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This week Jess and Josh talk sex ed at the sex shop, crossdressing helpful boyfriends, rescue dogs and much much more. Listen. Love. Share. 

This week Jess and Josh discuss Caitlyn Jenner, sex toys, a man who thinks the sight of his penis can get his charges dropped and more. Listen. Love. Share. 

This week Jess and Josh discuss Jess being a huge snitch, breast feeding in public, peeping Toms and much more! Listen. Love. Share. 

This week Jess and Josh discuss boxers vs briefs, Hilary Clinton's presidential run, mutual masturbation on a plane, Zimmerman get shot at, and much more! Listen. Love. Share.

This week Jess and Josh talk about drugs and parenting, a new Japanese Game show, women in South Africa on the prowl for that seed and much more! Like, share, and have fun. Japanese Gameshowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD8A5N9doG4

This week Jess and Josh talk about the Baltimore situation, a man who punched a bear, ashes in a dildo, a story from Jess's work, and much more! Make sure to listen and share. 

This week Jess and Josh talk about stripers at funerals, and drunk driving grandma, a woman with a nasty plan to eat free at Applebee's, and we have a special guest drop by the show. 

This week Jess and Josh talk about a man who stopped armed thieves with a samurai sword, a marriage doomed because of wonky nipples, the dangers of smelly poop on a flight or in your home, a mom who played naked twister then banged her daughter's boyfriend and more! Check out the website www.ratchethatchet.com!!! Thanks for listening. 

This week Jess and Josh talk about a Chinese groom with cold feet, a woman who really loves bacon on her hamburgers, a man who puts a special cream in his coworker's coffee, an exploding breast implant and more!

This week Jess and Josh talk about going without underwear, masterbating cops, the Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Pageant, a groom with cold feet, a woman with K-cup breast who fulfilled a wish and more!http://gawker.com/white-lady-who-found-enlightenment-via-afro-now-runs-a-1692708617http://gawker.com/woman-poses-topless-for-google-maps-denounces-flat-ti-1694777837http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3014864/Cold-feet-Man-attempts-commit-suicide-jumping-lake-forced-marry-ugly-bride.htmlhttp://time.com/3761104/woman-shot-mcdonalds-bacon-cheeseburger/http://countercurrentnews.com/2015/03/police-officer-caught-at-starbucks/http://gawker.com/rude-police-interrupt-couple-having-sex-in-full-view-of-1693354534

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Jealous Boyfriends, NPR nervous about Jess, Match.com Gone Bad, McDonalds beating, and much much more!! http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/police-women-rob-man-after-matchcom-setup/nkKdY/ http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-man-denied-sex-for-mcdonalds-meal-beats-wom/nkT4k/http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2997620/French-pensioner-arrested-trying-smuggle-young-Russian-bride-home-suitcase-learning-free-travel-EU.html?ito=social-facebookhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2998534/She-shouldn-t-without-chaperone-Desperate-man-launches-crowd-funding-campaign-flights-follow-girlfriend-spring-break-trip-Miami.html?ito=social-facebook http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2997888/Charlotte-man-stood-naked-door-ten-years-police-t-it.html?ito=social-facebookhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3000649/Leap-faith-Chinese-man-faced-dilemma-girlfriend-ex-jump-river-row-demand-saved-did-choose.html?ito=social-facebook

This week on everybody's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh discuss Empire and the n-word, Our Sex Act Winner, Bowel Bandits, News Crew Mugged on Air, Oh, Florida! and much motherfuckin' more!!https://www.facebook.com/JoshComedy?fref=tshttp://www.wpbf.com/news/police-woman-got-naked-at-greenacres-dunkin-donuts-on-a-dare/31711732?utm_source=Socialutm_medium=FBPAGEutm_campaign=wpbf25newsContent+Type=StorylinkId=12802515http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nypd-cops-admit-wrongdoing-jobs-article-1.2143564http://www.hlntv.com/article/2015/03/11/akron-police-search-man-defecated-19-parked-carshttp://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8b0_1426083083comments=1 http://tosh.cc.com/blog/tag/slide-that-looks-like-a-vaginahttp://www.vox.com/2015/3/11/8190031/politician-sydney-leathers-sext

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh talk Texas vs. Magic, Model stabbing, Old Man Hair and much more!http://reason.com/blog/2015/02/02/9-year-old-boy-suspended-for-using-lordhttp://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/croatian-model-stabs-twin-sister-jealous-rage-man-article-1.2100316http://skymeteor.com/NO.175276/i-had-an-affair-with-a-dolphin-for-a-year-after-it-seduced-me/http://www.onenewspage.co.uk/n/Front+Page/754wk5eec/U-oh-he-MARRIED-and-SHE.htm http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/28022916/snellville-barber-offers-old-manhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2926606/Taiwan-plans-open-sex-themed-park-called-Romantic-Boulevard.html?ito=social-facebookhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2937423/Troubled-actor-Randy-Quaid-s-bizarre-YouTube-meltdown-rants-Warner-Brothers-Rupert-Murdoch.html?ito=video_player_click

This week on your favorite #NSFW show Jess and Josh talk Abortion Dates, Male Virgins, Blizzard Hook Ups and much more!http://gawker.com/alabama-politician-threatens-to-out-colleagues-who-are-1681947471?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebookutm_source=gawker_facebookutm_medium=socialflowhttp://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/01/24/moms-in-disguise/http://newsfeed.gawker.com/ready-for-your-abortion-date-man-hits-pregnant-girl-1682315604?rev=1422469731167utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebookutm_source=gawker_facebookutm_medium=socialflow http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2930226/Father-three-botched-penis-enlargement-operation-reduced-size-two-inches-guilty-stabbing-prostitute-death-Stanley-knife.html?ito=social-facebookhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2926569/23-year-old-flees-Australia-one-night-stand-bombards-thousands-texts-torches-house.html?ito=social-facebookhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2929827/Athletic-toned-dark-haired-Romanian-tries-sell-virginity-700-transport-not-included-doesn-t-single-offer.html?ito=social-facebookhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/26/fbi-arrests-russian-spy_n_6548932.htmlhttp://pix11.com/2015/01/26/craigslist-flooded-with-ads-of-nyers-looking-for-blizzard-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/ http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/weird/2015/01/26/three-breasted-woman-dui-arrest/22343461/Texas school shitterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quo5tSEwmiA

This week on the world's favorite #NSFW show, Jess and Josh get to the bottom of Ass Eating, how to best Cum Dump, a Sexy Game Show, Oh, Florida and much more! http://jezebel.com/wish-feet-had-vaginas-for-banging-your-dreams-have-fin-1680323475?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebookutm_source=jezebel_facebookutm_medium=socialflowhttp://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2015/01/west_palm_beach_teen_busted_for_pretending_to_be_a_gynecologist.php http://newsfeed.gawker.com/cannibal-cop-is-looking-for-love-from-someone-a-little-1680877493http://newsfeed.gawker.com/man-accused-of-wheeling-his-dead-mother-into-bank-to-ge-1680953223http://newsfeed.gawker.com/fleshlight-model-tours-factory-meets-thousands-of-copi-1680903117 http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/kentucky-bonnie-clyde-teen-couple-captured-florida-article-1.2082954http://gawker.com/5776937/blindfolded-girl-unable-to-identify-own-boyfriends-willyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdveHbSuGdkfeature=youtu.be