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The obligatory christmas episode.

This is two separate conversations welded together, like a dodgy secondhand car. Don't push it above 46mph. QUESTIONS ASKED: (28:55)  Do you like spiders? Should they be killed with fire and their heads left on pikes as a warning to others? Do you have any phobias? (48:50) Are baby potatoes fully grown? or is this some kind of vegetable infanticide? (59:50) Invent a new word - tell us what it means, and when you would use it. (1:02:50) Why no prog rock in your oeuvre? (1:14:50) What's everyone's problem with the idea of drinking Bovril? SONGS USED: Sunset Rubdown - You Go On Ahead (Trumpet, Trumpet II)   - intro and outro Overkill - Coma Devin Davis - Giant Spiders King Creosote - And The Racket They Made Cat Power - It's Alright To Fail The Mars Volta - Inertiatic ESP Sketchi Fetcha - Beefy Tingz Dem (No Bovril) Download Standard Podcasts

Needed a nap, so this is late. Again. QUESTIONS ASKED: Do you sing in the shower? How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? Assuming that you are bereft of nunchucks, what non-knifey implement would you grab out of your cutlery drawer in an emergency? What motivates us to do anything, when we're all doomed anyway? SONGS USED: Sunset Rubdown - You Go On Ahead (Trumpet, Trumpet II) - intro and outro Wolf Parade - You Are A Runner And I Am My Father's Son (live) Louis CK - Interview with Conan O' Brien Sugar - A Good Idea (live) The Last Town Chorus - It's Not Over (live) Momus - The Corkscrew King Download Standard Podcasts

This is late because my internet hates me. QUESTIONS ASKED: What exactly is Verified by Visa? Why won't they embrace morris dancing at the 2012 Olympics? When was the last time any of you built a pillow fort? What's the world's best instrument? Kinder Eggs are illegal in America. Discuss. If you were to have 5 people of your choice in a 'blazing circle'/ around a pub table, who would they be? SONGS USED: Desert Sessions (w/ PJ Harvey) - There Will Never Be A Better Time Ann Peebles - Give Me Some Credit Mummer - Willoweep John Cage - As Slow As Possible ( http://www.john-cage.halberstadt.de/new/index.php?l=e ) Lamb-Alien Big Bother podcast excerpt - Episode UBB Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Bang LINKS: http://spong.com/podcasts/joypod/ http://www.meyouandhim.com/ Thanks to Adam Capone, David Turners and Mat Murray for the bloody funny clip.Download Standard Podcasts

We talk about our weeks for far too long before we get to the questions. Sorry about that. QUESTIONS ASKED: More tales about Butlins Would you rather be chased by six duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck? If you were to become a voiceover artist tomorrow, what three voices would you use in your showreel? Pick any scar on your body - how and where did you get it? SONGS USED: Sunset Rubdown - You Go On Ahead (Trumpet, Trumpet II)   - intro and outro Mr Glide - Fat Rap Pixies - The Holiday Song Neil Hannon - My Lovely Horse (on piano) Blak Twang - So Rotten Download Standard Podcasts

Yes! It's the second episode of a podcast no-one asked for. QUESTIONS ASKED: Why is there always some Nigerian dude in the mens' toilets selling paper towels and aftershave when you go to a club? And do you get a Nigerian bird in the ladies toilets doing the same thing? Michael McIntyre - WHY? How long after a major event is it acceptable to make a joke of it all? Eg - London Riots, Amy Winehouse, 9-11 Have you ever woken up laughing from a dream? Have you ever grown parsnips in an old boot? You're going to start a new religion, tell us about it, convince us to join. You’re opening a theme park - what’s its name, and what is the main attraction? SONGS USED: Sunset Rubdown - You Go On Ahead (Trumpet, Trumpet II)   - intro and outro Johnny Foreigner - Wow, Just Wow Ricky Gervais - 11 O' Clock Show excerpt Jorge Rico - Ebony and Ivory Super Street Fighter 2 - Guile's Stage Aphex Twin - Funny Little Man Eric B. Rakim - I Ain't No Joke Sufjan Stevens - Out Of Egypt, Into The Great Laugh Of Mankind, And I Shake The Dirt From My Sandals As I Run British Pathe Archive - Mellotron Demo Curb Your Enthusiasm theme cover - Adrian Holovaty (http://www.youtube.com/user/adrianholovaty) Download Standard Podcasts