The Grave Plot Podcast

This one is for the ladies. We review two movies with female leads, American Mary, about a med school student who turns to a dark underworld, and Nurse, about a... well, nurse, who brings a dark underworld to the surface. Both feature women who are a little south of normal. We also give you the business. Horror Business, that is. We catch you up on the latest from Rob Zombie and Bret Easton Ellis, provide updates on the Goosebumps movie and Comes the Krampus!, and tell you why the remake of Pet Sematary is going to be god-awful, which leads into a whole spiel about Hollywood stomping all over the horror genre. On top of all that, we introduce you to the new John Constantine, give you the latest on Ghostbusters III, break down Penny Dreadful, and tell you what Eli Roth is up to these days. If that's not enough, we also tell you about Utero and warn you of the dangers of Zombeavers. Take a listen, I think you'll like what you hear. ...ladies.

This one is for the ladies. We review two movies with female leads, American Mary, about a med school student who turns to a dark underworld, and Nurse, about a... well, nurse, who brings a dark underworld to the surface.  Both feature women who are a little south of normal. We also give you the business. Horror Business, that is.  We catch you up on the latest from Rob Zombie and Bret Easton Ellis, provide updates on the Goosebumps movie and Comes the Krampus!, and tell you why the remake of Pet Sematary is going to be god-awful, which leads into a whole spiel about Hollywood stomping all over the horror genre.  On top of all that, we introduce you to the new John Constantine, give you the latest on Ghostbusters III, break down Penny Dreadful, and tell you what Eli Roth is up to these days.  If that's not enough, we also tell you about Utero and warn you of the dangers of Zombeavers. Take a listen, I think you'll like what you hear. ...ladies.

We let you guys pick our reviews and, quite frankly, you boned us! We take on the winners of the award, Wrong Turn and The Video Dead. They were... not well received. But some good news, we did get to interview the man in charge of the makeup competition at Crypticon Seattle, Rob Buchta. It was a fun interview and Rob gave us lots of good info. We can't wait to see him again at the event. In Horror Business, we discuss the latest on Beetlejuice 2 and the upcoming remake of It, as well as Wolves, Cell, and a movie based on R.L. Stine's Goosebumps books. In addition, we tell you about the Psycho house, which is in disarray. There is a petition out there to have it restored, we suggest you sign it. We hope you enjoy this show, since you helped create it. If you don't like it, you only have yourself to blame! Cheers!

We let you guys pick our reviews and, quite frankly, you boned us! We take on the winners of the award, Wrong Turn and The Video Dead. They were... not well received. But some good news, we did get to interview the man in charge of the makeup competition at Crypticon Seattle, Rob Buchta. It was a fun interview and Rob gave us lots of good info. We can't wait to see him again at the event. In Horror Business, we discuss the latest on Beetlejuice 2 and the upcoming remake of It, as well as Wolves, Cell, and a movie based on R.L. Stine's Goosebumps books. In addition, we tell you about the Psycho house, which is in disarray. There is a petition out there to have it restored, we suggest you sign it. We hope you enjoy this show, since you helped create it. If you don't like it, you only have yourself to blame! Cheers!

And you thought YOU had bad hemorrhoids. OI! There's something up Duncan's butt, and his name is Milo! Bad Milo! Like the name of the movie we review this episode! We give you our take on this heart-warming, thought-provoking tale of a man and his ass-demon. In addition, we also break down the all-too-real viral video thriller, The Upper Footage. We give you all the info on this movie that had an almost four year ramp-up before it was released, not to mention all the controversy surrounding it, involving everyone from Quentin Tarantino to Mark Cuban. In the latest Horror Business, we give you the first details on Paranormal Activity 5, tell you why you should contact your local cable provider about FearNet, compare ourselves to legendary filmmakers, and break down the greatest found footage concept in history; realty porn horror. We also discuss the latest casting choices for Rosemary's Baby, discuss the trailer for Dead Snow: Red vs. Dead, and catch Cooties. Plus yet another new film from self-proclaimed "former filmmaker" Kevin Smith is in the works, the CW is ordering two new horror-themed shows, fans are remaking Resident Evil 2, tiny little vampires are coming and you can be a part of Hellions. All this and more awaits, so press the triangle now! Press it! More exclamation points!

And you thought YOU had bad hemorrhoids.  OI! There's something up Duncan's butt, and his name is Milo!  Bad Milo!  Like the name of the movie we review this episode!  We give you our take on this heart-warming, thought-provoking tale of a man and his ass-demon. In addition, we also break down the all-too-real viral video thriller, The Upper Footage.  We give you all the info on this movie that had an almost four year ramp-up before it was released, not to mention all the controversy surrounding it, involving everyone from Quentin Tarantino to Mark Cuban. In the latest Horror Business, we give you the first details on Paranormal Activity 5, tell you why you should contact your local cable provider about FearNet, compare ourselves to legendary filmmakers, and break down the greatest found footage concept in history; reality porn horror.  We also discuss the latest casting choices for Rosemary's Baby, discuss the trailer for Dead Snow: Red vs. Dead, and catch Cooties.  Plus yet another new film from self-proclaimed "former filmmaker" Kevin Smith is in the works, the CW is ordering two new horror-themed shows, fans are remaking Resident Evil 2, tiny little vampires are coming and you can be a part of Hellions. All this and more awaits, so press the triangle now!  Press it!  More exclamation points!

Oh hey, I didn't see you there. The evolution of the show continues as we bust out some brand new microphones (we're still figuring them out so the first half of the episode is a little wonky), and rename the news and rumors section. The newly dubbed "horror business" section contains updates on the Rosemary's Baby miniseries, plus a breakdown of all the other horror TV programs coming soon. And while we're on the subject, we also talk about some rumors concerning the next season of American Horror Story. We also cuss out Platinum Dunes (and Michael Bay specifically... again) for their attempted continued fuck-up of the Friday the 13th franchise and discuss the potential of a True Blood movie, much to our chagrin.  Not only that, but we catch you up on the Poltergeist remake (Sam Rockwell, y'all!), give you the latest on Muck and Carrie, and introduce you to the Elm Street fan film series Krueger.< Our reviews cover a pair of found footage movies and we discuss the genre as a whole (spoiler alert: we're over it).  We discuss the new pregnancy film Devil's Due, about - shock - a couple giving birth to the antichrist.  We also review the newest in the Paranormal Activity series, The Marked Ones.  It's just like a regular Paranormal Activity movie, but without all the white people. We just happened to be recording the whole time, and the recordings have now been unearthed and shared with the world.  Listen close, you might hear something you didn't expect.  Or not. The word of the day is "shoehorn."

Oh hey, I didn't see you there. The evolution of the show continues as we bust out some brand new microphones (we're still figuring them out so the first half of the episode is a little wonky), and rename the news and rumors section. The newly dubbed "horror business" section contains updates on the Rosemary's Baby miniseries, plus a breakdown of all the other horror TV programs coming soon. And while we're on the subject, we also talk about some rumors concerning the next season of American Horror Story. We also cuss out Platinum Dunes (and Michael Bay specifically... again) for their attempted continued fuck-up of the Friday the 13th franchise and discuss the potential of a True Blood movie, much to our chagrin. Not only that, but we catch you up on the Poltergeist remake (Sam Rockwell, y'all!), give you the latest on Muck and Carrie, and introduce you to the Elm Street fan film series Krueger. Our reviews cover a pair of found footage movies and we discuss the genre as a whole (spoiler alert: we're over it). We discuss the new pregnancy film Devil's Due, about - shock - a couple giving birth to the antichrist. We also review the newest in the Paranormal Activity series, The Marked Ones. It's just like a regular Paranormal Activity movie, but without all the white people. We just happened to be recording the whole time, and the recordings have now been unearthed and shared with the world. Listen close, you might hear something you didn't expect. Or not. The word of the day is "shoehorn."

Happy new year! We are ready to go big in 2014 and it all starts here. We have our first ever interview, with the writer and director of Contracted (which we reviewed in episode 5), Mr. Eric England. Eric breaks down not only Contracted, but also his previous film Madison County, plus he tells us about what the future holds for him, and agrees to have a beer with us. We also unearth a bunch of news, including rumors of yet another film from self-proclaimed "former filmmaker" Kevin Smith, the latest sequel news for Woman In Black and Dead Snow, plus yet another Amityville movie. On top of all that, we discuss Simon Pegg's latest horror-comedy A Fantastic Fear of Everything, as well as the Christian anti-porn horror The Lock In. Yes, that's a real thing. We also were able to dig up some television news about The Walking Dead and an upcoming miniseries based on The Mist. As usual, we have two movie reviews for you. This episode we picked You're Next and the latest installment in the Child's Play series, Curse of Chucky. Plus, Taylor has not one but two rants about "kids these days," Tony takes the lord's name in vain, and we make three different references to Entourage. So come play with us. We're your friends 'til the end.

Happy new year!  We are ready to go big in 2014 and it all starts here. We have our first ever interview, with the writer and director of Contracted (which we reviewed in episode 5), Mr. Eric England.  Eric breaks down not only Contracted, but also his previous film Madison County, plus he tells us about what the future holds for him, and agrees to have a beer with us. We also unearth a bunch of news, including rumors of yet another film from self-proclaimed "former filmmaker" Kevin Smith, the latest sequel news for Woman In Black and Dead Snow, plus yet another Amityville movie.  On top of all that, we discuss Simon Pegg's latest horror-comedy A Fantastic Fear of Everything, as well as the Christian anti-porn horror The Lock In.  Yes, that's a real thing.  We also were able to dig up some television news about The Walking Dead and an upcoming miniseries based on The Mist. As usual, we have two movie reviews for you.  This episode we picked You're Next and the latest installment in the Child's Play series, Curse of Chucky.  Plus, Taylor has not one but two rants about "kids these days," Tony takes the lord's name in vain, and we make three different references to Entourage. So come play with us.  We're your friends 'til the end.

Welcome to the first ever Grave Plot Podcast Christmas Special! We've got a stocking stuffed with news for you including some casting updates on the From Dusk Till Dawn television show, a possible Rosemary's Baby miniseries, updates on World War Z 2 and Eli Roth's The Green Inferno, and news on another horror movie in the works from Kevin Smith. We also discuss how to make a remake right, plus give you our top moments of 2013. If that's not enough for you, we've got two Christmas-related reviews for you to unwrap.  Both movies are about a ho, ho, homicidal Santa Claus, with our choices being Santa's Slay, starring former WWE wrestler Bill Goldberg, and Sint (aka Saint aka Saint Nick), which portrays Santa as an undead bishop who kidnaps and kills children on December 5th. So put on your footie pajamas, grab a cup of hot cocoa and get ready as we spread some Christmas cheer fear.

Welcome to the first ever Grave Plot Podcast Christmas Special! We've got a stocking stuffed with news for you including some casting updates on the From Dusk Till Dawn series, a possible Rosemary's Baby television show, an update on World War Z 2, and another horror movie in the works from Kevin Smith. We also discuss how to make a remake right, plus give you our top moments of 2013. If that's not enough for you, we've got two Christmas-related reviews for you to unwrap. Both movies are about a ho, ho, homicidal Santa Claus, with our choices being Santa's Slay, starring former WWE wrestler Bill Goldberg, and Sint (aka Saint aka Saint Nick), which portrays Santa as an undead bishop who kidnaps and kills children on December 5th. So put on your footie pajamas, grab a cup of hot cocoa and get ready as we spread some Christmas cheer fear.

We're back and we've dug up another grave plot of goodness for you to enjoy. We've got some more Beetlejuice 2 rumors for you, plus talks of Friday the 13th 2 and Child's Play 7. Or how about some remake news? Well, we got Day of the Dead to talk about. Plus we catch you up on Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones and news on the super-exciting Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark movie. If all that isn't enough for you, we've also got two reviews of movies featuring stinking, rotting, undead corpses. First up is the independent flick Contracted about a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, followed by 2009's The Revenant, about an army soldier who doesn't stay dead. So join us, won't you? We accept you. Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, one of us.

We're back and we've dug up another grave plot of goodness for you to enjoy. We've got some more Beetlejuice 2 rumors for you, plus talks of Friday the 13th 2 and Child's Play 7. Or how about some remake news? Well, we got Day of the Dead to talk about. Plus we catch you up on Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones and news on the super-exciting Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark movie. If all that isn't enough for you, we've also got two reviews of movies featuring stinking, rotting, undead corpses. First up is the independent flick Contracted about a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, followed by 2009's The Revenant, about an army soldier who doesn't stay dead. So join us, won't you? We accept you. Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, one of us.

We're back and we've dug up another grave plot of goodness for you to enjoy. We've got some more Beetlejuice 2 rumors for you, plus talks of Friday the 13th 2 and Child's Play 7. Or how about some remake news? Well, we got Day of the Dead to talk about. Plus we catch you up on Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones and news on the super-exciting Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark movie. If all that isn't enough for you, we've also got two reviews of movies featuring stinking, rotting, undead corpses. First up is the independent flick Contracted about a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, followed by 2009's The Revenant, about an army soldier who doesn't stay dead. So join us, won't you? We accept you. Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, one of us.