Notes from the Upper West Side

Paul leaves the rat locked in his bedroom and takes the boys to school, while trying to decide if meeting Cammy again is worth the sacrifice of his American birthright. (Read the full text at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/68 )

Paul saves urban wildlife from death by broomstick, while pondering the implications of Junior's Newbie School plans.  (Text is at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/67 )

Junior discovers Paul's illicit gym membership.  Paul starts feeling sore.  All over. (Text - https://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/66 )

Paul brings Sammy to the gym with him.  Terry prepares Paul for the airshaft eventuality. (Text - http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/default.html#/book/65 )

Paul joins a gym and meets Terry, who seems revolted.

Paul gets serious about his second date with Cammy.  Fern invites Paul to the Commodore Hotel. (Text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/63)

Paul makes a date with Cammy.  Harry and Sam watch Rocky & Bullwinkle. (Text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/62)

Paul is careful about reading his email in the morning.  Junior dresses like a slave girl for work. (Text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/61)

SAG sends the check on time.  Paul gets caught in one of his connivances. (Text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/60)

Paul argues with Kurt Libby over Parp's motivations for helping Paul out.

Paul confides his quandary to Jessica and finds out that even squares go to the gym. (Text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/58)

Paul's current quandary reminds him of his first real girlfriend, a Summer at the Provincetown Shakespeare Festival, and his pairs-of-things-in-the-universe theory. (Text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/57)

Paul begins to think he may have sold his soul to the devil, a.k.a. Parp. (Text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/56)

Parp tells Paul what he needs to do to get in shape for his next encounter with Cammy. (Text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/55)

Paul says sex is what comes naturally.  Parp tells Paul he has to train himself for it. ( http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/54 )