Armstrong & Getty

Jeb wold totes kill Baby Hitler; Mister Thrump went on and on about pyramids.

Paying for patriotism; Joe has stopped verbally abusing himself; Bill O'Reilly and George Will totes argued n stuff; Polls are dumb.

Washington Post's Jim Tankersley talk about Baby Boomers being what's wrong with the economy.

So Mister Thrump hosted SNL; Ginormous sinkhole opened up outside the IHOP in Mississippi.

It's Fisher House week on A&G!; Positive Sean is into Seth Macfarlane's singing;

Washington Post Fact Checker Glenn Kessler talks to us about Ben Carson lying about his scholarship to West Point and fact-checking Dr Ben, Hillary, Obama, et al.

ABC News correspondent Ryan Burrow reports on the Fox Lake cop who staged his own suicide that just keeps getting stranger

CA assemblyman Jim Patterson talks about overspending on the crony train.

Dr Ben dropped an hip-hop rap advert; Dr Ben's supposed violent past is now being questioned by CNN.

An 8th grader is in trouble for a friendly hug at school; Vampire-slaying ritual in Romania; Dr Ben Carson and grain storage; Margaret Cho says she used to be a sex worker.

Washington Examiner's Gabby Morrongiello talks about Ben Carson's heartfelt essay on Facebook

Washington Post media critic Eric Wempel talks about his column: "Donald Trump reaches new level of absurdity on media criticism".

Someone stole Jack's headphone adapter and he's sorta upset about it

Why are middle-aged white dudes dying faster than anyone else?; Washington Examiner's David Drucker "Undecided Iowa: GOP voters 'still shopping'; Guy dressed up as a soldier and snuck onto army base for a dopey Halloween prank.

Dude nearly dies from a worm in his brain; Melissa Harris-Perry nonsense.