Dead Piett Society

This week the gang talk about their big screen viewing of Die Hard as well as Al’s double helping of big news, Ed’s response to a complaint about his previous Crossy Road comments and the book that Kitty read in just two sittings. Show Notes: 2:30 – Al’s big news 6:50 – Ed’s ailments 11:02 – Die Hard 14:11 – A Crossy Road update 17:45 – Al’s Best – SModcast “Rickqiuem” 21:20 – Al’s Best – Delayed Replays by Liz Prince 23:36 – Kitty’s Best – The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins 27:32 – Kitty’s Worst – Motherhood Challenge 30:13 – Ed’s Worst – Self published wrestling books  32:40 – Ed’s Best – Chris (Simpsons Artist)  38:40 – Totton Bull 41:30 – Life’s a Beach 43:37 – 3D printed babies? 48:21 – Fine, steal my car 51:30 – Tiny Kox 56:43 – Horse Photo 1:01:54 – Kit Kat Kontroversy 1:06:21 – EasyFoodStore Feeding BritCaster.com

A previously unheard combination of Al, Kitty & JP get their podcast on. Topics include cats, dogs, the (literal) darkness of North Korea and the possibility of doing the show from Las Vegas! We’re a day late this week due to everyone feeling a little under the weather on Monday. We’ll also be a day late next week as we’re off to watch a special screening of Die Hard! Show Notes: 2:10 – Kitty’s Injury 4:42 – Battlefront 9:34 – Lottery / Vegas 13:12 – Al’s Job Update 15:36 – A correction on the Helter Skelter story 18:33 – JP’s Best – Dog Runner 20:10 – Al’s Best – Another Dog Runner 21:31 – Kitty’s Best – Not Today 25:02 – Al’s Big Face 26:18 – Twitter / Cineworld / Ride Along 2 28:50 – Korea 30:56 – Embalmed Poker Player 33:54 – Johnny Be Good 37:30 – Driving at 10 41:50 – Making a Murderer / Serial 44:17 – Scott Mills & possible future guests 47:40 – Fried fillet of cardboard 50:37 – Wax on, wax off 51:51 – Spoons 54:39 – Draw! 56:25 – Feed me less

This week Al, Ed & Kitty discuss the Star Wars “Anthology” films, The Vanilla Ice Project and the Euthanasia Coaster. Plus Ed challenges everyone to beat his Crossy Road score! Show Notes: 2:45 – Star Wars spoilers (a discussion about them, not actual spoilers) 5:20 – Rogue One / young Han Solo 10:08 – Accident prone Al 16:16 – Al’s sexy sleepwear 17:33 – Which nostril are you using right now? 19:25 – Big Trouble in Little Smiggles 23:13 – Al’s Worst – Siri 24:16 – Al’s Best – Undercover Boss  26:49 – Ed’s Best – Crossy Road (Download now on iOS / 

It’s the biggest episode of the podcast ever! Not only does Ed return this week but JP makes his first appearance, wearing a Stormtrooper onesie! Our four hosts discuss their biggest gripes, the best and worst things they’ve seen this week and the usual odd news stories. Show Timings: 4:46 – Film Trailers 12:26 – Ed signs for the BBC 15:06 – More Film Trailers 17:18 – Give Blood 17:58 – Sporting Weather 19:37 – Al’s lack of personality 21:14 – Tom says hi 22:25 – Labyrinth 23:07 – Playstation 27:40 – Kitty’s Best: Darting Doggy [link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwfnurvQKxk] 28:40 – Kitty’s Worst: RIP David Zowie? 29:20 – JP’s Best & Worst: Ding Dong [link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ding_Dong,_Texas] 30:03 – Ed’s Best: WWE 2K16 30:45 – Ed’s Worst: The Princess Di-ing of Culture 35:15 – Super Star Wars 36:00 – Ed’s leftovers 41:00 – Playboy Mansion for Sale 43:42 – No Pants Day 46:27 – Knock & Run [link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3390690/Proof-never-old-fun-Hilarious-video-shows-mischievous-81-year-old-grandmother-playing-knock-door-run.html] 48:45 – Monohesdral Disc Tiling Pizza [link: https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn28743-mathematicians-invent-new-way-to-slice-pizza-into-exotic-shapes/] 51:03 – Light Bulb Moment [link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDL52lTri5c] 54:20 – The Toblorange 56:00 – This **** is Bananas 58:40 – Come fly with me 1:02:10 – Snot Cups

A slightly shorter episode this week as everyone is a bit run down from going back to work! Join Kitty and Al as they talk about what they’ve been up to since they last podcasted, plus the usual silly news! Show timings: 2:45 – Our Christmas 4:08 – NYE 13:53 – Put a cork in it, mum! 15:55 – Baxter 18:35 – Random Texts 21:30 – Getting Twisted 24:48 – Bat-Spider 26:40 – Resurrected Russian 28:00 – Lottery 29:12 – Towels on Sunloungers 30:54 – Fight against Violence 31:48 – Delayed Weddings

This week Al & Kitty talk about a lot of Christmas and Star Wars related stuff, including their thoughts on The Force Awakens and the woman who’s eaten over 80,000 Brussel Sprouts! Please note there are some minor Star Wars spoilers in this episode, check the show timings so you can skip forward if you don’t want to hear the spoilers! Show Timings: 2:05 – Christmas Radio Times & The 3 Star Film of the Day 7:05 – The 20 Greatest Christmas Movies 9:30 – The Non-Existant Star Wars Special 13:16 – Al’s Job Hunt Update 14:30 – Christmas Wrapping 19:34 – Al’s shop (www.etsy.com/uk/shop/AlBearUK) 20:50 – Star Wars Talk Begins 21:31 – Harrison Ford, Grumpy or Funny? 23:40 – Our Spoiler-Free Opinion on The Force Awakens 28:32 – STAR WARS SPOILERS! 33:50 – SPOILER END! 34:30 – Christmas on the 8:08 to Cardiff 37:00 – Jedi in Church 38:22 – 82,125 Sprouts? 44:40 – Mistletoe Kisses 48:50 – Skype-Dive 50:26 – Real life Death Star? 53:40 – Ride for a Ride

Alternate Title: New. Hope it’s good! Join us, the 485th hottest comedy podcast on iTunes, as Al, Ed & Kitty discuss another multitude of random happenings including Christmas Trees, Steve Gutenburg, Strange Homes & Donkey Kong. This week Al screws up the equipment and manages to record the entire show through the laptop internal microphone instead of through the mixer without realising. However, we’ve still got a show! Plus check back later this week for a Star Wars Special! Show Timings: 1:10 – Bub Lane, Nathan Lane, Lois Lane 3:13 – The Christmas Shepherd & Steve Gutenberg 5:40 – Ed’s fountain pen 11:25 – Al’s mini “A Very Murray Christmas” review 12:35 – The Athlete’s Foot of Podcasts 17:05 – Last Christmas… Ed stole someone’s tree 20:05 – Burger betrayal 23:00 – Al turns down a job 27:00 – Explain a film plot badly 33:05 – Stealing the Sun’s energy 34:50 – Can you clamp a Jumbo Jet? 36:10 – Worlds Strangest Homes 41:50 – Little Donkey 43:25 – 600 varieties of Gin 45:15 – Bombay, Peking, Constantinople, Leningrad, Calcutta, Donkey Kong 50:05 – Britain’s oldest Christmas Tree 52:25 – Flappy Chocolate 54:20 – Bag for life 57:30 – Countdown to Star Wars

Al, Ed & Kitty are back discussing the latest odd news stories and their lives. This week Ed is particularly rocked by revelations about Rocky IV and Sticky Back Plastic! Show Times: 1:12 – Twitter & Moaning 3:25 – Tyson Fury & SPOTY 6:20 – Ed’s favourite Christmas film was wrong 12:50 – Jessica Jones & Netflix 16:40 – Body Clocks 22:30 – Trademark 30:00 – The Man 32:56 – Baby Instagram 36:04 – Tesos Express 38:26 – Penalties at 63 minutes 40:52 – Finding Money 47:38 – Bulletproof blankets 50:44 – Shoestring Nativity Scene 53:25 – Haaaave you met Father Ted?

Al Galpin is again joined by Kitty, but this week sees the introduction of “The Man” Ed Sharples. The trio discuss their lives and the stupid news stories of the past week, including the best jokes ever? Show Timings 2:58 – Al’s first day of being unemployed 5:01 – Kitty & Al’s London trip / Travel Tip of the Week 9:31 – Kitty’s Monkingjay Part 2 mini-review 11:55 – Ed’s reading habits 15:55 – My Dad Wrote a Porno 20:47 – Pre-Prepared 25:35 – I’ll look after you, but only for a week 29:45 – Star Wars Competition 32:52 – We accidentally stole this feature from Simon Mayo 36:07 – Italians spy on terrorists, on PS4? 37:40 – Bacon bits 38:58 – Rib-less / Enter Katy 42:41 – What do Avril Lavigne and Paul McCartney have in common? 43:30 – Best jokes in the world? 55:42 – Beards 60:22 – Click Bait      

Al Galpin is joined, begrudgingly, by his lovely wife Kitty as they discuss their lives and the stupid news stories of the past week, including the man who ate the shark that bit him. Also, as a first episode treat, Al reveals a special Star Wars competition! Show Timings 2:58 – Kitty meets Paul Hollywood 6:16 – Star Wars Competition 8:26 – Al’s job hunt 10:54 – Al’s Star Wars ticket fiasco 20:26 – Red Car & Blue Car 22:35 – Al & Kitty gloss over the real news 23:03 – Sharks 29:28 – Stuck in an Elevator 30:46 – Chocolate 38:09 – Travel Tip of the week