The Nearly True Review!

This week Joshua and Philip traverse a world of sexy robots, curious americans and pervy old men. Will they make it out alive? We review Youth, answer some questions from the Quadcast guys and generally piss about. Download or listen to the new episode here!

Minisode 1. Hungry Games & Doin' it Donnie Style!: No structure, no points, no sense. Phil and Joshua talk about movies the latter has seen of late including Hunger Games: Mockingjay: Part Two: Too Many Subtitles: The Reckoning and Fish Tank. If that’s not enough for you, Joshua gets angry about Donnie Brasco and has to admit to never having tried a Chip Butty.  Listen to or download the new episode here!

Best Bits! Episodes 6 - 10: Here are our second bunch of Best Bits! All of the hilarity, none of the substance. If you’re into that this one’s for you. 

Ep. 17 Santa with Muscles & Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence!: Welcome to our Christmas Special! (Everything’s been a special this month apparently…) …Join Joshua and Philip as they explore Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence because nothing says Christmas cheer like repressed homoeroticism. Not to mention getting stuck into the Christmas themed Hulk Hogan vehicle ‘Santa with Muscles’. Joshua has been drinking again this week so you get all that entails. Thanks to Parry Gripp for the Yub Nub Song!

This week Joshua and Philip abandon protocol and just go all out on Star Wars. It’s wall to wall‘The Force Awakens’ with a shorter review picking up from last week of the second movie in the Ewok saga 'The Battle for Endor’. Sit back, relax, listen but for the sake of all that is holy watch The Force Awakens first… We will not be held responsible for spoilers! Listen to or download the new episode here!

This week Joshua and Philip host a Ewok Extravaganza to psych themselves up for next week’s Star Wars special to celebrate the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens! They also have a very special guest in the shape of Aaron Gepp who brings with him the fake movie of the week about a luminous lizard. Not to mention our newest and one off segment “DOG NEWS”! (…and Phil talks about his penis sneezing) All this and more this week! Download or listen to our new episode here!

This week Phil and Josh get stuck into Zombie Strippers (the movie), Last Tango in Paris, and Directors who for various reasons deserve to be in prison… Download or listen to the new episode here!

This week Philip has been kidnapped so the we can’t record a new episode. However, the show must go on so here are some best bits from the first five episodes of the Podcast! Joshua is currently haggling with the kidnappers but they seem to be both stubborn and overly optimistic about how much Philip’s life is worth to him. Click here to download or listen to the new episode!

This week Philip has been kidnapped so the we can’t record a new episode. However, the show must go on so here are some best bits from the first five episodes of the Podcast! Joshua is currently haggling with the kidnappers but they seem to be both stubborn and overly optimistic about how much Philip’s life is worth to him. Click here to download or listen to the new episode!

This week Joshua and Philip get a little melancholy and look at Synecdoche New York. They also fuck about with dramatic readings from the strangest scripts Josh could find and talk about Ryan Gosling metamorphosing into an actual gosling. Download or listen to the new episode here!

This week Joshua and Philip get a little melancholy and look at Synecdoche New York. They also fuck about with dramatic readings from the strangest scripts Josh could find and talk about Ryan Gosling metamorphosing into an actual gosling. Download or listen to the new episode here!

This week Joshua and Phil tuck into Terrence Malick’s The Tree of Life. They also discuss whale blubber wands, robotic geisha and subtitling Johnny Depp! Download or listen to the new episode here!

This week Joshua and Phil tuck into Terrence Malick’s The Tree of Life. They also discuss whale blubber wands, robotic geisha and subtitling Johnny Depp! Download or listen to the new episode here!

This week Phil and Joshua get stuck into Wes Anderson’s latest ’The Grand Budapest’ as well as discussing a monster’s driving skills, a pair of sock fetishists (see what we did there) and Gaspar Noe’s pornographic Opus ‘Love’! Download or listen to the new episode here!   

This week Phil and Joshua get stuck into Wes Anderson’s latest ’The Grand Budapest’ as well as discussing a monster’s driving skills, a pair of sock fetishists (see what we did there) and Gaspar Noe’s pornographic Opus ‘Love’! Download or listen to the new episode here!