★ PNSexplosion ★

Hey lovers, I've been soo G.D. busy I got behina on posting shows, so you'll get two today. This one we recorded last week, and one we recorded last night that will Markie Post in the afternoon. HAAAY. PNS395

Linni Meister: Norway's hottest import since codfish and 80s ski bunnys? Beyoncé: Payin' her automobills or terrorist sympathizer? Mariah: third or fourth horse-strength xanax? All these questions and much much more on a jam/fudge packed PNSexplosion!! PNS394

Uncle Jack, dogs humping pigs, and watching soft core porn on Christmas Eve. Thanks to google for actually finding a picture of a dog humping a pig. I really feel like I'm living in the future. PNS393

Scooooosie! Scooosie Sissson! PNS392

On todays show we have an exclusive interview with a Dunkin' Donuts insider! Now that's a set of Double D's I could motorboat, or so I thought. Our bubble is quickly burst when we find out the insidious inner bitter workings of what we thought was America's sweetest bakery. Charlatans, the lot of them. Join us for this important expose that just might change the way you look at the state of pastry... forever. Dunkin' Donuts? More like Dunkin' Deception. Who could've imagined a corporation in America today would try to maximize their profits? Set the Boston Creme dispenser to 11, this is one spicy meatball. We also massacre some songs, Pat reveals that he thinks all testicles are caked with feces, Cher takes it home, and Janet Jackson makes a cameo! All this, and MORE on this jam packed exciting episode of PNS EXPLOSION!! PNS391

Its not our opinion so please don't be offended, its just that all Latvians are whores. Google it. Foiled Again on Facebook-- click here PNS390

[art by Anders!!!] We try to regain control the only way we know how-- a prolonged joke involving Jimmy Jam, Janet Jackson, and Janet Jackson's poop. Thanks again to Mikey! PNS389

Mikey and my lllloooovah are on the show today with me and Pat and its nutty. We do our best to keep our self-diagnosed ADHD/lactose intolerant Latino guest on track but sometimes that Latino heat is just too Rita-Moreno-like in intensity to contain. PNS388

Pat and I run this one into the ground just like the convertible that took Thelma and Louise over a cliff that fateful day. Detective Slocumb aint pinning this one on us. But at least Pat finally had an ooorgasm. I stuck a song on the end that doesn't fit the mood or content [oh wait its the same song as last episiode]. So there's that too. Hey did you know that Cher was supposed to be Thelma? But she wanted to charge too much because she won an Oxcah® for Moonstruck. Snap out of it! PNS387

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I'm talkin' 'bout nutritiooooooon! PNS384

How to get your partner to give beejers, heterosexual listeners, America's Podcast Curmudgeon®, and I might be having a stroke! PNS383