interview with Dave, a Sunderland fan of over 60 years, at the moment of triumph. Oh, and almost forgot a mid-table matchup between Liverpool and Chelsea F.C. ;p [41:00] WEEK 38 PREVIEW: The major games spotlit as we break down the permutations going into the last SUPER SUNDAY of the 2015/2016 season of the Premier League. There is still a huge fight for Europe and the possibilities can get pretty hairy. [47:00] MONEY BET$: Shuk is back with 5 games for this week. He looks to bounce back as his unbelievable streak came to an end, going 2/4 last week (still not bad actually). Catch his top picks for this week. [51:00] FANTASY TIPS: Roach is killing it. Absolutely killing it on Fantasy. He gives you his last minute tips if you're fighting for position you must take heed to this wiz. We all hate him actually. Seriously, he always wins. Oh yes and Don Moyes. Enjoy :) Tweet us @RantKings

For today, we have a recap of an epic top 4 battle for the Champions League spots. Arsenal in better shape but Manchester City in fear of leaving a Europa bound team for the great Pep Guardiola to talk into. Manchester United do it ugly, but now have the top 4 in their hands. On the other end of the table Sunderland take the upper hand with one win needed in their next two fixtures. The great escape part 3 for them. All that and reflecting on of course Leicester City's magnificent celebrations on their home turf. ONLY 1 MORE GAME WEEK LEFT. Oh ya, and Mark Clattenburg stops by and blows off some steam. Enjoy :) Tweet us @RantKings

The Finals in Champions League and Europa are upon us folks. Premier League still has some life left with the battle for top spots and relegation escapees. Plus Weekly Bets and Fantasy Tips, here's the running order for your convenience: [00:00] EUROPEAN KNIGHTS. We basque in Spanish glory (sorry pretty bad pun there) as we get set for an all Madrid Final. Manchester City beat themselves to sleep but Bayern on the other hand got an old fashioned C-Block from the little engine that could...Atletico Madrid. Europa League sees Sevilla reach the Final AGAIN, but Klopp's Liverpool just chomped their way through Villarreal with their sights set on spoiling another Spanish affair. [25:30] HORSESH*T RUMORVILLE. All the latest transfer rumors coming from Newspapers in Europe. Some are legit and some are....well frankly complete horsesh*t. But it doesn't mean we can't dream. [31:00] 5 MINUTES OF FANTASY. Our leading fantasy sports expert breaks down his picks of the week. So far he's just been on fire. [38:00] MONEY BETS. One of the most consistent picks you can find. He's never lost more than 1 pick a week out of his total weekly picks. Unreal. This week we've got 5 picks for your degenerated pleasure. [43:40] PREMIER LEAGUE WEEK 37 PREVIEW. Although Leicester City have officially won the Barclay's Premier League this season, there is much to play for the rest of the teams. Manchester United, Manchester City, and West Ham Chase that coveted Champions League Spot. Arsenal have a long shot at catching a crashing Tottenham Hotspur. The relegation battle is close as ever with one team out of Newcastle, Sunderland and Norwich able to see survival with 2 GAME WEEKS LEFT. THAT ALL FOLKS. Enjoy :) Tweet us @RantKings

Magical. Unbelievable. Once in a lifetime. Leicester City F.C. has defied all the odds and much to the chagrin of Tottenham Hotspur fans, have won the Premier League Season. Finishing above Manchester City, Chelsea F.C., Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool F.C., and the rest of the Barclay's Premier League. This is a pure miracle backed by hard work and Claudio Ranieri's secret pizza sauce. We take some time and pay homage to this lovely team, the games in Week 36 that led up to it including the cage match at Stamford Bridge that helped Leicester City secure the Championship. After all the plaudits for Leicester we take a look at the other happenings in Week 36, particularly the race for TOP 4, Arsenal fans filing for divorce from Wenger, and the juicy relegation battle between Newcastle F.C., their arch rivals Sunderland and Norwich City. Last but not least we preview this week's Champions League Semi-Final (leg 2) games where Atletico Madrid travel to Bayern Munich with a goal advantage and Manchester City face Real Madrid with not much hang on to. Enjoy :) Tweet us @RantKings

Things are heating up at the tail end of the season. We have our full Thursday variety show for everyone. Here's the running order for your convenience: [00:00] CHAMPIONS LEAGUE & EUROPA SEMI FINALS. Atletico Madrid out-passion Bayern Munich in Spain. Manchester City bore Real Madrid to a telling nil-nil. Villarreal sink Liverpool reds before they return the Anfield with a slight advantage. [29:00] HORSESH*T RUMORVILLE. All the latest transfer rumors coming from Newspapers in Europe. Some are legit and some are....well frankly complete horsesh*t. But it doesn't mean we can't dream. [43:30] 5 MINUTES OF FANTASY. Our leading fantasy sports expert breaks down his picks of the week. So far he's just been on fire. [50:30] MONEY BETS. One of the most consistent picks you can find. He's never lost more than 1 pick a week out of his 4 total weekly picks. Unreal. [55:00] WEEK 36 PREMIER LEAGUE PREVIEW. Things are coming to a dramatic end with Leicester City needing one win from the remaining 3 games and they visit Manchester United in Old Trafford this weekend. Tottenham tries to keep up but they face their London rivals Chelsea who are extra motivated to keep the title out of Spurs' hands. The relegation battle is close as ever with Newcastle, Sunderland and Norwich all facing tough opposition this weekend. We break it all down for ya. Enjoy :) Tweet us @RantKings

Nymma and Borna return from Coachella jaded with a traditional quick-fire Monday show for you. Today we talk major points with ONLY 3 GAMES LEFT in the Premier League! Leicester prove they are not a one-man-show when highest scorer Jamie Vardy sits out to watch them trample a half-cocked Swansea City. Rafa rescues a point at his old stomping grounds in Liverpool with an inspiring comeback. Tottenham flop to a West Brom team who looked to take an early holiday before this game. Finally Manchester United steal a place in the FA CUP FINAL at the dying minutes of their semi-final against Everton. Follow us @RantKings on twitter and to see Nymma's vine referenced in the show his handle is @nymma1

It's winding down, WEEK 34 (of 38) IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS DONE. Some lovely midweek games, here how the show is broken down for you today: [00:00] Mid-week ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE WRAP UP. We talk an embarrassing merseyside derby for EVERTON as their cross town rivals LIVERPOOL swat them away like flies. TOTTENHAM, with an all star performance from Harry Kane and Dele Alli show and prove they are a massive title force not to be reckoned with. NEWCASTLE UNITED have woken up after being kissed by prince charming (aka Rafa Benitez) and give MANCHESTER CITY a run for their oil money. MANCHESTER UNITED grind another 3 points, and more. [23:30] HORSESH*T RUMORVILLE. Antoine Griezmann to CHELSEA or MANCHESTER UNITED? Andre Shurrle to TOTTENHAM. Hatem Ben Arfa to LIVERPOOL. Harry Kane to REAL MADRID or BAYERN MUNICH? Rumors are going buck wild at this time of the season. Gundogan even linked to a move to MANCHESTER CITY while Arteta is rumored to be going to TOTTENHAM....AS COACH? WTF. All of these top horsesh*t narratives in the English Press are discussed and more. [40:30] FIVE MINUTES OF FANTASY. Your weekly Fantasy Premier League tips all in 5 concise minutes from our expert. [47:00] MONEY BETS. Our expert degenerate tells you what to put your dollars on for the coming games and what to stay away from. Last week Shuk lost only 1 out of his 4 predictions. [51:00] EPL WEEK 35 PREVIEW. We talk LEICESTER CITY'S battle to remain top spot with their star Jamie Vardy is confirmed to be suspended for 2 games! NEWCASTLE try to bring the spirit of Rafa back when they travel to LIVERPOOL. SUNDERLAND face their relegation fears when they host a faltering ARSENAL. MANCHESTER CITY host a limp STOKE CITY. Tweet us @RantKings ENJOY.

Your instant 30 minute take on WEEK 34, Premier League Football Review. Only 4 more game weeks! Our resident Chelsea Blue Nymma goes on the rant of all rants after watching a pitiful display from his team when they hosted, and subsequently lost to Sergio Aguero and Manchester City. Nymma also has found a new alarm clock involving animal copulation. Leicester drop points but are still holding heads high as they saw a royal rumble with West Ham United. Arsenal can't get anymore Arsenal can they? Newcastle makes the first step towards safety on Rafa Benitez's 56th Birthday but are facing a resurgent Sunderland after their 6-pointer against Norwich. Manchester United continue their bipolar season and say goodnight to Aston Villa. All that and more! Tweet us @RantKings on anything Premier League Soccer

It's been an unbelievable week for world football. We have a packed show for you today. Here's the rundown: [00:00 - 35:00] REVIEW all of the drama of the wonderful European Champions League: Barcelona sent packing at the hands of Atletico Madrid. Manchester City upset PSG. Real Madrid and Ronaldo come through big time against German opposition. Our local Liverpool Fanboy basks in one of the greatest comebacks in Europa League history when they faced Dortmund at Anfield. Lastly a quick word about Manchester United and their quest for FA Cup glory overcoming tough West Ham United opposition. [35:00 - 50:00] HORSESH*T RUMORVILLE. All the transfer gossip rounded up from the papers in Europe are discussed. Zlatan, Lukaku, Mourinho and more. [50:00 - 55:00] FIVE MINUTES OF FANTASY. Your weekly Fantasy Premier League tips all in 5 concise minutes from our expert. [55:00 - 61:00] MONEY BETS. Our expert degenerate tells you what to put your dollars on for the coming games and what to stay away from. Last week he hit 4 out of 5. [61:00] PREVIEWS of the major games in the Premier League this coming week. Only 5 weeks left!!

A quick Monday 30-minute Premier League Review of Week 33. Only 5 more game weeks left!! Leicester and Tottenham keep pace while Arsenal can all but count themselves out of the title race thanks to a stubborn West Ham United who harness the power in Andy Carroll's man bun. Newcastle has no heart left. We certainly hope they stay up but their players don't seem to share the same sentiment. We bid long kiss goodnight to Aston Villa while Manchester City have a little help from an Abby Wambach lookalike. Everton's honeymoon with Roberto Martinez is over. All that and more in our Week 33 Premier League Review. Tweet us @RantKings Hosts: Borna, Nymma, Roach and Shuk

A very special variety show for you today, we keep it moving. 00:00 - We start by reviewing Champions League (Barcelona v. Atletico, Real Madrid v. Wolfsburg, PSG v. Manchester City). El Kloppico (Liverpool v. Dortmund) is discussed as well to round up European Football action. 20:30 - Horsesh*t Rumorville train, all aboard! We go through all of the papers in England and around Europe to gather all of the horsesh*t transfer rumors and discuss the validity (or lack thereof) of Ronaldo and Zlatan going to Manchester United, Pogba moving to Spain, James Rodriguez in England, while Eden Hazard goes leaves Chelsea and Alvaro Morata becomes a gunner at Arsenal. Yeah right? 36:00 - 5 Minutes of Fantasy Premier League Tips to keep you in the game. 41:00 - New segment from proven money maker Shuk on what to put a few dollars on in the coming Premier League games. 49:30 - Premier League Week 33 Preview Tweet us @RantKings Happy Birthday Mezz

A recap of the major talking points after week 32 of the Premier League. This week's Game Spotlights: Tottenham Hotspurs travel to Liverpool to face Jurgen Klopp's Reds. Some choice words for Liverpool's defense in our discussion. Leicester City with yet another 1-0 win. We are in utter disbelief at this team's belief. We break down the controversial hand-ball rulings along with Leicester's very realistic quest for the title. A quick word on Zidane and his expectations there in Real Madrid after El Clasico as well as a shout out to Pato from our resident Chelsea Blue Boy. We miss Rebecca Lowe :( Follow us on Twitter @RantKings

FINALLY. THE PREM IS BACK. ONLY 8 GAMES LEFT. Every game is previewed, most notably LIVERPOOL VS. TOTTENHAM. The big title is at stake with Tottenham 5 points behind Leicester. Roach is confident of the reds. We answer a question posed by @DynamicDusa - What is MANCHESTER UNITED'S BEST 11 when everyone is fit? Tough one. We also look forward to EL CLASICO and... Last but not least we take a trip to HORSESH*T RUMORVILLE where the plausibility of all of the end-of-the-season horsesh*t rumors from the press are discussed. Some good ones in there (and by good we mean complete horsesh*t). GET @ US ON TWITTER @RANTKINGS RUNNING ORDER: 0:00 Premier League Preview 35:00 Manchester United Best 11 43:00 El Clasico 46:00 Horsesh*t Rumorville

This week the gang deals with the International Break Blues. Aside from Nymma entertaining us with some funny stories of his week without the Premier League and his undying love for Gal Gadot (the new Wonderwoman), we talk about the new and improved England squad and their amazing 3-2 comeback against Germany, Team USA & Klinsmann feeling the heat after losing 2-0 against Guatemala in the World Cup Qualifiers, and also the Transfer Rumors involving Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Romelu Lukaku and "Tebow" Courtois. We leave off with a quick word on the late, great Johan Cruyff. Holler at us @RantKings on Twitter.

This week we have a fresh review of the Premier League hours after the games concluded. We talk Manchester Derby and their top 4 implications. The relegation battle heats up with the tyne-wear derby where Rafa Benitez's Newcastle face Sunderland at home. Liverpool and Southampton had an amazing 3-2 cracker. Leicester eek through while Tottenham make a statement to keep pace for the title. All that and more.